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Originally posted by minisav:

Go Ahead! What a name! icon_biggrin.gif

Where are these random Corner and Free Kick stats coming from?!?! 13 and 17 respectively. icon_eek.gif

My random good stats are Agility, Flair and aggression. Not bad for a pacy striker.

1 for anticipation and positioning though. Although I suppose a 16 year old can always improve these over time.

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Originally posted by Gypsum:

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by minisav:

Go Ahead! What a name! icon_biggrin.gif

Where are these random Corner and Free Kick stats coming from?!?! 13 and 17 respectively. icon_eek.gif

My random good stats are Agility, Flair and aggression. Not bad for a pacy striker.

1 for anticipation and positioning though. Although I suppose a 16 year old can always improve these over time. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

My only random good stat is aggression icon_frown.gif

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Remarkably, my full-time salary is exactly what I earn in real life (n.b. it goes a long way here in Cambodia!)

I don't want to get loaned out to Tiverton - I'll get fat on turnips and cider icon_frown.gif

With jumping and crossing of 1, I feel like a vampire in divers' boots icon_wink.gif Seriously, with strength and stamina of 1 I see no future for this fairy at all, but it'll be fun all the same icon14.gif

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Originally posted by valencia:

looks like this one is dead. pity, was a fantastic idea. whats the deal with someone else starting a very similar/identical sign-up?

iseemonsters - you still around mate? any news?

Excellent idea. I was considering a similar slant for my Conference wonderkids sign-up, but decided against it. I'd like to do something like this, having a real dig at a rubbish player would be fun! But one sign-up is enough for me to keep up with.

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Originally posted by Gypsum:

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by valencia:

looks like this one is dead. pity, was a fantastic idea. whats the deal with someone else starting a very similar/identical sign-up?

iseemonsters - you still around mate? any news?

Excellent idea. I was considering a similar slant for my Conference wonderkids sign-up, but decided against it. I'd like to do something like this, having a real dig at a rubbish player would be fun! But one sign-up is enough for me to keep up with. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I liked the idea when he suggested it in the ideas thread and if this is indeed dead I'm pretty keen to run a similar one. That said lets give iseemonsters a chance, he said he was moving house and there could be any number of reasons why there've been no updates

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Originally posted by Whoopy D:

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Gypsum:

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by valencia:

looks like this one is dead. pity, was a fantastic idea. whats the deal with someone else starting a very similar/identical sign-up?

iseemonsters - you still around mate? any news?

Excellent idea. I was considering a similar slant for my Conference wonderkids sign-up, but decided against it. I'd like to do something like this, having a real dig at a rubbish player would be fun! But one sign-up is enough for me to keep up with. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I liked the idea when he suggested it in the ideas thread and if this is indeed dead I'm pretty keen to run a similar one. That said lets give iseemonsters a chance, he said he was moving house and there could be any number of reasons why there've been no updates </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

absolutely. im not trying to steal his thunder, its just that this was shaping up to be a great thread. what's the accepted norm on waiting on here? say if nothing has happened within a week, two weeks?

hope all is well ICM - like your update style too

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First Name: James

Second Name: Parsons

Common Name (optional):

Date of birth (dd/mm/90): 6/12/1990

City of birth (optional): Bangkok

Nation: England

Second Nationality (optional): Japan

Player personality (optional - see above): Globetrotter

Height (cm): 189

Weight (kg): 76

Two mental attributes at “20â€: Composure, Off The Ball

Two physical attributes at “20â€: Pace, Strength

Two technical attributes at “20â€: Finishing, Dribbling

One other stat of your choice at “20â€: Creativity

Two preferred moves (optional): Tries Tricks, Places shots

Favourite person: Juande Ramos

Favourite club: Tottenham

Disliked person: Titus Bramble

Disliked club: Arsenal

Starting club: Havent & Waterlooville (BSS)

1.Juan King (MikelLUFC)

2. David Rosing-Schow (AB-forever)

3. David Pitt (evry1sfavedave)

4. Pablo Gonzalex (Blackcats)

5. Parker Reynolds (Parker)

6. James Knowles (aaberdeenn)

7. Sergio Giovanni (5ergio)

8. TeeWee Herman (TeeWee)

9. Paddy O'Furniture (Living_Legend)

10. Adam Clatworthy (Gypsum)

11. Christophe Ginola (babyburns)

12. Adam Connellan (Adam C)

13. Dan Simmonds (dan_simmonds)

14. Mini Van der Sav (minisav)

15. Arthur White (super_lampard)

16. Jim Alex (jimalex)

17. Alvo Frances Bobinho de Silva (ridleys)

18. Andrew Billen (atbuk08)

19. Loïc Philippens (Whoopy D)

20. Jack O'Connell (fmfulhamfan)

21. James Mathews (JamesMathews)

22. Buster Bloodhound (Walcott's Wonderkids)

23. Robert BOyle (Robert_296)

24. Robaldinho Dos Santos (JoseRR)

25. Eduardo Van Hatetaylor (Tom=))

26. Nick Bretherton (coolmoose)

27. Andrew Putmobile (tomiscool)

28. Ryan de Goal (Chel10ham Town FC)

29. Vladimir Gazchenko (GazTheDoood)

30. Ky Smitkinov (kingrooney)

31. Ben Chia (BenArsenal)

32. Andy Ahmed (Professor Andy)

33. Marky Mark (Marky Mark!)

34. Bavo Delbeke (freek_teek)

35. Craig Healy (crhealy)

36. Joost Nijhof (foost)

37. Steven Kemp (Spurs + Eastbourne 4eva)

38. Rich Denton (valencia)

39. Harry D'Anglais (leokwash)

40. Rtik Powell (rtik-1-one)

41. Road Runner (Mike_Cardinal)

42. Brutus Blade (Gorbachev)

43. Dexter (PoopyPants)

44. Elliot Druce (aqnfiqw)

45. Matt Cowton (matt_lfc_matt)

46. James Parsons (jimmyjammyjames)

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Originally posted by Whoopy D:

I hope this is back up and running soon it's such a good idea IMO but it's now over a month since we've heard anything from iseemonsters icon_frown.gif

Just wondering how long we should wait before someone starts something similar/the same?

i think thats a fair point.

can anyone see when iseemonsters last posted on these forums, or has he vanished into thin air?

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Originally posted by coolmoose:

I hope someone starts something like this. It as fun

As I said above I quite fancy having a go at runinng a sign up and I love this idea so if people want to get something going I'm willing to run it but tbh I'd rather find out whats happening with iseemonsters first, I don't want to start something new and then for him to come back and think I've stolen his idea.

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Hey everybody! I'm back. Thanks for your patience - I had trouble getting the internet set up at my new place. First of all we had trouble just getting broadband installed, and then for some reason my computer refused to connect via a normal LAN cable thingy, so I had to wait until I could afford a wireless router.

But, it all appears to be working now! So thanks for waiting for me, and here's your long awaited update for August.

Update for August 2007

News

Youngsters turn professional - A plethora of young players have secured their futures at their current clubs, with Ginola, Philipens, Li, Cowton, Pitt, O'Furniture, Healy, Dos Santos, King, Putmobile, Druce and de Goal all accepting professional deals.

Van Hatetaylor and Ahmed agree to loan deals - Eduardo Van Hatetaylor and Andy Ahmed accept loan deals at their respective clubs' feeder clubs. The youngsters obviously hope that the chance to develop at a lower level will benefit their careers in the long run.

D'Anglais and Billen turns down professional deals - Harry D'Anglais and Andrew Billen both turned down offers of professional contracts with their current clubs, holding out hope either for a better deal... or a better club.

Liga BBVA side Cordoba keeping tabs on Philippens - Press reports are surfacing that Spanish second division side Cordoba are interested in securing the signature of young Belgian striker Loïc Philippens. It remains to be seen whether Merida will be willing to let the youngster leave.

King and Bloodhound ruled out for up to two months - Notts County's Juan King and Exeter's Buster Bloodhound will both miss the first one to two months of the season as they suffer a fractured wrist and a torn groin muscle respectively. Both will hope that they can force their way into the first team when they return.

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Rnk Player Username Club Weekly Wage

1. Ben BenArsenal Perth Glory £200p/w

2= Christophe Ginola babyburns Darlington £150p/w

2= Adam Connellan Adam C Aldershot £150p/w

2= Buster Bloodhound Walcott's Wonderkids Exeter £150p/w

2= David Pitt evry1sfavedave Walsall £150p/w

2= Ky Smitkinov kingrooney Swansea £150p/w

2= Elliot Druce aqnfiqw Salisbury £150p/w

2= Juan King MikelLUFC Notts Co £150p/w

2= Craig Healy crhealy Brighton £150p/w

2= Robaldinho Dos Santos JoseRR Wycombe £150p/w

2= Mini Van der Sav minisav Go Ahead £150p/w

2= Andrew Putmobile Tomiscool Bristol Rovers £150p/w

2= Ryan de Goal Chel10ham Town fc Cheltenham £150p/w

2= Andy Ahmed phnompenhandy Plymouth £150p/w

15= Arthur Li Arthur Li Villajoyosa £100p/w

15= Paddy O'Furniture Living_Legend Ross Country £100p/w

15= Loïc Philippens Whoopy D U.D. Merida £100p/w

18= Pablo Gonzalez Blackcats Viterbese £55p/w

18= James Knowles aaberdeenn Peterbrough £55p/w

18= Gio 5ergio Rayo £55p/w

18= TeeWee Herman TeeWee Monza £55p/w

18= Marky Mark Marky Mark! Melbourne Victory £55p/w

18= Bavo Delbeke freek_teek Emden £55p/w

18= Joost Nijhof foost Brighton £55p/w

18= Steven Kemp Spurs + Eastbourne 4eva Brighton £55p/w

18= Harry D'Anglais leokwash Kassel £55p/w

18= Road Runner Mike_Cardinal Doncaster £55p/w

18= Adam Clatworthy Gypsum Aldershot £55p/w

18= Dan Simmonds dan_simmonds Brighton £55p/w

18= Arthur White super_lampard Doncaster £55p/w

18= Bobinho ridleys Hereford £55p/w

18= Andrew Billen atbuk08 Sassuolo £55p/w

18= Jack O'Connell fmfulhamfan MK Dons £55p/w

18= James Mathews JamesMathews Adelaide United £55p/w

18= Robert Boyle Robert_296 Lugo £55p/w

18= Nick Bretherton coolmoose Reutlingen £55p/w

37. Eduardo Van Hatetaylor Tom =) Baltika £50p/w

38= Dexter PoopyPants Estoril £35p/w

38= Parker Reynolds Parker Rio Ave £35p/w

40. Matt Cowton matt_lfc_matt Sutton Utd £25p/w

41. Rtik rtik-1-one Ben Hur £15p/w

42. Vladimir Gazchenko GazTheDoood Nosta £10p/w

43= David Rosing-Schow AB-forever Avangard Kursk £5p/w

43= Brutus Blade gorbachev Bromley £5p/w

43= Rich Denton valencia Bromley £5p/w

43= Jim Alex jimalex Stirling £5p/w

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