Ian2oo9 Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 What's the strangest or funniest injury a player has had in your game? One of my players has just gotten "Osteitis Pubis" and was out for 10 days with it. At first I thought it may have been a result of over-zealous sex but it turns out it's actually reasonably common in athletes! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott MUFC Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 whiplash from training. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbert Fandel Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 http://community.sigames.com/showthread.php/337056-Funniest-injuries?highlight=funniest+injury This thread went a bit off-topic, but I'm sure there was at least 1 other identical one in there as well in the search function. I only remember so clearly because I laid into someone's immaturity for thinking "gashed leg" was funny, then later realised that gashed can mean useless and had to come crawling back cap in hand to accept it is quite funny. edit - oh it was that one Seems that scott MUFC has long held his opinion that whiplash is funny! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott MUFC Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 funniest? all those strained wrists in training yea.... training..... whatever. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cycstorm Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 The fact that two torn hamstrings in a single season can all but wreck your career in this year's edition is kinda funny, I guess. In a sardonic kind of way. Second torn hamstring, Mr. Promising Young Footballer? Enjoy your career in Serie B. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tactic Master Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 funniest? all those strained wrists in trainingyea.... training..... whatever. That's got to be the winning one so far Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazza88 Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 I used to add my own. Good for a chuckle. Broken nail. Rectal breach. Squidgy nut syndrome Missus not let him play Grounded. Paper cuts Man flu Hangover Woodworm in wooden leg Cheesy toes Bad hair day Fungi behind the eye patch Amputated leg Potatoes behind ears Square eyes Sprained wrist and temporary blindness (yeah that lol) To name a few. I also added all the conditions from the theme hospital game. Read this above but in the way of the game "<player> is out for 3 months with <insert affliction>" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tactic Master Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 Cristiano Ronaldo is out for 3 months with Broken Nail [Edit] Cristiano Ronaldo is out for 9 months with Bad Hair Day Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenzar Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 I also added all the conditions from the theme hospital game. I don't think you can be out with Bloaty Head, given most modern footballers seem to have it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jpr Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 To name a few. I also added all the conditions from the theme hospital game. Would love to see a footballer running around with 'slack tongue syndrome' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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