SSGTroyer Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 What will be really funny is, when you check back on him in December and notice he's only made 2 appearances... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rancer890 Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 What will be really funny is, when you check back on him in December and notice he's only made 2 appearances... Not quite. Although he's out 2 months with torn knee ligaments. :D Won't play till November. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdleedsfan Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 Sounds like Gwendal wasn't too pleased with a practical joke Diego played! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Somerandomguy Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm62/PhilP1208/lols.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryknow Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 "Hey Josh bro, wear eyeliner much? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rafney87 Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm62/PhilP1208/lols.jpg made me LOL, haha! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryknow Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm62/PhilP1208/lols.jpg HAHAHA i just noticed this one And the Fowler hails wonder-maker, brilliant! All it needed was "Jesus Christ has performed a miracle for Liverpool" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadmaninc21 Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 5 pens in one match. 4 scored by tymo Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanGLiverpool Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Even funnier is that Liverpool fans referred to Fowler as God. So basically God hailed Jesus as a wonder-maker Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter G Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 http://i42.tinypic.com/b62d7t.png Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
x42bn6 Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 Alessio "Granddad" Cerci signs off with a 20-yard goal and a perfectly-weighted assist through a cross winning me the Italian Cup. I wonder if this was scripted? Yeah, I always planned for him to finish the last game of the season, and of course I heard the imaginary standing ovation from both my fans and the Torino fans. Who says old players are no good? Bolton are so not a dirty team. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
charlo116 Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 How the F**K are Mali ahead of England, i know England suck and all but this is too far This is in my Rushden save i wanna know what happened at the world cup. its only 2010! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hitemfrank Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 http://i42.tinypic.com/b62d7t.png He just needs to get a transfer to Torquay now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forkoid Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 Yeah but who has the pace? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
x42bn6 Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 Bit unfair to compare a centre-back and a winger/attacking midfielder, though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hershie Posted June 13, 2009 Share Posted June 13, 2009 13 years without learning basic English? Even more surprising considering that such a high percentage of Cypriots speak basic (or better) English IRL. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forkoid Posted June 13, 2009 Share Posted June 13, 2009 Bit unfair to compare a centre-back and a winger/attacking midfielder, though. You DO get the joke tho right??? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rancer890 Posted June 13, 2009 Share Posted June 13, 2009 You DO get the joke tho right??? I bet a Brawn has more pace than either of them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginga-Assassin Posted June 13, 2009 Share Posted June 13, 2009 The resemblance to Basil Fawlty is uncanny... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
x42bn6 Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 Carles Puyol's favoured formation is a "cautious 4-2-4 with man-marking". No wonder his tactical knowledge is only 8. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCIAG Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 He looks like a great coach but a poor manager. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
x42bn6 Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 He looks like a great coach but a poor manager. True. A quick glance at his achievements indicates this is his 7th managerial job in 10 years and he's relegated 2 teams in doing so. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AB-forever Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 Carles Puyol's favoured formation is a "cautious 4-2-4 with man-marking".No wonder his tactical knowledge is only 8. LMAO 10 characters, damnit! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hershie Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 True. A quick glance at his achievements indicates this is his 7th managerial job in 10 years and he's relegated 2 teams in doing so. He's not been bad as Barca manager on my game; and his stats are worse. Better manager than Terry, and probably Lampard. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MbahGondrong Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 This is a report from my player/assistant manager that he him self is not training well, made me chuckle. Also there is one moment where the computer is losing and in final minutes used a 2-4-4 formation against me, don't have the screenie though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MelbVictory Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 This is a report from my player/assistant manager that he him self is not training well, made me chuckle. Also there is one moment where the computer is losing and in final minutes used a 2-4-4 formation against me, don't have the screenie though. he's nothing but honest Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
el sid Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Probably the quickest two yellow cards a player can ever get, for two different offences. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
metal_guitarist Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Na quickest is booking for the foul etc, then double book for dissent (have done this to a player IRL, he wasn't happy) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
el sid Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Na quickest is booking for the foul etc, then double book for dissent (have done this to a player IRL, he wasn't happy) Two different fouls then Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagnusD Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 What are the chances of a Ghana national player with the same name (and position) as an Italian Chelsea legend signing for their fierce rivals Arsenal. He does have Italian as a second nationality as well, and his PA's pretty high so he's potentially as good as he was, so I snapped him up the second I saw him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
av3ry Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Who would sign a player for £20K then 2 days later relaese him on a free transfer? The Asian Player of the Year aint right.... Is it possible to become 1st and 3rd best player in Asia? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
el sid Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 So good they gave him 1st AND 3rd. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keroppi Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 I like it! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackemforever Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 Longest player position description ever? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raware Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 Diagnosis Murder or Mary Poppins? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raware Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 "Today is gonna be the day That they're gonna throw it back to you By now you should've somehow Realized what you gotta do I don't believe that anybody Feels the way I do about you now Backbeat the word was on the street That the fire in your heart is out I'm sure you've heard it all before But you never really had a doubt I don't believe that anybody feels The way I do about you now And all the roads we have to walk along are winding And all the lights that lead us there are blinding There are many things that I would Like to say to you I don't know how Because maybe You're gonna be the one who saves me ? And after all You're my..." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethan13 Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 Read the players personality. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grecian_03 Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 How many times have we seen that now? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomasmc135 Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 No wonder why the youth of today are called lazy. This guy is retiring at 17 (18 when he finally decides to go) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
antonjw Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 How about this one? Talk about the wrong job.. I think it's just a spelling error. Corrected. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gooner32 Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 ^^Brilliant^^:D:D Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saxonaitor Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 :D:D:D hahahaahahaahahaha You, antonjw are a genius Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgie93 Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 Thats class . But your right realy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
antonjw Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 I wasn't sure about posting this, as it seemed a bit controversial. Then there was more yet more controversy, as I slammed into my players for their pitiful attempts to win the game and move into the play-off positions, to which my captain responded that, actually, you're being a little bit harsh there, boss. All in all then, it was quite a controversial occurrence. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brendever Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 How do I get those funny personalities? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
canvey!! Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 They are the names of SI staff put into the game. If you search for "faceinthegame" (without speech marks) in the search box, you'll get a list of players who potentially have funny descriptions (but not always). If you look at the SI staff that patrol the forum, they are most likely to have funny descriptions. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
x42bn6 Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 Yes, I actually have to go though every single one of these messages and consider the loans (most are loans, only 3-4 are transfers)... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MelbVictory Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 Was practicing goalkeeping while maths class was on. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gazwefc Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 Yes, I actually have to go though every single one of these messages and consider the loans (most are loans, only 3-4 are transfers)... your you could go on accept all or reject all Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
x42bn6 Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 your you could go on accept all or reject all But sooner or later, I'd have to look through all the clubs to consider which club to actually loan him out to! It simply delays the inevitable. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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