Jono Posted July 5, 2003 Author Share Posted July 5, 2003 Now this is very very embaressing but i need help with it. Its only started recently but every time i go out and get drunk i wake up in the morning and have ummm errr hmmmm not got up to go to the toilet in the night.......... Its very very embaressing, and i dont know whats causing it as it never used to happen, any ideas anyone? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jono Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 Now this is very very embaressing but i need help with it. Its only started recently but every time i go out and get drunk i wake up in the morning and have ummm errr hmmmm not got up to go to the toilet in the night.......... Its very very embaressing, and i dont know whats causing it as it never used to happen, any ideas anyone? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Russ S Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 Try not to drink as much. On a similar note, when Im getting pÃssed, ill get up to go to the toilet, get there, and then realise that I dont actually need and be stood at the urinal like George Michael. What that all about? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perryqhill Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 Wear a nappy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy... Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Russ S: Try not to drink as much. On a similar note, when Im getting pÃssed, ill get up to go to the toilet, get there, and then realise that I dont actually need and be stood at the urinal like George Michael. What that all about?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> \o/ stage fright \o/ that's quite common i think. well i tell myself it is anyway. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevinLFC Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 points and laughs at cmcanaries Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ourkid Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 I find going for a pee as soon as I get in of a night sorts that sort of thing out, although I have only had that happen to me once, thank God Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DodgyG Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by CMCanaries: Now this is very very embaressing but i need help with it. Its only started recently but every time i go out and get drunk i wake up in the morning and have ummm errr hmmmm not got up to go to the toilet in the night.......... Its very very embaressing, and i dont know whats causing it as it never used to happen, any ideas anyone?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> These may help... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
upwiththeroyals Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 maybe goto your doctor, instead of posting on a website dedicated to a football managing game. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jono Posted July 5, 2003 Author Share Posted July 5, 2003 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by KevinLFC: points and laughs at cmcanaries<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Dont i have been getting stick off my mates all night about it, see sometimes i dont stay in my own bed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jono Posted July 5, 2003 Author Share Posted July 5, 2003 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by upwiththeroyals: maybe goto your doctor, instead of posting on a website dedicated to a football managing game. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Er its off topic forum and i am embaressed to see my doctor. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 With everyone on here taking the pi$$ out of you tonight, you should wake up nice and dry tomorrow. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jono Posted July 5, 2003 Author Share Posted July 5, 2003 I got annoyed with my mate giggling behind my back about it so i told them to go **** themselves. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
foobR Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 ahahahahahaha, 22 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeWesthead Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 I hate it when nothing comes out, when you're stood at a urinal. I can just be stood there for a minute trying to force pÃss out, whilst about 3 waves of guys have been and gone Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jono Posted July 5, 2003 Author Share Posted July 5, 2003 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by foobR: ahahahahahaha, 22<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
foobR Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 You're 22, and you pÃss yourself. Do you need me to spell it out? You should be embarrassed, you big baby. I know 3 year olds with better bowell control. Does baby need his mummy? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottevil30 Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by foobR: You're 22, and you pÃss yourself. Do you need me to spell it out? You should be embarrassed, you big baby. I know 3 year olds with better bowell control. Does baby need his mummy?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> For the love of God, shut the fúck up foobR. The best answer IS to see your doctor. It will be embarrasing but he/she has probably heard it all before. Apart from that all I can say is to just try not to drink quite as much and make sure you go before going to bed. See if that sorts it out. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 wear a nappy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jono Posted July 5, 2003 Author Share Posted July 5, 2003 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by foobR: You're 22, and you pÃss yourself. Do you need me to spell it out? You should be embarrassed, you big baby. I know 3 year olds with better bowell control. Does baby need his mummy?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I am not 22. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottevil30 Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 Hey CMCanaries, we share the same birthday. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 near enough Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
foobR Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 twenty fúcking one then, is it pedant's day out pÃss pants boy? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utter Utter Loser (Ned) Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 Is there any need for this foobR? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jono Posted July 5, 2003 Author Share Posted July 5, 2003 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ScottDrivel: Hey CMCanaries, we share the same birthday.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Cool. as for the rest of you, its funny i guess but if you dont have anything helpful to say **** off Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeWesthead Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 Not really necessary to take the pÃss (pardon the pun) of someone who confesses to wetting the bed... A tad redundant... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
foobR Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 LIGHTEN THE FÚCK UP. Jesus. Sorry, shall I add smileys next time... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiggalowile Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 ffs foobr Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jono Posted July 5, 2003 Author Share Posted July 5, 2003 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by foobR: LIGHTEN THE FÚCK UP. Jesus. Sorry, shall I add smileys next time... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I just dont find it funny anymore. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeWesthead Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 TBH mate, telling an internet forum of 15-30+ year old guys who live off a pub-style culture, that you wet the bed, wasn't going to get 100% constructive responses. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by JoeWesthead: Not really necessary to take the pÃss (pardon the pun) of someone who confesses to wetting the bed... A tad redundant...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> NO. YOU ARE WRONG. IT IS NECESSARY. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevinLFC Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by CMCanaries: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ScottDrivel: Hey CMCanaries, we share the same birthday.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Cool. as for the rest of you, its funny i guess but if you dont have anything helpful to say **** off<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> why dont you go to be you will feel better in the morning and learn to handle your drink Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiggalowile Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 don't mind Foobr CMC he's just being well trying to be funny , go see a dr. you would be suprised at what they all get to hear , it's nothing to be ashamed off Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevinLFC Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 that should say bed no be btw Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottevil30 Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 I'm just going to say that it isn't the guy with the bladder problem that comes of as the child in this thread Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jono Posted July 5, 2003 Author Share Posted July 5, 2003 its only just started happening a few weeks ago and i want to stop it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeWesthead Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 i think having a right long pee before bed would be good Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 Stop drinking so much and go and see a f*cking doctor ffs. Also, try setting an alarm to go off during the night so if you need a pi$$ you might actually be able to get to the bog before peeing the bed. On the bright side, at least you're not crapping the bed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jono Posted July 5, 2003 Author Share Posted July 5, 2003 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by JoeWesthead: i think having a right long pee before bed would be good<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Yeah i thought that would be a good idea, but i am usually to wasted to remember, like last night i dont even remember getting home Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevinLFC Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by JoeWesthead: i think having a right long pee before bed would be good<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> or drink less Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jono Posted July 5, 2003 Author Share Posted July 5, 2003 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by markrowe: Stop drinking so much and go and see a f*cking doctor ffs. Also, try setting an alarm to go off during the night so if you need a pi$$ you might actually be able to get to the bog before peeing the bed. On the bright side, at least you're not crapping the bed.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Maybe crapping comes next! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeWesthead Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by KevinLFC: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by JoeWesthead: i think having a right long pee before bed would be good<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> or drink less<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> that is NEVER an option Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jono Posted July 5, 2003 Author Share Posted July 5, 2003 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by JoeWesthead: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by KevinLFC: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by JoeWesthead: i think having a right long pee before bed would be good<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> or drink less<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> that is NEVER an option <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Exactly! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 you're all really really REALLY weird. seriously, if someone came out and told me they wet the bed in real life, they'd never live it down. until their mum died or something, then i'd stop out of respect. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottevil30 Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sebs: you're all really really REALLY weird. seriously, if someone came out and told me they wet the bed in real life, they'd never live it down. until their mum died or something, then i'd stop out of respect.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Yes but you're 16. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 oh and if you're being all adult and mature about this, taking the pÃss out of someone for wetting the bed is far more mature than encouraging them to do serious damage to their liver every night AFAIK Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ScottDrivel: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sebs: you're all really really REALLY weird. seriously, if someone came out and told me they wet the bed in real life, they'd never live it down. until their mum died or something, then i'd stop out of respect.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Yes but you're 16.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> i don't fúcking believe you just got my age wrong. you complete ******. go back to school. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeWesthead Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 someone just took all the fun out of the thread Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeWesthead Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 think i'll take Scoots view on this one. rare i know. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jono Posted July 5, 2003 Author Share Posted July 5, 2003 back on topic guys, so you rekon i should either drink less *yeah right* or goto a doctor Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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