Hovis Dexter Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 Not a screenshot but talk about entitlement … I’m at Monaco and tell a 15 year old member of the youth intake twice in two or three weeks that his training is below par. He tells me that he’s not happy with my attitude … he’s no longer at the club! 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LokiValfar Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 Match Of The Day is gonna be a long one tonight lol Would have been worse had Southampton not had two goals ruled out for offside! 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
phd_angel Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 On 05/01/2022 at 17:17, RealSmokePL said: Always gotta love some high ambition. This board must be in a monastery of humble monks… 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptCanuck Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 Timing of the challenge? You don't effing say Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LokiValfar Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 Recently had Harry Maguire complain he doesn't think he's good enough for the first team (which at 33 he isn't) but he backed down from that... Deadline day arrives and Rennes make a bid, he's interested so I take the deal and he agrees the move... I go to wish him well and boom.. Not the kinda thing to say to the guy who is also England manager and you're sitting on 98 caps lol 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis Stewart Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptCanuck Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 These are strange times 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DasMagicMullet Posted January 9, 2022 Share Posted January 9, 2022 Worst 1st half ever? 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marabak Posted January 9, 2022 Share Posted January 9, 2022 Yes, AssMan, the best thing we can do to stop their 6'3" striker with 18 jumping reach and 15 heading is to tell my 5'7" attacking left winger with 6 jumping reach and 6 heading to man-mark him... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom14 Posted January 9, 2022 Share Posted January 9, 2022 (edited) In the 4th tier of Swedish football I've asked my scout to go out on an assignment with the broad objective of looking for first team players for me. I look at the list of matches he has attended and is he taking the p***. He went to Malmo vs Napoli! Not sure how many of their players would come join me but I suppose he exhausted all other avenues of being able to get a ticket! Edited January 9, 2022 by brookie1402 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LokiValfar Posted January 10, 2022 Share Posted January 10, 2022 Never seen this before, but it seems Rafa, really doesn't like me 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poison Posted January 10, 2022 Share Posted January 10, 2022 (edited) World's most hated club strikes again (loan offer): Edited January 10, 2022 by Poison Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptCanuck Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 (edited) Guess you gotta take 'em where you can Edited January 11, 2022 by CaptCanuck Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verby Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 Got this guy on loan, pure brick ********* at corners and freekicks. 6'7, 16 Heading and 19 Jumping Reach 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunstrikuuu Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 lol That's six times this season. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
phd_angel Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 (edited) 1 minute ago, Sunstrikuuu said: lol That's six times this season. This is hilarious! Why don't you install a bar in your training facilities... Edited January 11, 2022 by phd_angel Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunstrikuuu Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 4 minutes ago, phd_angel said: This is hilarious! INSTANT UPDATE: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DasMagicMullet Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 I've just managed to have 3 players sent off and then lose to 2 goals in the very last minute. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunstrikuuu Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 Didi has upped the ante! He's now managed to be absent from training twice in eight minutes! 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neotropolis Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 1 hour ago, Sunstrikuuu said: Didi has upped the ante! He's now managed to be absent from training twice in eight minutes! How is this person still on your payroll at this point? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunstrikuuu Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 2 minutes ago, Neotropolis said: How is this person still on your payroll at this point? Believe it or not, they were all between the end of the January transfer window and the start of the summer window (and there was another one on the last day of the season). It actually makes for kind of a realistic story -- as soon as I denied him a deadline-day move, he just stopped showing up to work. What am I gonna do, cancel the contract of a 21 year old Brazilian U-23 international? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kentonizking Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 15 hours ago, Sunstrikuuu said: Believe it or not, they were all between the end of the January transfer window and the start of the summer window (and there was another one on the last day of the season). It actually makes for kind of a realistic story -- as soon as I denied him a deadline-day move, he just stopped showing up to work. What am I gonna do, cancel the contract of a 21 year old Brazilian U-23 international? Irl, probably as that's gotta be cause for contract breach. But we don't get that option in FM. What you should do? Stick him on the transfer list, loan list, fine him and in the under 23s. Sell ASAP. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hovis Dexter Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptCanuck Posted January 14, 2022 Share Posted January 14, 2022 Hmm... don't sugar coat it for me 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluehefner Posted January 14, 2022 Share Posted January 14, 2022 On 07/01/2022 at 03:25, yey said: I'm not sure this is considered funny or not, but certainly brilliant. I just signed this guy from Man City on free. After the pre-season, I just realised that I have an extra player that I can't register for the upcoming season. So I chose to leave this guy out. He is not happy and requested for a transfer. I obliged and look what I got for him for being with us for 2 months. and this is the club's record transfer for now Pretty sure he's one of the best young talents in the game, on my save he's in City's first team, you got good money but you would have likely got way more. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hovis Dexter Posted January 14, 2022 Share Posted January 14, 2022 Just played a cup match and the starting eleven included one 19 year old and four 20 year olds. Post match press conference question: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poison Posted January 14, 2022 Share Posted January 14, 2022 2 hours ago, Hovis Dexter said: Just played a cup match and the starting eleven included one 19 year old and four 20 year olds. Post match press conference question: i've had it happen to me too, I think this is a bug. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LokiValfar Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 The media strike again with their stupid questions... Dean Henderson picks up a knock so he's not fit for the game.. So my backup GK starts... Apparently, in a different position.. I know technically correct as he's not sitting on the bench but ffs! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neotropolis Posted January 16, 2022 Share Posted January 16, 2022 10 hours ago, LokiValfar said: The media strike again with their stupid questions... Dean Henderson picks up a knock so he's not fit for the game.. So my backup GK starts... Apparently, in a different position.. I know technically correct as he's not sitting on the bench but ffs! Is your backup GK playing in a different role? As this can trigger this question. It's a bit poorly worded, but you can understand how it came up. If your backup GK isn't in a different role, then I would report it as a bug Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LokiValfar Posted January 16, 2022 Share Posted January 16, 2022 5 hours ago, Neotropolis said: Is your backup GK playing in a different role? As this can trigger this question. It's a bit poorly worded, but you can understand how it came up. If your backup GK isn't in a different role, then I would report it as a bug Goalkeeper no matter who it is, is always a Sweeper Keeper. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neotropolis Posted January 17, 2022 Share Posted January 17, 2022 17 hours ago, LokiValfar said: Goalkeeper no matter who it is, is always a Sweeper Keeper. In that case it's probably best to log this as a bug Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptCanuck Posted January 20, 2022 Share Posted January 20, 2022 I may be misinterpreting this, but I think my players want me to fight the Derby County manager: 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LokiValfar Posted January 20, 2022 Share Posted January 20, 2022 (edited) It's funny because its so painful! It would be fine normally as its just before the international break and luckily I've already played Chelsea, Liverpool and Citeh this season... But I'm also the England manager...... First choice GK, LB and AMR and my backup DR.... with two other defenders suspended (including my first choice DR)..... Edit:.... England squad worked out and boom Rashford out for 4-5 weeks. Edited January 20, 2022 by LokiValfar Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
phnompenhandy Posted January 20, 2022 Share Posted January 20, 2022 What's funny about this is the age profile of my squad. It's not even intentional - these are the only players I can entice to my amateur outfit. As you can imagine, my high-octane pressing tactic is coming apart at the seams. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Novem9 Posted January 20, 2022 Share Posted January 20, 2022 1 час назад, phnompenhandy сказал: What's funny about this is the age profile of my squad. It's not even intentional - these are the only players I can entice to my amateur outfit. As you can imagine, my high-octane pressing tactic is coming apart at the seams. it's time to move on to sand football Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
phnompenhandy Posted January 20, 2022 Share Posted January 20, 2022 43 minutes ago, Novem9 said: it's time to move on to sand football Porthcawl - I think it has a beach! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
xray1324 Posted January 21, 2022 Share Posted January 21, 2022 Yeah, 'lucky'. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
phd_angel Posted January 21, 2022 Share Posted January 21, 2022 They went to the wedding wearing the same dress. How embarrassing... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
xray1324 Posted January 22, 2022 Share Posted January 22, 2022 Japhet... why are you replacing yourself? 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garethjohn79 Posted January 24, 2022 Share Posted January 24, 2022 On 11/01/2022 at 23:58, Sunstrikuuu said: INSTANT UPDATE: Who's grassing him up? they can't be no angel themselves to have been able to have seen him there. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptCanuck Posted January 25, 2022 Share Posted January 25, 2022 He's so influential he counts as 2 players 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
phd_angel Posted January 26, 2022 Share Posted January 26, 2022 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LokiValfar Posted January 27, 2022 Share Posted January 27, 2022 Sometimes it really does pay off to heft a water bottle at the players for being crap 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jwchriste Posted January 28, 2022 Share Posted January 28, 2022 Talk about setting the bar low... 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
fc.cadoni Posted January 28, 2022 Share Posted January 28, 2022 My fierce local river has recently changed owners. Really good one here, SI!!! I have laughed A LOT! 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
anagain Posted January 29, 2022 Share Posted January 29, 2022 Like a fish with 'hugills' Shock scenes at Adams Park as young striker Joe Hugill scores and then gets stuck in the net whilst his colleagues celebrate by the corner flag. "We just thought he was with us", says Mandela Egbo. "Then I turned around and saw him dangling from the net by his feet." "We suggested he take up fishing!", quipped Wycombe captain Ryan Tafazolli. Wycombe striker Joe Hugill stranded in the net whilst his pals celebrate a lead ~~~~~~~~~~ But seriously, the game just showed Hugill stuck there in the net. The rest of the squad were off to the corner flag to celebrate with the travelling fans. I could only imagine the game couldn't get the player model through the net, or something. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
phd_angel Posted January 29, 2022 Share Posted January 29, 2022 Job interview?... OK Boomer. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
McBride Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrazT Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 @McBride- your above post has been hidden because it is neither funny nor a new feature of the game as this has been present for several versions now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
McBride Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 (edited) 5 hours ago, FrazT said: @McBride- your above post has been hidden because it is neither funny nor a new feature of the game as this has been present for several versions now. I guess it's funny if you've never seen it before, which I haven't. And also, that he would decide to come out in Bosnia, which is not the friendliest place for lgbtqia folk. Edited January 30, 2022 by McBride Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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