HorusFM Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 Scene 1.1 Starring;• Terk • Elrithral (the boys are at training while it snows, and discussing the upcoming festivities.) Elrithral: What do you want for Christmas, Terk? Terk: I haven’t really thought about it. Elrithral: How about some lessons in finishing a story? Terk: Bitch. Elrithral: I don’t know, I love this time of the year. I wish it could be Christmas everyday... (to the tune of – Elrithral and Terk singing.)When the snowman brings the snow, Well he just might like to know, He’s put a great big frown, on the managers face! Well I jump right out of bed, Put on a hat, cover my head, I go right out and lock the door, You know that Christmas is on its way!! Well I wish it could be Christmas, everydayyyy! Because were playing right on Boxing Dayyyy! Ohh, I wish it could be Christmas, every dayyy, But I’m stuck, right here, for Christmas. When we’re training in the park, And the clouds make it go dark, Elrithral’s rosy cheeks, gonna make me laugh all day, Now the frost begins to show, It has frozen up the ground, So we’ll run even lighter, Til we the reach the safety of the showers, Well, I’m glad it can’t be Christmas, every dayyy, When the kids need presents and my cheque book just won’t play, Ohh, I’m glad it can’t be Christmas, everydayyyy, So let the bells, ring out, it’s over! Come on Snowman bring the snow, (Please no don’t bring no snow!) Well you just might like to know, (Well I just don’t want to know!) That I would like to celebrate Christmas this yearrr, So please Santa bring more pay, (Don’t bring him more pay!) Come along, feel free to stay, (Go and please just stay away!) I’ll stand right on my rooftop hoping that it just may snowwww moreeeee, Well, I wish it could be Christmas, every day, Because were playing right on Boxing Dayyyy! Oh oh, I wish it could be Christmas, every dayyy, But I’m stuck right here, for Christmas. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenArsenal Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 And....it's back! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manxie_Ash Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 All of the best things have Christmas Specials xD Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoehrst Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 Oh this is going to be fantastic Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HorusFM Posted December 21, 2010 Author Share Posted December 21, 2010 Cheers boys. I can't promise this will be as good as the first instalment, and the limit of using just Christmas songs could mean some rather crude songs, but I enjoy it so oh well. Just thought I'd mention that the game it's based on is the same season as the first one, I'm just taking much more detail from the Christmas period for obvious reasons. ****** Chapter 1 Scene 1.2 Starring;• gavrenwick • stoehrst (Gav is getting the boys prepared for their next game, but the weather is causing some chaos on the roads.) stoehrst: Come on boss, let us go home. They’re never gonna make it up. gavrenwick: No way, Steve. We have had no official confirmation. stoehrst: The weather is ridiculous out there, surely it’s foregone?” *a phone call* gavrenwick: Unlucky for you, the game is on and they are coming to town... (to the tune of – gavrenwick singing.)You better watch out, you better go and try, You better not whinge, I’m telling you why, Sunderland are coming to town! Sunderland are coming to town! Sunderland are coming, coming to town! I’m making a list; of who is gonna play, I’m gonna find out who’s ready or not, Sunderland are coming to town! Sunderland are coming to town! Sunderland are coming, coming to town! I know when you’ve been drinking, I know when you’re cold, I don’t know if you’ll play bad or good, So play good for goodness sake, You better watch out, you better go and try, You better not whinge, I’m telling you why, Sunderland are coming to town! Sunderland are coming to town! Sunderland are coming, coming to town! I know when you’ve been drinking, I know when you’re cold, I don’t know if you’ll play bad or good, So play good for your career’s sake, You better give it all, you better go out and try, I will go and shout, and I’ll tell you for why, Sunderland are coming to town! Sunderland are coming to town! Sunderland are coming, Sunderland are coming, Sunderland, are coming, they’re coming to townnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn! Sunderland are coming to town, Sunderland are coming... stoehrst: Sunderland are here. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Xenon- Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 God, I get the horrible feeling 'Last Christmas' by George Michael may rear its ugly head at some point in this. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
chesterfan2 Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 Have to say I was hoping for the Bruce Springsteen version of 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town'. Other than that, good work, carry on. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenArsenal Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 Michael Bolton?! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoehrst Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 If I don't sing a solo of Bing Crosby's "White Christmas" we're gonna have issues, Gav Edit: Better yet, a duet with myself and someone else doing "Christmas in Hollis" by Run DMC Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manxie_Ash Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 As long as I get to sing the Pogues, I'm happy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HorusFM Posted December 22, 2010 Author Share Posted December 22, 2010 I have to admit, you're all helping make decisions on who gets what songs. All those mentioned ARE on the list, but the only person pencilled in of course George Michael doing his own rendition of Xenon's Last Christmas piece. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celtic_1967 Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 I'd like to sing this one NSFW Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HorusFM Posted December 22, 2010 Author Share Posted December 22, 2010 This is a nice short one I just came up with to stick in. I thought it was very pleasant. ***** Chapter 1 Scene 1.3 - Dreamland Starring;• Tina Powell • Rob Ridgway (in a place many of you dream of but will never see during your lifetime, Tina and Rob are in the same story. Here they are, meeting for a coffee during the winter period, to relax and escape the troubles of league football.) Tina: I’m glad for this, Rob. The football can be a lot sometimes. Rob: I know how that feels. A coffee and some cake always helps people relax. Tina: Do you ever regret getting into football? Rob: Never. You? Tina: Only on the days where I can’t just sit at home, watch a match and enjoy some marshmallows. Oh what I’d give for a marshmallow world once more... (to the tune of Marshmallow World by Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra (two members of the Rat Pack) – Tina Powell and Rob Ridgway singing.) I’d like my Marshmallow World in the winter, When the snow comes and covers the ground, Well you know I’d prefer, to crush Wolves today, It only comes twice a year round, Those are snow clouds not being too friendly, Whilst I wait for my lovely Patty, Mick’ll play Vokes up front, but he will not score, Against my great Royals, The world’s bout mallows, not standing cold, And that’s what it’s like, whenever it snows, I don’t need the football, just for the winter So stay in and enjoy some mallows, It’s a yum, yummy world made for sweethearts, Take a walk with your favourite manager, It can be no date; you just need to wait, In Paisley waits your marshmallow world, Tina: You’re right. I need to get back to Cassie. Good luck for the game! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manxie_Ash Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 I'd like to sing this one NSFW Genius song...I heard it a couple of days ago and loved it. Corey Taylor <3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenArsenal Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 I want at least one rendition of Christmas Wrapping. Or maybe I'll do this one. Make it as cheesy as you want. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balthazars Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 Ah gav, you strange, strange man... keep it up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tenthreeleader Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 I was going to suggest Bob and Doug McKenzie singing the Twelve Days of Christmas, and then I read your post. Which is frankly charming, in its way. Merry Christmas, Gav. EDIT: Dang, I just downloaded that song from iTunes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCIAG Posted December 24, 2010 Share Posted December 24, 2010 I want at least one rendition of Christmas Wrapping. Or maybe I'll do this one. Make it as cheesy as you want. Blocked in my country on copyright grounds Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenArsenal Posted December 25, 2010 Share Posted December 25, 2010 Blocked in my country on copyright grounds Oh. Shame. It was N'Sync's Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays. Cheesy bubblegum pop at it's very best. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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