nastymiller Posted March 31, 2013 Share Posted March 31, 2013 Date: 29.03.2013 Time: 13:05 Location: Angel - Rotherham Town Centre Watching the boxing and waiting for my mate Kip, it had been a while since I had seen Kip. We had watched the Millers for years, all the good times and bad times, and now they were in their new home, I hardly ever went! But today was different, me and the wife were not getting on well, the kids really didn't seem to want to get into watching the Millers. So it was me and the pint and waiting, waiting for something. Well, waiting for Kip, but also waiting for the Lotto Win. I always said if I won, then I would pump every penny into the club I had watched since I was 12. Bleep, the phone said 'Be their in 2 minutes Baz' Text was a great way of communication eh! 'Want a round' was my response. 'Cider' 'Im in the front door, swing a left and I'm watching boxing' was mine. In came Kip right on time, he was looking well, healthy and we had our usual chat about winning a boat load of money and what would we do? We laughed as we walked up to the ground. Date: 29.03.2013 Time: 14:15 Location: Outside New York Stadium 'Imagine Kip, I win the Lotto on Saturday and I will join this mob as chairman, and every penny in winnings will be put into the club for wages' 'Yeah right Baz you ****, your Mrs would go nuts.....don't be so stupid!' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nastymiller Posted March 31, 2013 Author Share Posted March 31, 2013 Date: 29.03.2013 Time: 18:00 Location: My House - Conisbrough, Doncaster 'Match any good' the wife asked. 'Alright' I muttered, why do they ask when they don't care? 'Alright, you spent 20 quid on them, 5 on the bus, 20 on booze and all right? I right waste of money if you ask me' 'No-body did' I muttered under my breath. 15 years ago and it was alright to waste my money on them, she was happy when every other week we were shacked up in some fancy hotel, hitting different towns! OH How times change. 'You won't be going again then for a while....well I'm off for a hot stone massage tomorrow, you can look after the kids...take the dog for a walk' She said. 'Great' Now don't get me wrong, the kids are great and I love the wife, but I just seem to exist, I want a purpose in life again, and if I win that lotto, then ha,ha, I will. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nastymiller Posted March 31, 2013 Author Share Posted March 31, 2013 Saturday the 30th came and went quick - I had taken the kids and dog for a walk. Went to Mr Singhs and bought the lucky dips, and well, watched rubbish on T.V. and went through the usual motions. Soccer Saturday, bits and bobs on T.V. Ant and Dec on Saturday Night Take Away, the kids went to bed, the Mrs was tired....tired after being pampered all day. And all I had to do was watch boxing whilst playing Footie Manager. Life was rock and roll for me..... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nastymiller Posted March 31, 2013 Author Share Posted March 31, 2013 Date: 31.03.2013 Time: 11:00 Location: My House - Conisbrough, Doncaster You know when something is on your mind, and you can't quite put your finger on it? That was now, im stood in my garden, old desert issue boots from my time in Helmand with Tesco bags wrapped round them whilst my weekly dog poo pick up challenge took place. The poo was hard, so nice and easy, but my thighs were burning from squatting down so much trying to get 'it' all picked up. I loved my dog, but I hated this....then whack!!! Lotto ticket. I had forgot to check them, double timing for the rest of the 'operation boxer poo' I was done in a flash. Laptop on knee, time to check them... 8, 15, 24, 40, 43, 45 and 33 your tacking the ****! 8, 15, 24, 40, 43, 45 and 33 really? 8, 15, 24, 40, 43, 45 and 33 yup they were the numbers, and yup they were my numbers..£4,293,105 was on it's way to the Mighty Millers.....Kip would never believe this. Time to really wind the wife off the clock......'Guess what love, I won the lotto.....and i'm about to do something stupid' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nastymiller Posted March 31, 2013 Author Share Posted March 31, 2013 Now it's time to go back in time a little, to Saturday the 15th of July 2012. Not only did I win the lotto, but I also found the way to time-travel and also stay married after pumping £4,293,105 into Rotherham United!!! As joint chairman at Rotherham United all the winnings had been placed into the Rotherham United kitty for wages. This would now be the story of my 'return' for pumping the money into the club I loved. Hold on tight, the Millers are going on a journey! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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