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Wow. Lengthy and funny. It's a lethal combination icon14.gif Hiura-Garcia's "career" alone is funnier than anything Patrick Kielty has ever said.

Pants is improving. Shame Stuttgart aren't. One place above relegation 2 years running isn't good enough. Any interest from Barcelona yet? icon_cool.gif

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by attjen:

Hiura-Garcia's career has indeed been shockingly bad. The oddest thing is that his profile would suggest that he should be a fantastic player. icon_rolleyes.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Profiles say nothing whatsoever about his guide dog though. He's sh1te at football icon_smile.gif

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Mattimosi Janz' ranks the careers (through 10 season) of the 20 players:

1. BvR, SC - Really, was there any doubt? Large gap between BvR and everyone else.

2. Georgio George, SC - Proven himself in France and now in Italy, needs some team success

3. Herman Toothrot, AMR - Just a personal judgement call here. Has been excellent for every team that gives him a shot, but needs more end product.

4. Gilles Lefty, AMC - Another personal preference. He's a proven leader and team player.

5. Lucky Pants, AMR - Needs to get on a better club, but has been very good.

6. Allan Juel Hansen, SC - Generally been very good, but his team struggles. International career puts him above Zamber.

7. Bap Zamber, SC - Underrated. Lorient's best player by a long shot.

8. Maximo Janz, DMC - Only getting better.

9. Shambles, SC - Needs more full seasons to prove himself

10. Jon Walker, DMC - Probably underrated, but has played with poor clubs. If he succeeds with Bayern, will jump up the list.

11. Santos L. Halper, DC - The best of the defensive players.

12. Eltanad Tanis, GK - Get on a premiership team, otherwise you'll stay in the bottom half.

13. Madcap, AMC - Good player, but not first-choice. If he gets in more games he'll shoot up.

14. Yo Buffro, AMC - Here or just slightly up, but needs to be a first-choice.

15. Rikjard Den Rooster, DMC - Hard to say for sure since he plays for Liege, but he's definitely better then the ones below this point.

16. Briane Greene, DC - Needs to show up for 1st Division games.

17. Jesus Jarman, SC - Promising start to career has disappeared at Celtic.

18. Giuseppi Raschi, DC - Failing to play for Reading. I mean... really.

19. UvL, AMC - Hercules and Millwall are not really the top tier of football friend.

20. Pablo Hiura-Garcia, DC - Sadly, he must go here. 5 consecutive season of less than an average rating of 6.5 is not right.

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Summer 2011 to August 24

England Premier:

Shambles - Chelsea

Giuseppi Raschi - Leeds -- Moved to Leeds for fee of 1.4 million.

Game Reports:

Chelsea 0 Stoke 1

Sheff Wed 2 Chelsea 2

Shambles suspended for these games.

Wolves 3 Leeds 3

Rough debut for Raschi failing to help much defensively.

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England First:

Ulrich von Liechtenstein - Millwall

[Eltanad Tanis - Crystal Palace]

Game Reports:

Millwall 3 Reading 2

Notts Co 4 Millwall 1

Rotherham 2 Millwall 3 League Cup 1st Round

A goal against Reading and against Rotherham in the cup as UvL had an inconsistent start to the season. His poor outing against Notts Co (subbed early in the second half) came in the middle of those two fine performances.

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French First:

Santos L. Halper - Paris-SG

Allan Juel Hansen - Caen -- Completed move to Caen.

Pablo Hiura-Garcia - St Etienne -- Moved to St Etienne for a fee of 3.1 million.

[Madcap - Paris-SG]

[Jesus Jarman - Paris-SG] -- Completed move to PSG.

[bap Zamber - Lorient]

Game Reports:

Lucerne 0 Caen 1 Inter-toto Cup 2nd Round Leg 1

Caen 1 Lucerne 1 Inter-toto Cup 2nd Round Leg 2

Caen 3 Lazio 0 Inter-toto Cup 3rd Round Leg 1

Lazio 1 Caen 1 Inter-toto Cup 3rd Round Leg 2

Caen 1 Aris 2 Inter-toto Cup Semi-final Leg 1

Montpelier 0 Caen 0

Juel Hansen's 2nd summer of early season football, and debuting for his new club. Poor first game against Lucerne, but playing well since and scored against Lazio in a fine win.

PSG 1 Montpelier 1 Champions Trophy

Lille 1 PSG 2

Halper played well in the opening game of the league season.

St Etienne 1 Sedan 1

Hiura-Garcia played alright in his debut for his new club.

PSG 0 Marseille 0

Reims 1 PSG 0

PSG 1 Nantes 0

Halper used in rotation for these early league games, and not very impressive on the pitch.

Aris 0 Caen 2 Inter-toto Semifinal 2nd leg

Juel Hansen assisted one goal and scored the other in a MOM performance for his new club. The striker set up Cassano's header, and then scored his own moments later to lead his club into the next round.

Niort 2 St Etienne 0

Hiura-Garcia made 11 tackles in probably one of the best performances of his career, but his club still lost to Niort who played 70 minutes with 10 men.

Caen 6 Strasbourg 1

Juel Hansen did not play.

Schalke 04 1 Caen 0 Inter-toto Final 1st Leg

Juel Hansen struggled, as did his team, but they still have a chance in the second leg.

St Etienne 3 Bordeaux 2

Not a brilliant day for Hiura-Garcia, but his team managed to steal a win in the last minutes.

Lyon 2 Caen 2

Lyon couldn't hold on to a 2-goal lead in the last 15 minutes, as Juel Hansen scored on a header in the 78th just 6 minutes before his club scored the equalizer.

Caen 1 St Etienne 1

Neither Juel Hansen or Hiura-Garcia could make much impact in this draw.

Caen 2 Schalke 04 0 Inter-toto Final 2nd Leg

Antonio Cassano very impressive for Caen in setting up a Juel Hansen goal and Govou goal as Caen earn their way into the UEFA Cup. Juel Hansen's 75th minute goal was the difference.

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German First:

Brian Greene - Leverkusen

Gilles Lefty - Hertha BSC

Lucky Pants - VfB Stuttgart

[Jon Walker - Bayern Munich] -- Completed move to Bayern Munich.

Game Reports:

Hertha 2 Bayern Munich 1 German League Cup Semi-final

Lefty played okay in the win.

FC Koln 1 Hertha BSC 2 German League Cup Final

Lefty did not play.

Stuttgart 1 Dortmund 0

Pants starting the season in good form as his club made a 10th minute Pflug freekick stand up in a dull affair.

Hertha BSC 2 Ahlen 1

Lefty played well in this season opener as his club struggled to find the winner, but fully deserved the win.

Leverkusen 1 Bayern Munich 3

Leverkusen were down to 9 men before half, as Greene and his club were swamped by the Munich attack.

Werder Bremen 2 Stuttgart 1

Pants named MOM in this loss as Stuttgart could have won.

Dortmund 1 Leverkusen 0

Greene excellent in this loss, making 7 tackles and 6 headers.

Frankfurt 2 Hertha 1

Lefty did not play.

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Serie A:

BvR - Roma -- 3rd in World Player of the Year Award, and Serie A Player of the Year. Signed new 5-year contract.

Georgio George - Napoli

Maximo Janz - Milan -- Moved to AC milan for a fee of 7.25 million after his contract became unprotected. He rejected offers from Juventus and Bayern Munich.

Herman Toothrot - Juventus

[Yo Buffro - Juventus]

Game Reports:

Roma 1 JS Kabiye 0 World Club Championships Group Stage

Roma scored the lone goal in a narrow win. Also named MOM in the game.

Milan 4 Atalante 1 Italian Super Cup

Janz stellar in his Milan debut, setting up two goals in a easy win.

Roma 2 River 1 World Club Championships Group Stage

Roma 0 Reysol 0 World Club Championships Group Stage

Roma 1 Slaven Belupo 0 Champions Cup Qualifier 3rd Round 1st Leg

Roma 4 Lazio 0 World Club Championships Semifinal

Roma 2 San Lorenzo 2 World Club Championships Final

San Lorenzo won on Pks 4-5

Slaven Belupo 1 Roma 0 Champions CUp Qualifier 3rd Round 2nd Leg

What a strange run of games for BvR. Captaining his club, playing very well, and scoring frequently, BvR missed his club's final penalties in 2 different shoot-outs, as Roma finished 2nd in the World Club Finals and was knocked into the UEFA Cup by Croatian runners-up Slaven Belupo. In the 6 games so far this season BvR has scored 4 goals and was named MOM twice, but his confidence must surely be shot.

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Other:

Rikjard Den Rooster - Standard Liege -- Signed new deal with Standard Liege.

Game Reports:

Standard Liege 1 Dynamo Kiev 1 Champions Cup Qual 3rd Round 1st Leg

Dynamo Kiev 1 Standard Liege 1 Champions Cup Qual 3rd Round 2nd Leg

Den Rooster not very effective in either leg and played no role in the penalty shoot-out where Standard failed to convert any of thier penalties.

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National Teams:

San Marino

Malta

Luxembourg

Faroe Islands

Faroe 1 Armenia 1

Luxembourg 0 England 3

Cyprus 0 Malta 0

Latvia 2 San Marino 1

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Can I get another round of posts from people who are still following their players? It's been about a month since the last check.

These already okay, since I know they post regularly:

Lucky Pants

Shambles

Georgio George

Herman Toothrot

Raschi

and everybody's favorite waster, Hiura-Garcia (whose actually played alright so far in the season).

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Attjen, I am still around, just not posting much due to a lot of real life factors. BvR has been an inspiration, plain and simple. My second favortie creation I have ever made in your games ( no player will ever compare to Finnisher though! icon_cool.gif)

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Glad to hear it you two.

UvL - I feel a move to a Premiership team is about due. He can be an impact player, but he's stuck in squad rotation right now.

BvR - Honestly, he's having one of the best careers of any player I've seen in CM. Shame he can't hit a pk though.

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Guest Ritchie75

Still here, it's just that every timer i read about Den Rooster in Belgiu........zzzzzzz

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....Whoha. Sorry apart from Den Roosters tour of second rate footballing backwaters this is still a good read.

Any chance of a move to somewher more exciting say Andorra or Wales.

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Im sorry icon_frown.gif

I do have a speech impediment 'though icon_wink.gif

Joking aside could a mod remove some of my z's please.

Still top stuff attjen.

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Even though you know I'm here, I'm checking in, in a blatant attempt to move on to page 17 before Ritchie's feckin' zeds drive us all bonkers.

Why is every member of the Pants family a promising, yet somehow slightly underachieving player? icon_confused.gif

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">UvL - I feel a move to a Premiership team is about due. He can be an impact player, but he's stuck in squad rotation right now. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Hmm... squad rotation at Millwall... what would I be in the premier? Official bench warmer?

Left back... in the stands?

Right back... off the field?

[/Dad jokes]

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Aug 24 to Oct 1st (partial)

England Premier:

Shambles - Chelsea

Giuseppi Raschi - Leeds

Game Reports:

Chelsea 2 Leeds 3

Raschi played decent in this win, while Shambles was still suspended.

Chelsea 2 Aston Villa 1

Blackburn 1 Chelsea

Birmingham 1 Chelsea 0 League Cup 2nd Round

Chelsea 0 Man City 0

Shambles back from suspension, but just in average form against Aston Villa. Fairly bad against Blackburn and subbed in the 81st.

Sunderland 0 Leeds 1

Leeds 3 Everton 0

Leeds 2 Bury 0 League Cup 2nd Round

Leeds 2 Arsenal 1

Sheff Utd 1 Leeds 3

Raschi struggling a bit with his new club, particularly against Sunderland. Excellent game against Sheffield including a fine goal by striking home a Byrne corner at the far post, his first for his new club.

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England First:

Ulrich von Liechtenstein - Millwall

[Eltanad Tanis - Crystal Palace]

Game Reports:

Millwall 1 Wrexham 0

WBA 1 Millwall 1

Burnley 2 Millwall 3

Millwall 0 Derby 2

Hull 0 Millwall 0

Nottm Forest 1 Millwall 3 League Cup 2nd Round

Millwall 2 Brentford 3

Millwall 1 Bristol C 0

Gillingham 2 Millwall 2

In the typically early slew of games, UvL playing for Millwall in almost all games but not overly impressive. He has become unhappy at Millwall and wants to leave for a bigger club.

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French First:

Santos L. Halper - Paris-SG

Allan Juel Hansen - Caen

Pablo Hiura-Garcia - St Etienne

[Madcap - Paris-SG]

[bap Zamber - Lorient]

[Jesus Jarman - Paris-SG]

Game Reports:

Le Havre 1 PSG 3

PSG 1 Montpelier 0

Benfica 0 PSG 0 Champions Cup 1st Group Stage

Troyes 1 PSG 0

PSG 1 Arsenal 1 Champions CUp 1st Group Stage

PSG 0 Strasbourg 1

PSG 3 Slavia Prague 0

Halper picking up occasional games, but was sent off against Troyes for a hard tackle. Best game for the defender was agaisnt Arsenal in the European Cup.

Guingcamp 0 Caen 2

Caen 1 Lorient 1

Shaktar 0 Caen 1 UEFA Cup 1st Round 1st Leg

Metz 3 Caen 0

Caen 2 Lille 0

Caen 1 Shaktar 1 UEFA Cup 1st Round 2nd Leg

Juel Hansen playing pretty well, but only goal came with an early penalty against Lorient.

St Etienne 2 Auxerre 1

Lens 1 St Etienne 1

St Etienne 1 Marseille 4

Nantes 2 St Etienne 2

Pablo Hiura-Garcia very impressive in a fantastic game against Auxerre, making 6 key tackles. Otherwise only average (or above average for him) and scored against Nantes with a well taken left-footed shot from a corner.

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German First:

Brian Greene - Leverkusen

Gilles Lefty - Hertha BSC

Lucky Pants - VfB Stuttgart

[Jon Walker - Bayern Munich]

Game Reports:

Homburg 0 Leverkusen 3 German Cup 1st Round

Kaiserslautern 1 Leverkusen 0

Stuttgart 1 Leverkusen 1

Union Berlin 1 Leverkusen 0

Greene unable to help much, but played okay in his matches.

Verl 0 Stuttgart 6 German Cup 1st Round

FC Bayern 3 Stuttgart 1

Stuttgart 1 Leverkusen 1

HSV 3 Stuttgart 1

Pants on good form. Unstoppable in the cup, and excellent in the loss to Bayern. Only above average in the next two games.

Meppen 0 Hertha BSC 5 German Cup 1st Round

Werder Bremen 1 Hertha 2

Hertha 2 Novalja 0 Champions Cup 1st Group Stage

Hertha 2 Kaiserslautern 1

Feyenoord 0 Hertha 2 Champions Cup 1st Group Stage

Bayern 1 Hertha 2

Bologna 1 Hertha 1 Champions Cup 1st Group Stage

Hertha 2 Dortmund 0

Lefty on very good form in this strong run from Hertha. Rotating in and out the line-up due to the high volume of games, the midfielder was MOM for the game against Bayern Munich and scored in several other games to give him 3 league goals in 6 games. Hertha have started the season better than all other German teams and sit at the top of the table.

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Sedan 0 PSG 3

Easy win for PSG. Halper made a late appearance as a sub.

Reims 0 Caen 1

Antonio Cassano scored the only goal as Juel Hansen didn't have a great game.

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Serie A:

BvR - Roma

Georgio George - Napoli

Maximo Janz - Milan

Herman Toothrot - Juventus

[Yo Buffro - Juventus]

Game Reports:

Perugia 0 Roma 5

Captain BvR scored 4 goals to try and bounce back from his penalty misses. He showed all of his variety of strikers skills scoring with a header, a volley and two late individual goals.

Roma 1 Milan 1

Milan significantly better on the day, but BvR's 5th minute goal held up for at least a draw.

Hibs 0 Roma 0 UEFA Cup 1st Round Leg 1

Roma 2 Vicenza 2

Torino 1 Roma 3

Roma 1 Hibs 0 UEFA Cup 1st Round Leg 2

A nice run for BvR as he scored against Vicenza and Torino.

Napoli 1 Fiorentina 2

Atalanta 2 Napoli 2

Kutaisi 1 Napoli 3 UEFA Cup 1st Round Leg 1

Napoli 3 Bologna 3

Inter 2 Napoli 2

Napoli 0 Kutaisi 1 UEFA Cup 1st Round Leg 2

Fine beginning to the season for George as he scored against Bologna and Inter and was also named MOM in the latter match.

Milan 0 Vicenza 1

Roma 1 Milan 1

Sunderland 0 Milan 2

Milan 2 Torino 1

Milan 4 Atletico Madric 0

Genoa 1 Milan 4

Milan 4 Rangers 2

Janz excellent in early games with his new club. Named MOM in the game against Madrid.

Juventus 2 Bologna 1

Inter 2 Juventus 1

Juventus 2 Albpetrol Patosi 0 UEFA Cup 1st Round Leg 1

Juventus 5 Lazio 1

Vicenza 3 Juventus 5

Albpetrol Patosi 0 Juventus 1 UEFA Cup 1st Round Leg 2

Toothrot only played in the last of these matches having apparently lost his first team spot to Julius Aghahowa, the Nigerian player having joined from Real Madrid on a 20Million pound transfer.

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Other:

Rikjard Den Rooster - Standard Liege

Pelister 0 Standard Liege 1 UEFA Cup 1st Round Leg 1

Standard Liege 2 Pelister 1 UEFA Cup 1st Round Leg 2

Den Rooster decent in both matches as his club advanced.

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Reims 0 Caen 1

Antonio Cassano scored the only goal as Juel Hansen didn't have a great game. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

It's nice to know that others can score goals when i can't. icon_frown.gif

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Westwood Wizard:

Thanks for the updates, attjen. Glad to hear Hiura-Garcia is starting to be less awful. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

We're not. It's funny icon_biggrin.gif

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October 2nd to November 2nd:

England Premier:

Shambles - Chelsea

Giuseppi Raschi - Leeds

Game Reports:

Newcastle 1 Chelsea 0

Portsmouth 0 Chelsea 1

Chelsea 1 Liverpool 2

Middlesborough 1 Chelsea 1

Chelsea 0 Sheff Wed 2

Shambles playing pretty well, and frequently captaining his club. Only goal came in the loss against Liverpool.

Leeds 2 Man Utd 0

Leeds 1 Stoke 0

Blackburn 2 Leeds 0

Aston Villa 2 Leeds 2 League Cup 3rd Round

Leeds advance on Pks 2-4

Leeds 3 Aston Villa 1

Despite the loss to Blackburn, Leeds still top of the table. Raschi not playing poorly, and scored against Aston Villa in the league match in the 90th minute.

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England First:

Ulrich von Liechtenstein - Millwall

[Eltanad Tanis - Crystal Palace] -- Criticized in the media for his erratic form.

Game Reports:

Grimsby 3 Millwall 2

Millwall 0 Tottenham 2

Bolton 3 Millwall 0

West Ham 2 Millwall 2 League Cup Third Round

Millwall advance 5-6 on pks

Birmingham 0 Millwall 2

Tough stretch for Millwall may finally be over. UvL playing so-so, but captaining his club and appears to be first choice now.

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French First:

Santos L. Halper - Paris-SG

Allan Juel Hansen - Caen

Pablo Hiura-Garcia - St Etienne

[Madcap - Paris-SG]

[bap Zamber - Lorient]

[Jesus Jarman - Paris-SG]

Game Reports:

St Etienne 1 Montpelier 2

Hiura-Garcia's club looked out of sorts in a home loss.

PSG 3 Lyon 0

In a game that saw Lyon end with only 8-men on the pitch, Jarman and Madcap both scored. Halper did not play.

Caen 2 Le Havre 0

Juel Hansen was nearly flawless and scored both goals within the first 10 minutes.

Niort 0 PSG 3

Halper started and played okay in another easy win for PSG.

Troyes 0 Caen 2

Juel Hansen scored in the 15th in a close game. The striker headed home a cross at the near post by outjumping Le Guen.

Strasbourg 1 St Etienne 2

Hiura-Garcia struggled a bit as his did well to come back for the win.

Caen 2 Fenerbache 0 UEFA Cup 2nd Round 1st Leg

Cassano scored an early goal and Juel Hansen headed home his clubs second for a good home win.

Slavia Prague 0 PSG 2 Champions Cup 1st Group Stage

PSG 1 St Etienne 0

PSG 2 Benfica 1 Champions Cup 1st Group Stage

Halper just outplayed Hiura-Garcia in a close game, as PSG carries over its good form into European play. Halper played very well against Benfica.

St Etienne 1 Lyon 2

Hiura-Garcia's early season burst of good form looks at an end as he was dreadful in this loss. Subbed out before the whistle.

Caen 0 Sedan 0

Juel Hansen had an excellent game but was denied by the MOM - veteran Czech keeper Radek Cerny.

Bordeaux 1 PSG 2

Halper got a yellow for flipping Rossi as PSG sits top of the table.

Niort 2 Caen 0

Caen beaten repeatedly down the flanks in a poor loss.

Guingcamp 1 St Etienne 0

Hiura-Garcia okay on a day where St Etienne couldn't find the net with a map.

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German First:

Brian Greene - Leverkusen

Lucky Pants - VfB Stuttgart

[Gilles Lefty - Hertha BSC]

[Jon Walker - Bayern Munich]

Game Reports:

Leverkusen 2 HSV 1

Leverkusen 2 Werder Bremen 2

Kaiserslautern 1 Leverkusen 0 German Cup 2nd Round

Leverkusen 1 Schalke 04 1

SC Freiburg 0 Leverkusen 1

Leverkusen 2 Rostock 2

Greene struggling for his club. His only half-decent game was against Rostock.

Stuttgart 3 Kaiserslautern 2

Pants drove home a Baros knock-down as his club held on for this well-earned win.

Stuttgart 2 Ahlen 1

Pants' club able to hold on to the lead after being reduced to 10-men in the 67th. Pants solo goal in the 3rd (beating 2 players) and a Kobiashvili goal in the 10th was enough for the win.

Saarbrucken 1 Stuttgart 1 German Cup 2nd Round

Stuttgart win on pks 5-6

Pants scored the deciding penalty in a close cup game.

Union Berlin 1 Stuttgart 0

Rostock 3 Stuttgart 0

Stuttgart 2 Hertha BSC 3

Pants held to quiet games in these three losses.

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Serie A:

BvR - Roma

Georgio George - Napoli

Herman Toothrot - Juventus

[Maximo Janz - Milan]

[Yo Buffro - Juventus]

Game Reports:

Roma 3 Genoa 1

Roma 1 Fiorentina 0

Vitesse 1 Roma 0 UEFA Cup 2nd Round 1st Leg

Atalante 1 Roma 1

Roma 4 Bologna 2

BvR scored three against Genoa one on an amazing long range chip. The striker then had a couple of quiet games before scoring all of Roma's goals in the game against Bologna. BvR scored a tap-in in the 48th, a vicious one-time shot in the 65th from just inside the area, a volley in the 81st, and finished the game with a 90th minute low shot to seal the win.

Napoli 3 Lazio 2

Napoli 3 Sampdoria 1

Neftochimik 1 Napoli 0 UEFA cup 2nd Round 1st Leg

Vicenza 2 Napoli 1

Venezia 1 Napoli 2

Impressive run from George scoring in every game except the European leg. He also won MOM against Lazio, Vicenza, and Venezia. George now has 8 goals through 8 league games and is behind only BvR in scoring and ratings.

Sampdoria 3 Juventus 3

Venezia 2 Juventus 4

Juventus 2 Real Madrid 1 UEFA Cup 2nd Round 1st Leg

Juventus 2 Salernitana 1

Parma 1 Juventus 3

Toothrot back in the line-up as Aghahowa shifts to the center of left wing. Toothrot led the comeback against Sampdoria by scoring a well-taken goal and then setting up Aghahowa for the tying goal just before time. Toothrot won a foul and then headed home the resulting freekick for a goal against Venezia. Played well in the other three legs as Juventus is on excellent form.

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Other:

Rikjard Den Rooster - Standard Liege

Game Reports:

Sturm Graz 0 Standard Liege 0 UEFA Cup 2nd Round 1st Leg

Den Rooster played okay and picked up a yellow as his club tries to stay alive in European play.

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(September and October)

National Teams:

San Marino

Malta

Luxembourg

Faroe Islands

Turkey 4 Faroe 0

Faroe 1 Belarus 1

Faroe 2 Portugal 2

An excellent home draw for the islanders. MOM Walker stroked home a beautiful half-volley to open the scoring but Portugal scored twice to take the lead. Walker then threaded a ball to UvL who beat a player and scored a fantastic swerving shot for a dramatic tie in the 88th.

Malta 0 Ukraine 1

Iceland 2 Malta 0

Czech 2 Malta 0

San Marino 1 Yugoslavia 2

Wales 4 San Marino 0

Italy 3 San Marino 1

Bulgaria 3 Luxembourg 1

Luxembourg 0 Bosnia 2

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<pre class="ip-ubbcode-code-pre"> ************************************************************************************************

European Championship Qualifying - Saturday 12th November 2011

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2011 Tables

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Group 2

Pos Team Pld Won Drn Lst For Ag Won Drn Lst For Ag Pts

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1st Q Czech Republic 10 5 0 0 10 0 3 1 1 6 2 25

2nd Q Ukraine 10 3 2 0 9 3 3 1 1 6 3 21

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3rd Austria 10 3 0 2 8 5 3 0 2 10 5 18

4th Iceland 10 2 1 2 5 5 2 0 3 5 7 13

5th Malta 10 2 0 3 5 5 0 2 3 1 8 8

6th Cyprus 10 0 1 4 0 12 0 0 5 2 12 1

Group 4

Pos Team Pld Won Drn Lst For Ag Won Drn Lst For Ag Pts

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1st Q Italy 10 5 0 0 20 2 5 0 0 16 3 30

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2nd Pl Yugoslavia 10 3 0 2 12 8 3 1 1 13 10 19

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3rd Wales 10 3 1 1 14 7 1 0 4 4 11 13

4th Latvia 10 2 1 2 8 10 1 0 4 5 14 10

5th Slovakia 10 2 1 2 8 8 0 1 4 6 16 8

6th San Marino 10 2 0 3 5 12 0 1 4 3 13 7

Group 7

Pos Team Pld Won Drn Lst For Ag Won Drn Lst For Ag Pts

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1st Q Ireland 10 4 0 1 9 1 3 2 0 10 1 23

2nd Q Turkey 10 3 1 1 13 2 3 1 1 11 5 20

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3rd Portugal 10 4 1 0 9 3 2 1 2 6 6 20

4th Belarus 10 3 0 2 8 5 1 1 3 5 13 13

5th Faroe Islands 10 0 4 1 7 9 1 0 4 3 10 7

6th Armenia 10 0 0 5 0 17 0 1 4 2 11 1

Group 9

Pos Team Pld Won Drn Lst For Ag Won Drn Lst For Ag Pts

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1st Q England 8 4 0 0 14 1 2 2 0 9 2 20

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2nd Pl Bulgaria 8 2 2 0 8 5 1 2 1 7 6 13

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3rd Switzerland 8 2 1 1 7 8 0 2 2 3 8 9

4th Bosnia 8 0 4 0 4 4 1 1 2 4 5 8

5th Luxembourg 8 0 1 3 2 10 0 1 3 5 14 2

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November 2nd to December 9th

England Premier:

Shambles - Chelsea

Giuseppi Raschi - Leeds

Game Reports:

Bradford 1 Chelsea 2

Captain Shambles scored twice with two well-taken goals to keep his club out of the danger zone.

Chelsea 0 West Ham 1

Chelsea 2 Wolves 2

Shambles was named MOM in the draw, scoring once to start the Chelsea rally.

Brighton 2 Chelsea 0

Arsenal 2 Chelsea 0

Chelsea easily beaten and out of sorts, and Shambles playing as poorly as his teammates.

Portsmouth 0 Leeds 3

Bradford 0 Leeds 3

Leeds 2 Liverpool 2

Newcastle 1 Leeds 2

Raschi not particularly playing well but his club continues to perform.

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England First:

Ulrich von Liechtenstein - Millwall -- Chelsea have made a bid.

[Eltanad Tanis - Crystal Palace]

Game Reports:

Millwall 0 Fulham 1

Millwall 2 Fulham 2 League Cup 4th Round

Millwall advance on pks 5-3

Southampton 2 Millwall 1

Darlington 2 Millwall 0

Millwall 2 Crystal Palace 1

Millwall 2 Stockport 1

Millwall 0 Burnley 1 League Cup Qtr Final

Leyton Orient 1 Millwall 1

Millwall 2 Coventry 0

UvL playing well and captaining his club. The midfielder scored twice during this run of games, the winner against Crystal Palace and against Coventry. His form has attracted the attention of premiership side Chelsea.

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French First:

Santos L. Halper - Paris-SG

Allan Juel Hansen - Caen -- has been praised in the media by an ex-professional.

Pablo Hiura-Garcia - St Etienne

[Madcap - Paris-SG]

[bap Zamber - Lorient]

[Jesus Jarman - Paris-SG]

Game Reports:

PSG 3 Guingcamp 0

Arsenal 0 PSG 0 Champions Cup 2nd Group Stage

PSG 0 Lorient 1

Atalanta 1 PSG 1 Champions Cup 2nd Group Stage

PSG 1 Metz 1

PSG 1 Valencia 1 Champions Cup 2nd Group Stage

Halper struggling a bit for his club, as his side continues to perform well in league and European play.

Fenerbache 0 Caen 1 UEFA Cup 2nd Round 2nd Leg

Caen 1 Bordeaux 1

IFK Goteburg 0 Caen 1 UEFA Cup 3rd Round 1st Leg

Marseille 1 Caen 2

Caen 1 IFK Goteburg 0 UEFA Cup 3rd Round 2nd Leg

Juel Hansen playing very well for his club named MOM for three straight matches at the beginning of this stretch. A fine indidual goal salvaged a draw against Bordeaux, and his quick goal gave his club the needed away win in the 3rd Round of the UEFA Cup.

St Etienne 1 Lorient 2

Hiura-Garcia scored in an otherwise poor game as Zamber scored twice to give Lorient the win.

Metz 2 St Etienne 1

St Etienne 3 Lille 3

Reims 0 St Etienne 1

St Etienne 3 Le Havre 0

Not a bad run of form for Hiura-Garcia, but still not exceptional.

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German First:

Brian Greene - Leverkusen

Lucky Pants - VfB Stuttgart

[Gilles Lefty - Hertha BSC]

[Jon Walker - Bayern Munich]

Game Reports:

Hertha BSC 2 Leverkusen 2

Leverkusen 0 1860 Munchen 1

Mannheim 0 Leverkusen 3

Leverkusen 1 St Pauli 2

FC Koln 0 Leverkusen 1

Greene struggling for Leverkusen in several matches. Needs to find his form or he'll be dropped.

Schalke 04 2 Stuttgart 1

Stuttgart 1 SC Freiburg 0

1860 Munchen 2 Stuttgart 2

Stuttgart 2 Mannheim 1

Mainz 0 Stuttgart 2 German Cup 3rd Round

St Pauli 1 Stuttgart 0

Pants playing okay, but he appears to have lost faith in his manager's ability to improve the club's league position.

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Serie A:

BvR - Roma

Georgio George - Napoli

Maximo Janz - Milan

Herman Toothrot - Juventus

[Yo Buffro - Juventus]

Game Reports:

Real Madrid 0 Juventus 1 UEFA Cup 2nd Round Leg 2

Juventus 1 Perugia 0

Juventus 2 Napoli 1

Juventus 2 Parma 0 Italian Cup 2nd Round Leg 1

Milan 0 Juventus 4

Juventus 1 Neftochemik 0 UEFA Cup 3rd Round Leg 1

Juventus 1 Roma 0

Parma 0 Juventus 2 Italian Cup 2nd Round Leg 2

Torino 1 Juventus 1

Neftochemik 0 Juventus 2 UEFA Cup 3rd Round Leg 2

During Juventus' long unbeaten streak Toothrot played well but only had a few spectacular games. In particular the player was named MOM for the 2nd leg of the cup game.

Napoli 0 Neftochemik 1 UEFA Cup 2nd Round Leg 2

Napoli 4 Salternitana 1

Juventus 1 Napoli 2

Napoli 2 Bari 1 Italian Cup 2nd Round Leg 1

Parma 2 Napoli 3

Napoli 1 Perugia 1

Bari 0 Napoli 3 Italian Cup 2nd Round Leg 2

Milan 1 Napoli 0

A decent run for George but his club struggles a bit. The striker's best game came in the 2nd leg win over Bari.

Roma 2 Vitesse 0 UEFA Cup 2nd Round Leg 2

Inter 1 Roma 2

Palermo 1 Roma 1

Avellino 2 Roma 1 Italian Cup 2nd Round Leg 1

Roma 1 Lazio 0

Roma 1 Red Star 1 UEFA Cup 2nd Round Leg 1

Juventus 1 Roma 0

Roma 4 Avellino 2 Italian Cup 2nd Round Leg 2

Roma 4 Sampdoira 0

Red Star 2 Roma 4 UEFA Cup 2nd Round Leg 2

BvR continues to captain his club to a good run of results. The striker has been rested for many of the cup matches, but already has 18 goals through 12 league games.

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Other:

Rikjard Den Rooster - Standard Liege

Standard Liege 3 Sturm Graz 0 UEFA Cup 2nd Round Leg 2

Spartak Moscow 2 Standard Liege 0 UEFA Cup 3rd Round Leg 1

Standard Liege 2 Spartak Moscow 4 UEFA Cup 3rd Round Leg 2

Game Reports:

Den Rooster fails to impress in a series of European matches.

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National Teams:

San Marino

Malta

Luxembourg

Faroe Islands

Faroe Islands 2 Moldova 1

Luxembourg 1 Armenia 2

Malta 3 San Marino 1

Eltanad named MOM as San Marino were the much better squad on the day but Malta managed to score with every shot on target.

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England Premier:

Shambles - Chelsea -- A radio-talk show host said that if he were in charge at Chelsea, Shambles would be sent packing.

Giuseppi Raschi - Leeds

Ulrich von Liechtenstein - Chelsea -- agreed to move to Chelsea for 1.2 million on Dec 15. Praised in the media for his recent fine performances.

Game Reports:

Leeds 2 Sheff Wed 4

Leeds 1 Arsenal 0 League Cup 4th Round

Leeds 0 Chelsea 0

Leeds 4 Stockport 2 League Cup qtr Final

Middlesborough 3 Leeds 3

Leeds 3 Brighton 1

Brighton 0 Leeds 1

Leeds 0 Sunderland 0

Leeds 4 Portsmouth 2 FA Cup 3rd Round

Leeds 1 Man City 0

It's been ages since Raschi has put in a good game. His new manager may already be looking for a reason to drop the defender to the bench. Even in games where Leeds won easily, the player looked poor.

Man Utd 3 Chelsea 1

Leeds 0 Chelsea 0

Everton 1 Chelsea 0

Chelsea 1 Sunderland 0

Chelsea 2 Sheff Wed 3

Aston Villa 1 Chelsea 0

Frickley 1 Chelsea 1 FA Cup 3rd Round

A poor stretch for Chelsea as new signing UvL fails to impress in his first three outings (Leeds, Everton and Sunderland). Shambles has two good matches, the home games, and scores both of his club's goals in the loss to Sheff Wed. Chelsea need to turn around their season or they will find themselves in Division 1 next season.

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England First:

Ulrich von Liechtenstein - formerly of Millwall

[Eltanad Tanis - Crystal Palace]

Game Reports:

Millwall 5 Huddersfield 2

In UvL's last game for Millwall, the midfielder captained his club but was taken off in the 70th minute after an average game. (The player who replaced him scored two goals and was named MOM.)

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French First:

Santos L. Halper - Paris-SG -- Won the 2011 French Most Unpopular Player of the Year Award.

Allan Juel Hansen - Caen

Pablo Hiura-Garcia - St Etienne

[Madcap - Paris-SG]

[bap Zamber - Lorient]

[Jesus Jarman - Paris-SG]

Game Reports:

PSG 2 Lens 3

Marseille 0 PSG 3

PSG 1 Reims 0

Lille 0 PSG 1 League Cup 2nd Round

Halper playing pretty well as PSG continues to play pretty high quality football. The club sits second to Niort by one point but with a game in hand.

Caen 1 Nantes 0

Strasbourg 0 Caen 4

Caen 2 Lyon 0

Auxerre 1 Caen 1

Caen 1 Lyon 2 League Cup 2nd Round

A pretty good stretch of games for Juel Hansen and his club. MOM against Lyon and a goal in the cup game. Only 6 goals in all competitions, but is still clearly Caen's best player.

Troyes 2 St Etienne 0

St Etienne 1 Niort 3

St Etienne 2 Lens 5 League Cup 2nd Round

Hiura-Garcia absent from the squad for all but the cup game, and very poor (along with the rest of his squad) in that one.

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German First:

Brian Greene - Leverkusen

Lucky Pants - VfB Stuttgart

[Gilles Lefty - Hertha BSC]

[Jon Walker - Bayern Munich]

Game Reports:

Werder Bremen 2 Leverkusen 2

Ahlen 2 Leverkusen 0

Leverkusen 1 Frankfurt 1

Leverkusen still at risk of going down. Greene not impressive in his clubs struggles, but not completely awful.

Ahlen 1 Stuttgart 0

Frankfurt 0 Stuttgart 0

Stuttgart 2 Koln 3

Kaiserslautern 3 Stuttgart 2 German Cup qtr final

Pants very unhappy with his manager. Won MOM in the two losses and scored in the cup game with a header while having 13 runs. Stuttgart is in the relegation zone.

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Serie A:

BvR - Roma

Georgio George - Napoli

Herman Toothrot - Juventus

[Maximo Janz - Milan]

[Yo Buffro - Juventus]

Game Reports:

Napoli 0 Roma 0

George was named MOM over BvR in a game where the two captains could not force their way to the win. An even match with George just helping out a bit more in the defensive side.

Juventus 2 Genoa 2

Juve gave up a 2-goal lead ot Genoa at home to leave the fans furious. Buffro was named captain and scored in the 55th as Toothrot was not particularly effective.

Napoli 1 Juventus 1 Italian Cup qtr final 1st leg

Napoli (without George) scored early and then held on for a draw.

Atalanta 1 Roma 1 Italian Cup qtr final 1st leg

BvR played well as Ronaldinho scored the away goal.

Palermo 0 Juventus 3

Toothrot set up 2 of Shevchenko's 3 goals as the two players shredded the Palermo squad on their own.

Roma 2 Venezia 1

Samuel set up BvR in the 3rd minute and Roma scored again just moments later and then cruised to victory.

Torino 1 Napoli 3

George injured early in this win.

Napoli 3 Genoa 1

George back from his knock and leading his team with a MOM game. His headed goal in the 24th gave his club the lead and they cruised to victory after.

Salernitana 2 Roma 3

BvR scored the winner in the 81st as keeper Forlan's goalkick somehow worked its way for the striker to score. (The camera man fell asleep on the play, and missed getting the goal on the highlight reel.)

Juventus 1 Fiorentina 1

Juventus 2 Napoli 0 Italian Cup qtr final 2nd leg

George could not prevent his club losing in the cup as Toothrot was rested after an unimpressive game against Fiorentina.

Roma 2 Atalanta Italian Cup qtr final 2nd leg

BvR scored in the 2nd and then Roma got an own goal to advance to the semis. The striker has 25 goals in this season so far, as Roma sits just behind Juventus in Serie A. The captain has apparently been upset by his managers criticizing some of his teammates to the press.

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