Kain Posted June 30, 2003 Author Share Posted June 30, 2003 My online girlfriend finally got her registration for this site approved, and she's already really unhappy with me. I think she's actually thinking about breaking up with me because of this particular post: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kain: Having the entire relationship on the net. 8 months, the first one lasted. The current one will be a year next month <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I don't know what username she registered on, but I'm really sorry. I honestly didn't mean it like that, but I can see how you thought I did. Please forgive me. PS Please don't read any of my other posts. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kain Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 My online girlfriend finally got her registration for this site approved, and she's already really unhappy with me. I think she's actually thinking about breaking up with me because of this particular post: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kain: Having the entire relationship on the net. 8 months, the first one lasted. The current one will be a year next month <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I don't know what username she registered on, but I'm really sorry. I honestly didn't mean it like that, but I can see how you thought I did. Please forgive me. PS Please don't read any of my other posts. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattycarp Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> PS Please don't read any of my other posts. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> are you taking the pÃss? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liam Harper Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 You got your girlfriend to join these forums? Q. Are you mad? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jone Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 How can you have an online girlfriend anyway? Just someone you talk to everyday and someone that makes you sit by your computer instead of going out? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Russ S Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 Don't Read any of my posts???? Is that some kind of reverse psychology? Take the lad back! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utter Utter Loser (Ned) Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 Ouch. Amanda, forgive him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 Amanda, if you want to know what he really thinks youre like in bed then email me. Address in profile! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kain Posted June 30, 2003 Author Share Posted June 30, 2003 Yeah that last part was a joke, but she really is mad with me. I asked her to join in the hope she'd learn more about football (not soccer) and CM4. And yep Jone, that's about right. We have spoke on the phone a few times though Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikael Kuisma Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Jone: Just someone you talk to everyday and someone that makes you sit by your computer instead of going out?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> So that makes you my online girlfriend! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jone Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 What do you get out of a relationship like that? I can't see how a relationship can work without being with eachother, not only talking about physical contact but just spending time, sure you can say you can do that online but it's hardly the same thing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 I'm not going to tell you who registered here the other week. Only Kris knows. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
foobR Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 Online relationship? LMFAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "I am touching your breasts" "Ooooo Pierre" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gimpy Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 Amanda, leave him and be with me!!! I have a bigger bandwith!!!! SIZE MATTERS Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikael Kuisma Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Jone: What do you get out of a relationship like that? I can't see how a relationship can work without being with eachother, not only talking about physical contact but just spending time, sure you can say you can do that online but it's hardly the same thing.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Are you saying you're breaking up with me? :'( Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gimpy Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 /me storms out Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Russ S Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 Amanda Linkage!!!!!!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gimpy Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 *Amanda's status is set to irrational, and may not reply* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gimpy Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 Can I ping you? Sorry, I never ping on a first upload Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kain Posted June 30, 2003 Author Share Posted June 30, 2003 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by foobR: Online relationship? LMFAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "I am touching your breasts" "Ooooo Pierre"<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> My name's not Pierre and she's a Christian (no really) so she doesn't do that sort of thing. Me neither, of course. Lol at Gimpeh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
foobR Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 "I love you" "You dont love me, you just love my broadband router." "Thats a lie" "I WANT TO BREAK UP" "Come on, interface with me!" Amanda has logged off "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SI Staff Jeroen Thijssen Posted June 30, 2003 SI Staff Share Posted June 30, 2003 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Gimpeh: Amanda, leave him and be with me!!! I have a bigger bandwith!!!! SIZE MATTERS<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> DOes that offer go for me too? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SI Staff Jeroen Thijssen Posted June 30, 2003 SI Staff Share Posted June 30, 2003 _f ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
foobR Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 So she doesn't put out on a first email? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Russ S Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 LOL @ FoobR and Gimpy, you two have just made me literally LOL! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SI Staff Jeroen Thijssen Posted June 30, 2003 SI Staff Share Posted June 30, 2003 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by foobR: So she doesn't put out on a first email?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Surely that's where she links her webcam? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gimpy Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 I hate you Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristiano Ronaldooooooooo Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 Name Changes \o/ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 Remember to use protection Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SI Staff Jeroen Thijssen Posted June 30, 2003 SI Staff Share Posted June 30, 2003 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Amanda4Kain: I hate you<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Tragic Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Russ S Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 ROFLMAO Stop it, I think Im going to choke on laughter Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utter Utter Loser (Ned) Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Amanda4Kain: I hate you<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Now this is going to be a FUN thread! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gimpy Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 why do you have to be like this? I thought you loved me Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Snellink Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by foobR: Online relationship? LMFAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "I am touching your breasts" "Ooooo Pierre"<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ROFL! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gimpy Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 Download tampax V2.1 should sort her out Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perryqhill Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 This is sooooooo not for real Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
exchampionsfan Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 funniest thread in ages! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
foobR Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 Just call technical support and ask for their help on the matter! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kain Posted June 30, 2003 Author Share Posted June 30, 2003 Almost had me fooled there Gimp Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James B Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by foobR: "I love you" "You dont love me, you just love my broadband router." "Thats a lie" "I WANT TO BREAK UP" "Come on, interface with me!" _Amanda has logged off_ "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connell Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by foobR: "I love you" "You dont love me, you just love my broadband router." "Thats a lie" "I WANT TO BREAK UP" "Come on, interface with me!" _Amanda has logged off_ "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> utter brilliance! best post ever! i post on this club messageboard for my usual nightclub and there was a girl online posting on it, so for a laugh i said "ok, youre my online girlfriend now" and i met her and shes actually fit as fúck! i might be getting a job near where she lives (not cos of her) but if i get it, she wants to do lunch every now and then who knows yes indeed, who knows Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
benkeat Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 FFS it wouldve been quicker to have asked people to ridicule you than typing out the story behind your "relationship" online relationships, oh sweet lord!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gimpy Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 Amanda I love you at 56.3kb/s!!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Gimp_Basket_Smiles: Amanda I love you at 56.3kb/s!!!!!!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
foobR Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 In my experience, all the girls on the Internet are ugly. Although I found 1 who is incredibly sexually orientated and a decent looker, and she sent me some nude pics of herself, which was nice. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gimpy Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 Amanda says: You dirty mug Kain says: What!!!! Amanda Says: You gave me a virus!!! Kain says: Im sorry! Amanda says: Too late, im sleeping with Norton now Kain: DAMN! I feel so bad I could log into Yahoo! Chat Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
foobR Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 "Would you like to go beta test a software application tonight" "I can't, I'm busy cleaning my hard drive" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
exchampionsfan Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Gimp_Basket_Smiles: Amanda I love you at 56.3kb/s!!!!!!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> LMAO Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
exchampionsfan Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by foobR: "Would you like to go beta test a software application tonight" "I can't, I'm busy cleaning my hard drive"<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> stop it i keep falling off my chair Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gimpy Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 Do you, Amanda underscore 69, take Kain to be your lawfully wedded husband? *Amanda has logged off* JILTED!!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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