Spav Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Brian of Nazareth: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Spav: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by flipsix3: Still want to race? </div></BLOCKQUOTE> No thanks. *reaches for potplant to pour vodka into, asks waiter for a Crown Lager instead.* </div></BLOCKQUOTE> Can't even tempt you with a pint of uri- er Fosters? </div></BLOCKQUOTE> Urine!! You were right the first time. No thanks. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptor Posted January 15, 2006 Author Share Posted January 15, 2006 Crazy Ivan Now then… Best Story Idea… Four stories were in the running, two of them from the same writer. Will Spav be the victim of his own creativity? The nominees were: binny - The 92 club: You’ve got to be able to do better than that! Brian of Nazareth - It's True: Boredom Does Lead To Insanity Spav - Down Under With The FMS Gang Spav - The Unbeaten Run – Tale Of A "Fair Weather" Fan Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leo30 Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 I'll have a W-K-D whoever goes to the bar first Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Xenon- Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 WKD? Yuck! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptor Posted January 15, 2006 Author Share Posted January 15, 2006 …And despite not going into the final on the back of most first round votes, the award goes to Spav , for The Unbeaten Run – Tale Of A "Fair Weather" Fan Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMDave Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Leo30: I'll have a W-K-D whoever goes to the bar first </div></BLOCKQUOTE> Just snap your fingers at one of the waiters. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spav Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 Congrats to spurzgrrl and bartley. Gees, I've gotta keep up with things - I'm already slipping behind. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian of Nazareth Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 Leo comes out the closet or is blatantly new to drinking Ok... I'll just get that for you... by the way the purple complexion is just to aid the flavour - a cheeky vimto! if you're going to have that stuff you're at least having it with some port Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMDave Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 Good stuff, Spav. Enjoyed that one Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leo30 Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 It will get me drunk quicker and then I won't notice how cold this place is. Somebody put on the heating its cold at the back. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobBev Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 Well done Spav - bet you're glad you got up early to attend Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian of Nazareth Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 fair play Spav, I just loved that story Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Xenon- Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 *moving on to "Turbo Snakebite" now* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leo30 Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 Congrats Spav wheres your acceptance speech Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terk Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 Vladimir Romanov We cunningly devised the Russian Revolution challenge, to see how well you would respond to a takeover. The idea was for you to flourish once you got to manage in beautiful Russian; most of you had given up long before then though. Many of you used the ridiculous amounts of Comrade Abramovich’s money available at Chelsea well, but then faltered once arriving in the Motherland. Only a select few managed to be successful with Russian club sides, prompting us to delay our approach and wait for the right time. It was hard to wait, we wanted so dearly to take control of your FMS, but Comrade Peacemaker was insistent that the time was not right. He monitered the situation closely, reporting to us with every step that you took along the road to being ready. It took longer than we thought it would; we believed you ripe for the inevitable takeover. But once BobBev’s recent attempt at the challenge was nominated for two awards, it became clear the time was now. The Russian Revolution was upon us. The challenge would be completed Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
flipsix3 Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 Nice on Spav *Celebratory bottle of Vod for Spav please barman!!* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian of Nazareth Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 Klaasen wins the darts *random diversion Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spav Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Raptor: …And despite not going into the final on the back of most first round votes, the award goes to Spav , for The Unbeaten Run – Tale Of A "Fair Weather" Fan </div></BLOCKQUOTE> \o/ races up to the stage. "Thanks everyone for your support. Hey, this who awards thing gives me an idea!!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptor Posted January 15, 2006 Author Share Posted January 15, 2006 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Brian of Nazareth: Leo comes out the closet or is blatantly new to drinking </div></BLOCKQUOTE> PS: Rakiya > Wodka. In fact, I'll have a Rakiya Orange Juice now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WLKRAS Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 Roman Abramovich Our next award is that of Best Challenge. There were three nominees in this category, which has sprung some excellent stories over time. Of course, none of the challenges will ever be anything like the Russian Revolution, but they are still good challenges in their own right. The nominees: The Brian Clough Challenge (BobBev) The Summer Holidays Challenge (PM7) The No Surrender Challenge (Raptor) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spav Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by BobBev: Well done Spav - bet you're glad you got up early to attend </div></BLOCKQUOTE> Cheers Bob. My 56K dial-up connection and the 11 hour time lag are causing me all sorts on time delays. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Xenon- Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 What self respecting male would drink the p*ss that is WKD? Thing is all the adverts show blokes drinking it! Congrats Spav. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian of Nazareth Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 hmm, has a slightly dodgy feel of the closet and orders a gin and tropical juice drink. Ssh, it's a pleasant alternative before the hard stuff licks in Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian of Nazareth Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 licks in? Ok that works too Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobBev Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 Bartender - gimme another one of those Russian horlicks thingies, and make it snappy! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WLKRAS Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 Roman Abramovich And our winner who literally crushed the competition with a Fist of Iron, like comrade Stalin did to the Nazi Scum during the Great Patriotic War The Brian Clough Challenge (BobBev) Well Done. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMDave Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 *takes another can of Guinness out of the carrier bag and return's the waiter's glare* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMDave Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 Congrats Bob Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WLKRAS Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 *orders a Stolichnaya from the bar* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian of Nazareth Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 well done Bob - here have a double! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
flipsix3 Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 Bigginit Up Westside Style to the Bevster (OK it's about time I dropped the faux 'tude) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian of Nazareth Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 that challenge did actually ruin my social life for a while, so mebbe I'll make it a triple Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leo30 Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 Make that a double Horlicks for Bob Bev, congrats and well done matey. Leo strolls to the bar and looks at what next to tackle seeming the rest of the crowd are already on the hard stuff. Does anybody else want a drink whilst I am up here. I would call the waiter over but its dark and dingy at the back. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spav Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 Huzzah, Bob. Congratulations on the award. *Spav feels more in control now that he has got away from that horrible vodka* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Xenon- Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 *vision becoming blurred, voice becoming raised* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobBev Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 respec' back at ya dudes *hopes everyone will believe that he has been lying about his age all this time* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
flipsix3 Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 /waits for Xenon to tell everyone that his hands are "deadly weaponsh" and that "I love you guysh" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spav Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 Bourbon & Coke please, Leo. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian of Nazareth Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 yeah, liking the skinhead approach there Bob... what? it's not intentional? Unlucky Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terk Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 Vladimir Romanov Our next award this evening is the Perserverence Award. Sometimes people come along to the forum who simply don't know when to stop, and kind people as you are, you've decided to dedicate an award to them. The nominees are: BobBev Faramir flipsix3 mckissock Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spav Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 Bob, some guy here to see you. Says he's from "Pimp my zimmer-frame" or something like that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Xenon- Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 "Wow those Muscovites at the bar are suddenly very attractive" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terk Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 Vladimir Romanov And, whilst others lost much of their support between the first and second rounds of voting, the award goes overwhelmingly to Faramir. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMDave Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 Well done Faramir, too bad he couldn't make it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spav Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by -Xenon-: "Wow those Muscovites at the bar are suddenly very attractive" </div></BLOCKQUOTE> They're ice-sculptures placed here for decoration. *steers clear of Xenon* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobBev Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Spav: Bob, some guy here to see you. Says he's from "Pimp my zimmer-frame" or something like that. </div></BLOCKQUOTE> Jack that suspension up and gimme some of those rather large speakers in the back bro! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian of Nazareth Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 indeed congratulations! I expect one day to come and see about ten of his all in a row the way he's going Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobBev Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 Fa-ra-mir, Fa-ra-mir Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Xenon- Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 *Reluctantly places the glass down and orders a highly sobering beverage* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Okkas Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 So so so so so sorry guys. I have been away for the weekend since friday and despite one brief post at some point yesterday, I didn't notice this bash was tonight *feels ashamed and inferior* Congrats to all the winners so far! Okkas Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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