spmkillie Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Bliss Seeker: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> No.. Dumbass <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> bah screw you bliss ya part timing n00b <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> noo screw you, ya pimple dick, iron brew drinking, fried mars bar eating, skirt wearing, non-sucking girlfriend amaeture - been here for 3 years post every night still only third team n00b... *and breathe* p.s. hope that made sense.. cause i don't understand it.. nope as usual you made no sense you tÃt and fried mars bars suck but your right about the 3 years thing, thats just depressing Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
spmkillie Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 bah thanks to your quote **** up you made me to a quote **** up Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
spmkillie Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 oh god and what a horribly page topper that was Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mario Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 LMAO at both of them. Bad snellink, bad snellink. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scatter Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 Amanda: Oh Kain, when are you going to whisper those four little numbers I want to hear? Kain: Oh Amanda, I think I 0101 you.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
spmkillie Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 lol Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scatter Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 Kain: 0101110 01001101010000111110 0001010101110 10101010010001010 1010 10 01010101010100 1010 01010 10101010000111001010 01010 101 0001001110 000 Amanda: What's that? Kain: It's our pre-nup in binary. Just sign it... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenner Huey Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 Brilliant thread, I read every fricking post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephanie McMahon's Secret Lover Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 Hmmm! A girlfriend named fleacollar!!! I thought you meant Amanda Tapping! Nice girl! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CovFan Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 Amanda: Have you been cheating on me at CM4? Kain: Yes I have Amanda: That's it, I'm leaving you for a real man, somebody who doesn't cheat at CM4 Kain: That's it, our internet connection is over Amanda: Don't worry, I've already terminated our account by the Terms of Service. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJonez Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 Ok, once more: Online girlfriend? Are you 12? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Knight1987 Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 Seems she was born in 86 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
foobR Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 CovFan, the moment, and the bandwagon, has passed Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Knight1987 Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 HOF Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CovFan Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 Damn, I'll have to start up a bandwagon for myself, to see what it feels like to have one *cums* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 *applauds Foobles and Gimpay* Great effort, gents Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CovFan Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 No applause for my late effort? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Jason the Yank: Gimpeh and foobs in top form tonight. Both of them in the wide awake club from Kain's first post and ready to give it the full gun on the arrive as a double tandem. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Wow Jason the yank in Ronglish shocker! Spotters badge for me.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goddard Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 Well done daz and mackers \o/ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squijee Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 I can't be bothered coming out with witty insults...but I do have a collection of words that I would like to see used in one giant insult. Use these words wisely. Floppy disk Hard drive Joystick Drop down menu Tools Control Panel Windows Explorer Hardware and software Quicktime My Documents I look forward to your creative replies. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David N. Port Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Squijee: I can't be bothered coming out with witty insults...but I do have a collection of words that I would like to see used in one giant insult. Use these words wisely. Floppy disk Hard drive Joystick Drop down menu Tools Control Panel Windows Explorer Hardware and software Quicktime My Documents I look forward to your creative replies.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> firstly the moment has passed. Secondly I don't have the talent of Foobles or Gimpeh. Thirdly, I'm going to try anyway <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> Amanda: I want you to touch me Kain: Where? Amanda: Suprise me Kain would like to use the program "windows explorer. Amanda has accepted the offer to use "windows Explorer Kain: Ah ha! we have somthing here But it doesn't seem compatible with my floppy disk Amanda: Choose Hard drive from the drop down menu. Kain would like to send the file "intercourse.mpg. Amanda has accepted the file transfer Transfer of the file "intercourse.mpg is complete. Amanda: Quicktime? I hate you. I'm going to find a man with media player! Amanda has logged off <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Sorry Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squijee Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by David N. Port: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Squijee: I can't be bothered coming out with witty insults...but I do have a collection of words that I would like to see used in one giant insult. Use these words wisely. Floppy disk Hard drive Joystick Drop down menu Tools Control Panel Windows Explorer Hardware and software Quicktime My Documents I look forward to your creative replies.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> firstly the moment has passed. Secondly I don't have the talent of Foobles or Gimpeh. Thirdly, I'm going to try anyway <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> Amanda: I want you to touch me Kain: Where? Amanda: Suprise me _Kain would like to use the program "windows explorer. Amanda has accepted the offer to use "windows Explorer_ Kain: Ah ha! we have somthing here But it doesn't seem compatible with my floppy disk Amanda: Choose Hard drive from the drop down menu. _ Kain would like to send the file "intercourse.mpg. Amanda has accepted the file transfer Transfer of the file "intercourse.mpg is complete._ Amanda: Quicktime? I hate you. I'm going to find a man with media player! _Amanda has logged off_ <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Sorry <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> They're meant to be puns. SORT IT OUT!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Bowen Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 HOF Top thread, best in a while. I'd thought someone would have had a go with the obvious Amanda Huggandkiss joke but made it work in this case. Come on, anyone can crack a joke better than Snellink Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ads Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 Great thread, Gimpy and Foobs were both in the zone! And once again, online girlfriend??? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shpina Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 what can i say that hasn't already been said... And i think we've now worked out the concept of an 'online girlfriend' is completely dead. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 Ok, Chris, we do NOT say Amanda Huggenkiss! Nothing gets to me more and lets not bring it up. Thanks Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by fleacollar: Ok, Chris, we do NOT say Amanda Huggenkiss! Nothing gets to me more and lets not bring it up. Thanks <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Have you forgiven Kain then? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Knight1987 Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 Please explain the Amanda Hugandkiss joke, as i have no ideea whatsoever what it is about Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Dark Knight1987: Please explain the Amanda Hugandkiss joke, as i have no ideea whatsoever what it is about <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Its from the Simpsons. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 uh huh, he did say he was sorry... Just out of curiosity, would you have? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottevil30 Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 Where do I get an online bird then? I WANT ONE ! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryno Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ScottDrivel: Where do I get an online bird then? I WANT ONE ! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Here?? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ScottDrivel: Where do I get an online bird then? I WANT ONE ! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I'm gonna steal Kain's. Amanda - I'm a much better catch than Kain. I can be on the net 2 hours longer than him per day Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottevil30 Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Jon Kirk: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ScottDrivel: Where do I get an online bird then? I WANT ONE ! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I'm gonna steal Kain's. Amanda - I'm a much better catch than Kain. I can be on the net 2 hours longer than him per day <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I have the 8th highest post per day average on OTF so she is MINE HA ! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryno Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by fleacollar: uh huh, he did say he was sorry... Just out of curiosity, would you have?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Oh and I wouldn't have.....once a 'friend' talks about you like that then it won't stop anywhere (am I helping ya Jon?) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 er...I think I'm gonna go nows Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David N. Port Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ScottDrivel: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Jon Kirk: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ScottDrivel: Where do I get an online bird then? I WANT ONE ! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I'm gonna steal Kain's. Amanda - I'm a much better catch than Kain. I can be on the net 2 hours longer than him per day <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I have the 8th highest post per day average on OTF so she is MINE HA ! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Being so sad as to be on OTF 24/7 isn't good enough. BE MINE AMANDA! I CAN LOVE YOU SO MUCH MORE! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
foobR Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 She's always going to go running back to Kain because he has the beta enhancement "pack" version 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by fleacollar: er...I think I'm gonna go nows <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> You're not going anywhere until you give me your MSN address you bitch Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 Well, I'm certainly not giving it to you nows... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottevil30 Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 And Kirk drops out of the race for fleacollar's online love Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
steveohill Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by fleacollar: Well, I'm certainly not giving it to you nows...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> So Amanda, tell us what makes Kain so 'special' to you. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by fleacollar: Well, I'm certainly not giving it to you nows...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> What do you mean? Bitch is a friendly word in England Its like you yanks saying honey. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ScottDrivel: And Kirk drops out of the race for fleacollar's online love <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> You didn't even make the starting grid Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 I'll only tell if you tell me what makes your girlfriend so special to you. And only if its a good answer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
steveohill Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by fleacollar: I'll only tell if you tell me what makes your girlfriend so special to you. And only if its a good answer.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> She's good in bed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottevil30 Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by fleacollar: I'll only tell if you tell me what makes your girlfriend so special to you. And only if its a good answer.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> My ex was/is a whore Your turn Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 ....Those aren't good answers Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 My 'bitch' was special because she let me call her bitch Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 So how do you have sex then? Does Kain have to stick his cóck in the floppy drive? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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