speople Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 Lol, this is SOOOOOOOOOO funny. At start of season 1, i brought a 55 yr old player/assistant manager to the club, so that he could play till he scored and therefore bag me (probably forever on my save) the divisional records for oldest ever player, and oldest ever goalscorer. He duly obliged in the 1st game of the season, after missing a penalty. I also brought in a 15 yr old player who had the latest birthdate i could find,so that he could bag me (hopefully forever on my save) the divisional records for youngest player and youngest goalscorer. But i just wasn't prepared for what he did on his debut in 2nd match of the season. Bearing in mind he was severely lacking in match fitness, that he was a DEFENDER playing up front to give him a quicker chance of getting the records, and he had most of his skill attributes (including finishing) on just 1. He scored with his first touch of the game after JUST 11 seconds. Surely a record for the quickest ever goal by a defender playing in his 1st ever match of any kind. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
petersmith Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 i think "he" is actually "she" according to her name and name of one of the players Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fart Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 Do you play your home matches at Newcastle's St. James' Park ? The end that you scored at looks a bit like the Sir John Hall Stand. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dieu Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 She wasn't first in line when God gave out looks then Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
speople Posted March 11, 2010 Author Share Posted March 11, 2010 i think "he" is actually "she" according to her name and name of one of the players Definitely the quickest by a young female defender playing in their first ever game then Maybe the opposition had their eyes on my players (who have all been renamed as women) instead of the ball Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
speople Posted March 11, 2010 Author Share Posted March 11, 2010 She wasn't first in line when God gave out looks then Aye, she is a LOT butch And to reply to a previous poster too, home games are at Bury's ground. Team is originally FC United of Manchester (before I changed it to one i liked better) and that's who they ground share with. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cynet Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 Wonder if the player is a cross dresser Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevoRobbo Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 there is a jessica and a monika. definately a womens team Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
phnompenhandy Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 What word did you scrub out? Let me guess, your team is called GIRLY GURINA? Any more guesses welcome Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deisler26 Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 Gillian Anderson makes an appearance too. Is your team's gender the subject of an X-File? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
henrycs2004 Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 i didn't know i can manage a girls team on FM10 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
samdiatmh Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 ^ he said he nicknamed the male players with female names Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
phnompenhandy Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 i didn't know i can manage a girls team on FM10 You can use the editor to create a new team and/or new staff and players. Now you can choose their gender too, so you can have 'real' women, referred to as 'she'. Then again, IIRC, you can just go into the editor and change the sex of anyone you want. 'Waynetta Rooney" anyone? "Cristine Ronaldo"? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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