where is our defence? Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 You'll just have to wear a nappy before you go out. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
where is our defence? Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 What I meant is put one on before you go out, so you don't forget to put it on when you're drunk. they do adult nappies I believe, but people will think you're into weird fetishes......which is probably better than the truth. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gudge Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 get some plastic sheets for yer bed Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wycombe Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by CMCanaries: About 8 pints beer, then a lot of spirits<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> stop drinking so much, seriously. You say this only happens after heavy drinking sessions so it's an obivous cause and effect case. See a doctor as well. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
benkeat Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 i dont think theres much need for a doctor, just dont drink so much, and MAKE SURE you have a wee wee before bed. its not hard Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 I can't believe this has reached 2 pages. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevinLFC Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 get a bag or something around your dick so you cant **** the bed and will **** in the bag or whatever Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
benkeat Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by KevinLFC: get a bag or something around your dick so you cant **** the bed and will **** in the bag or whatever<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> definately the most unfeasable (sp?) idea ever Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevinLFC Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by benkeat: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by KevinLFC: get a bag or something around your dick so you cant **** the bed and will **** in the bag or whatever<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> definately the most unfeasable (sp?) idea ever<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> it can work my nan had one before she died because she couldnt get to the toilet Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DodgyG Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by KevinLFC: it can work my nan had one before she died because she couldnt get to the toilet<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Your nan had a bag round her dick? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
foobR Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 ahahahahahaha Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevinLFC Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DodgyG: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by KevinLFC: it can work my nan had one before she died because she couldnt get to the toilet<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Your nan had a bag round her dick?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> no I dont know exactly how it worked like but she ****es into this bag but im sure you can use one for men to put around their dick? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
benkeat Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by KevinLFC: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DodgyG: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by KevinLFC: it can work my nan had one before she died because she couldnt get to the toilet<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Your nan had a bag round her dick?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> no I dont know exactly how it worked like but she ****es into this bag but im sure you can use one for men to put around their dick?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> i just cant see it you know Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DodgyG Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 She probably had a colostomy bag which is somewhat different from tying a bag round your dick... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
foobR Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 So she pÃssed in a bag? Had she never heard of toilets? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
where is our defence? Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by KevinLFC: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DodgyG: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by KevinLFC: it can work my nan had one before she died because she couldnt get to the toilet<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Your nan had a bag round her dick?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> no I dont know exactly how it worked like but she ****es into this bag but im sure you can use one for men to put around their dick?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> and women by the sound of things Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
where is our defence? Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by foobR: So she pÃssed in a bag? Had she never heard of toilets?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> She was probably really lazy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goddard Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by foobR: So she pÃssed in a bag? Had she never heard of toilets?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> shes was probably legless Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
benkeat Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by foobR: So she pÃssed in a bag? Had she never heard of toilets?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> i think being old and having no bladder control is different from a lad who pÃsses the bed after a night out Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
foobR Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 Oh I dont know, both are equally funny Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
where is our defence? Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by benkeat: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by foobR: So she pÃssed in a bag? Had she never heard of toilets?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> i think being old and having no bladder control is different from a lad who pÃsses the bed after a night out<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> nah, it's pretty much the same thing. At the end of the day, you're lying in your own pÃss. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevinLFC Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 how could she go to the toilet if she was dying in bed and cant walk you cant just leave them to **** the bed like cmcanires does. Maybe my idea is stupid as always Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
benkeat Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by wiod: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by benkeat: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by foobR: So she pÃssed in a bag? Had she never heard of toilets?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> i think being old and having no bladder control is different from a lad who pÃsses the bed after a night out<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> nah, it's pretty much the same thing. At the end of the day, you're lying in your own pÃss.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> quality Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goddard Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 use an electric blanket, it'll keep you warm and most probably prevent you pÃssing the bed Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 i hope you don't ever pull when you're that drunk. heaven knows, she might enjoy it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
benkeat Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by KevinLFC: how could she go to the toilet if she was dying in bed and cant walk you cant just leave them to **** the bed like cmcanires does. Maybe my idea is stupid as always <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> subtle, but yet a deadly insult Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
foobR Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 I wonder if him and his Nan get together for PA meetings. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 laughing at old people who can't help their situation is not funny laughing at young people who can't reduce their drinking to stop themselves wetting the bed is funny. there's no need to go to the doctor, if you can't downsize your drinking despite wetting the bed you probably need alcoholics anonymous. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 insensitive bástards, i hope you're all carded Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 or pÃss the bed tonight. that'd learn you. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
where is our defence? Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 How does CCanaries know that it's not just one of his mates coming in every time he's passed out drunk and pÃssing on him? That would be the best long-running practical joke ever. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
foobR Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 ahahaha Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 best joke ever. *enters brothers room while he sleeps* but what if they woke up while you were ****ing on them? there'd be quite an awkward moment before they react. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 pÃss in a cup and tip it on them. that would save embarrasment like that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 Whatever you do, dont fall asleep drunk while you're having sex. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
StuartR Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 Why don't you just sleep naked in the bath. Dr. StuartR solves all medical problems. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
StuartR Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ryan: Whatever you do, dont fall asleep drunk while you're having sex.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> You never know, that may turn her on. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
where is our defence? Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sebs: pÃss in a cup and tip it on them. that would save embarrasment like that.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> What if you're caught pÃssing in the cup, or throwing it on him? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jono Posted July 6, 2003 Author Share Posted July 6, 2003 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by StuartR: Why don't you just sleep naked in the bath. Dr. StuartR solves all medical problems. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> sounds like the best idea yet! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
StuartR Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by CMCanaries: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by StuartR: Why don't you just sleep naked in the bath. Dr. StuartR solves all medical problems. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> sounds like the best idea yet!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> It's ok. Good thing I'm on the NHS, otherwise you would have to pay for that kind of information! You didn't have to go on the waiting list either. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
where is our defence? Posted March 31, 2004 Share Posted March 31, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by JonoJB: Now this is very very embaressing but i need help with it. Its only started recently but every time i go out and get drunk i wake up in the morning and have ummm errr hmmmm not got up to go to the toilet in the night.......... Its very very embaressing, and i dont know whats causing it as it never used to happen, any ideas anyone?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> test Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 31, 2004 Share Posted March 31, 2004 AWESOME test Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gimpy Posted March 31, 2004 Share Posted March 31, 2004 you passed the test Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powlay Posted March 31, 2004 Share Posted March 31, 2004 I wonder....its been a while since....does fatty jono still pee the bed or what, can we have a update please. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
where is our defence? Posted March 31, 2004 Share Posted March 31, 2004 Sorry. blame Dan, i didn't think it would work. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daaaaave Posted March 31, 2004 Share Posted March 31, 2004 So did Jono end up tying a bag around his cock? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
where is our defence? Posted March 31, 2004 Share Posted March 31, 2004 Don't be mean, this was merely a test. JonoJB has gone on to prove he's a much better, more mature poster. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Post Monkeh Posted March 31, 2004 Share Posted March 31, 2004 so he's a big boy now? does that mean he doesn't need rubber sheets anymore? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jono Posted April 1, 2004 Author Share Posted April 1, 2004 Major uppage, reading this has made me laugh though Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jono Posted April 1, 2004 Author Share Posted April 1, 2004 Oh and for the info I actually have to go and have another blood test tomorrow, this time they think I have actually got fooked kidneys, thankfully I have not been caught short sleeping or otherwise since this thread, but have had some very fast runs to the loo in the night Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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