"Not your usual scouting locales."

[Living_Legend]

Hooray for sub-standard performances! \o/

I wonder if any of the players will move into management once their careers are over, and if so, will this story follow their progress?

[attjen]

Luxembourg stunk in the quals. Really disappointing run.

Based on the Finland game, there will be a couple of players who move into management. Usually hard to tell who. The earliest anybody moved to management in the Finland game was at 30 I think.

I'll follow everyone until all retire from playing, and/or I get bored with my game.

[DamonWattsok]

MON DIVISION 1 \o/\o/\o/

[attjen]

looking very likely now Damon.

[Big Pants]

Pants seems likely to add another relegation to his disastrous list, while nevertheless playing his little heart out and showing signs of a feisty personality to boot

Any interest from any decent clubs? Or indeed, and club at all?

[Big Pants]

Or indeed, anyclub at all?

Oops

Brilliants updates Attjen, btw.

[attjen]

Not yet, but if Stuttgart goes down (not looking as likely as Chelsea) you'd be poached by someone for sure.

[Big Pants]

Yeah, probably Bayer Scheisskuckers of the Belgian Third Division.

Or similar *sigh*

[meadow lane]

I've been away on travels for a while, but now I'm back... Still reading whenever there's a chance

[attjen]

Gilles Lefty will be back in the mix towards the end of the season then. (Hertha Berlin faced Novalja in the 1st Group Stage of the Champions League. but otherwise, I've enjoyed seeing Lefty being pretty sharp for his club.)

[attjen]

Jan 13 to Feb 16

England Premier:

Shambles - Chelsea

Giuseppi Raschi - Leeds

Ulrich von Liechtenstein - Chelsea

Game Reports:

Chelsea 0 Portsmouth 3

Chelsea 1 Frickley 0 FA Cup Replay

Stoke 0 Chelsea 0

Chelsea 1 Stoke 1 FA Cup 4th Round

Chelsea 3 Blackburn 0

Liverpool 4 Chelsea 0

Stoke 4 Chelsea 1 FA Cup Replay

Chelsea 1 Newcastle 2

Fairly poor run of games for Chelsea, with only 1 decent game in the mix. Shambles named MOM for the win over Chelsea, but hasn't scored in this period. UvL consistent but hasn't had a break out game yet.

Man Utd 1 Leeds 1

Leeds 0 West Ham 1

Leeds 0 Wolves 0

QPR 1 Leeds 1 League Cup SemiFinal Leg 1

Leeds 3 Leyton Orient 0 FA Cup 4th Round

Everton 0 Leeds 1

Stoke 1 Leeds 0

Leeds 2 Sheff Wed 0

Leeds 2 QPR 1 League Cup Semifinal Leg 2

Rather poor stretch of games for Raschi, who seemed to fall out of favor of the first team in the latter games of this month. Nevertheless the defender managed to score the winning goal in the 2nd leg of the cup match to let his club advance. The player skimmed a shot in from a deflection.

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England First:

[Eltanad Tanis - Crystal Palace]

Game Reports:

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French First:

Santos L. Halper - Paris-SG

Allan Juel Hansen - Caen

Pablo Hiura-Garcia - St Etienne

[Madcap - Paris-SG]

[bap Zamber - Lorient]

[Jesus Jarman - Paris-SG]

Game Reports:

PSG 4 Le Havre 0

Racing CP 1 PSG 4 French Cup 9th Round

PSG 3 Troyes 1

Laval 1 PSG 1 League Cup 3rd Round

Okay series of games for Halper but injured in the last game in the 7th minute.

Auxerre 1 PSG 0

Strasbourg 1 PSG 1

PSG 3 Sedan 1

PSG 2 Rennes 1 French Cup 10th Round

Nantes 2 PSG 0

PSG 0 Bayern Munich Champions Cup 2nd Group Stage

Halper back in action for the last two games and named captain for the game against Nantes. Madcap and Jarman accounted for all the goals in the win over Sedan.

Caen 2 Guingcamp 0

Rodez 1 Caen 4 French Cup 9th Round

Caen 1 Metz 0

Lille 2 Caen 0

Caen 0 Reims 0

Caen 1 Nice 0 French Cup 10th Round

Le Havre 0 Caen 3

Juel Hansen out for most of this stretch with a thigh strain. Scored against Guingcamp and then scored twice on his return and was named MOM in the away win over Le Havre.

Auxerre 0 St Etienne 0

Hiura-Garcia excellent in this draw making 3 key tackles. The best player on the day for St Etienne.

Gueugnon 0 St Etienne 2

Marseille 0 St Etienne 1

St Etienne 2 Nantes 0

Montpelier 1 St Etienne 2

Brest 1 St Etienne 3

St Etienne 3 Strasbourg 0

Great win streak for St Etienne as Hiura-Garcia has his best games as a professional, playing excellent in every game he played except the easy win over Strasbourg. His club clears away from the drop zone.

---

German First:

Brian Greene - Leverkusen

Lucky Pants - VfB Stuttgart

[Gilles Lefty - Hertha BSC]

[Jon Walker - Bayern Munich]

Game Reports:

Leverkusen 1 Dortmund 1

Bayern 2 Leverkusen 0

Leverkusen 0 Union Berlin 0

A terrible game for Greene against Dortmund, followed by an excellent game in the loss. Greene can't find consistency in the first games since winer break.

Stuttgart 3 Werder Bremen 2

Dortmund 2 Stuttgart 0

Stuttgart 4 HSV 0

Pants set up the winning goal by sending a low ball into the area for Baros to finish in the win over Werder Bremen. Stuttgart struggled against Dortmund, but bounced back with an easy win over HSV who finished the game with 9-men. Pants headed home a goal in the 45th minute.

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Serie A:

BvR - Roma

Georgio George - Napoli

Herman Toothrot - Juventus

[Maximo Janz - Milan]

[Yo Buffro - Juventus]

Game Reports:

Roma 2 Parma 0

Roma 2 Perugia 1

Roma 0 Bologna 2 Italian Cup Semifinal 1st Leg

Milan 1 Roma 1

Vicenza 0 Roma 3

Bologna 2 Roma 1 Italian Cup Semi 2nd Leg

Roma 4 Torino 1

BvR continues his hot scoring streak hitting two against Vicenza and Torino. Roma has found a new playmaker in Romanian Cernat, who has been on brilliant form.

Atalanta 1 Juventus 1

Bologna 1 Juventus 3

Juventus 1 Milan 1 Italian Cup Semi 1st Leg

Juventus 3 Inter 3

Lazio 0 Juventus 2

Milan 4 Juventus 1 Italian Cup Semi 2nd LEg

Juventus 2 Vicenza 1

Toothrot not on stellar form and now out with an injured shoulder for a few games.

Palermo 1 Napoli 1

Fiorentina 2 Napoli 0

Napoli 5 Atalanta 1

Bologna 3 Napoli 0

Napoli 2 Inter 3

George out for a few games with a sprained ankle as his club struggles a bit. George scored against Inter, but was otherwise quiet.

---

Other:

Rikjard Den Rooster - Standard Liege

Game Reports:

[sammayel666]

Quality Attjen..

I see UvL has made it out of D1.. but for how long remains to be seen.

Also, a big hello for Shambles my new clubmate

[Big Pants]

Top stuff

If Pants isn't Captain of Stuttgart there's no justice in this world.

[_Raul_]

My form is dipping in and out, Juventus are flying though!

[attjen]

Feb 17 to March 17

England Premier:

Shambles - Chelsea

Giuseppi Raschi - Leeds

Ulrich von Liechtenstein - Chelsea

Game Reports:

Man City 3 Chelsea 0

Chelsea 3 Bradford 2

Shambles, Cosgrove and Dixon scored for Chelsea as the club needs to get wins to move above the relegation zone.

Leeds 1 Tranmere 0 FA Cup 5th Round

Arsenal 2 Leeds 0

Leeds 2 Portsmouth 2

Arsenal 1 Leeds FA Cup Qtr Final

Aston Villa 3 Leeds 1

Leeds exposed as pretenders with a run of poor games. Raschi dropped to the bench.

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England First:

[Eltanad Tanis - Crystal Palace]

Game Reports:

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French First:

Santos L. Halper - Paris-SG

Allan Juel Hansen - Caen

Pablo Hiura-Garcia - St Etienne

[Madcap - Paris-SG]

[bap Zamber - Lorient]

[Jesus Jarman - Paris-SG]

Game Reports:

FC Bayern 0 PSG 1 Champions Cup 2nd Group Stage

PSG 2 Niort 1

Montpelier 1 PSG 0

Gazalec 0 PSG 4 French Cup 11th Round

PSG 1 Atalanta 0 Champions Cup 2nd Group Stage

PSG 3 Bordeaux 0

Valencia 1 PSG 1

Halper not on the best of form for this stretch as PSG continues to do well.

Lorient 4 Caen 2

Caen 1 Troyes 0

Caen 1 Novalja 1 UEFA Cup 4th Round 1st Leg

Lens 2 Caen 1 French Cup 11th Round

Caen advances on pks 2-4

Novalja 1 Caen 2 UEFA Cup 4th Round 2nd Leg

Caen 2 Niort 1

Benfica 3 Caen 0 UEFA Cup qtr final 1st Leg

Juel Hansen playing well as his clup has a mixed series of results. The striker scored against Niort for his only goal of the stretch, Cassano still playing fantastic in the playmaking position.

St Etienne 2 Lens 1

Lyon 1 St Etienne 0

St Etienne 2 Reims 1 French Cup 11th Round

St Etienne 1 Guingcamp 0

Hiura-Garcia continues to have his best season. Stellar against Lens before a few avereage games. His club able to find a win with only 10-men against Guingcamp.

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German First:

Brian Greene - Leverkusen -- Criticized for poor performances.

Lucky Pants - VfB Stuttgart

[Gilles Lefty - Hertha BSC] -- Praised as being on top of his form, but his manager warned of complacency. Player now wants to be transfer listed.

[Jon Walker - Bayern Munich]

Game Reports:

HSV 5 Leverkusen 1

Leverkusen 0 Kaiserslautern 0

Leverkusen 1 Stuttgart 0

Schalke 1 Leverkusen 1

Greene put back-to-back excellent performances in the last two games to justify his return to the first team.

Kaiserslautern 1 Stuttgart 0

Stuttgart 0 Bayern 0

Leverkusen 1 Stuttgart 0

Stuttgart 4 Union Berlin 2

Stuttgart 0 Rostock 1

Fairly average series of performances from Lucky Pants. Excellent only against 10-man Union Berlin.

---

Serie A:

BvR - Roma

Georgio George - Napoli

Herman Toothrot - Juventus

[Maximo Janz - Milan]

[Yo Buffro - Juventus]

Game Reports:

Roma 3 Genoa 1

Roma 2 Palermo 0

Roma 1 Ajax 1 UEFA Cup 4th Round 1st Leg

Fiorentina 2 Roma 3

Ajax 0 Roma 2 UEFA Cup 4th Round 2nd Leg

Roma 1 Atalanta 0

Roma 0 Slaven Belupo 0 UEFA Cup qtr Final 1st Leg

BvR scored twice against Genoa, once against Fiorentina (named MOM), and once against Ajax in the return leg (named MOM). Rested for the home games against Ajax and Slaven Belupo. Roma have created a gap between themsevles and Juventus at the top of the table. BvR has 28 goals through 25 games, and looks certain to break the single season goal record held by Hernan Crespo of 31.

Juventus 2 Sampdoria 2

Napoli 1 Juventus 1

Juventus 2 Sunderland 0 UEFA Cup 4th Round 1st Leg

Juventus 3 Venezia 0

Sunderland 1 Juventus 0 UEFA Cup 4th Round 2nd Leg

Salerntana 1 Juventus 1

Juventus 2 Antwerp 0 UEFA Cup qtr final 1st Leg

Toothrot looking a bit like a forgotten man both on and off the pitch as he is in squad rotation and not really producing much during this sequence of games.

Lazio 1 Napoli 0

Napoli 1 Juventus 1

Sampdoria 3 Napoli 1

Napoli 1 Vicenza 0

George playing very well over a rough patch for his club. Struggled against Sampdoria, but came back well to score the winner in the 75th minute in a MOM-game against Vicenza.

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Other:

Rikjard Den Rooster - Standard Liege -- Strasbourg have made a bid. Den Rooster will move in the summer window.

Game Reports:

[attjen]

March 18th to April 7th

England Premier:

Shambles - Chelsea

Giuseppi Raschi - Leeds

Ulrich von Liechtenstein - Chelsea

Game Reports:

Sheff Wed 3 Chelsea 0

Chelsea 2 Arsenal 2

West Ham 2 Chelsea 0

Chelsea looking seriously in danger of the drop. UvL had a fine game against Arsenal, but otherwise both he and Shambles were poor.

Newcastle 3 Leeds 2 League Cup Final

Leeds 2 Newcastle 3

Raschi not with the sqaud for the cup final, and fairly poor in the league match.

---

England First:

[Eltanad Tanis - Crystal Palace]

Game Reports:

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French First:

Santos L. Halper - Paris-SG -- Criticized for his poor performances.

Allan Juel Hansen - Caen -- Praised for his fine form.

Pablo Hiura-Garcia - St Etienne

[Madcap - Paris-SG]

[bap Zamber - Lorient]

[Jesus Jarman - Paris-SG]

Game Reports:

PSG 3 Marseille 1 French Cup Qtr Final

Halper picked up a yellow in a sub-par game.

Nancy 0 St Etienne 1 French Cup qtr final

Pablo decent as his club advances.

Caen 1 Niort 0 French Cup qtr Final

Juel Hansen set up the winning goal in the 4th minute as his club held on to advance.

Caen 3 Benfica 2 UEFA Cup qtr final 2nd leg

Juel Hansen scored in the 8th and 18th, and when Cassano got the French side's 3rd in the 20th, the home fans hopes were raised that they could hold on to the aggregate lead. Benfica scored in the 23rd to end Caen's chances.

St Etienne 1 Caen 1

Hiura-Garcia and Juel Hansen cancelled each other out as neither club could force more than a draw.

Bordeaux 2 Caen 2

Cassano got both goals for Caen, as Juel Hansen hit a long through-ball to free his teammate for the second of Caen's goals.

St Etienne 1 PSG 0

Hiura-Garcia with another fine game shutting out PSG. Haler only came on late in the game.

St Etienne 0 Metz 2

Lorien 1 St Etienne

Hiura-Garcia okay, but not showing his best form.

Guingcamp 2 PSG 4

Milan 3 PSG 0 Champions Cup qtr Final

Halper poor in the win and the loss. Maximo Janz nutmegged one player beat two other players including Halper for Milan's 2nd in a outright dominating performance. Halper had to resort to hacking the Milan player down, and in the 65th minute Janz won a penalty for his club in just this manner.

Sedan 1 Caen 2

Caen did very well to come back from a goal down with only 10-men and pull out a win.

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German First:

Brian Greene - Leverkusen

Lucky Pants - VfB Stuttgart

Gilles Lefty - Hertha BSC

[Jon Walker - Bayern Munich]

Game Reports:

Leverkusen 2 SC Freiburg 2

Rostock 0 Leverkusen 0

Greene fairly awful in both matches. Leverkusen in serious risk of relegation.

Schalke 04 0 Hertha BSC 4

Hertha 2 Stuttgart 0

Lefty's club gets two fine wins. Pants struggles against the Berlin club.

Hertha 2 Liverpool 0 Champions Cup qtr Final 1st Leg

Lefty set up Hertha's first goal with a nice run and through ball, and when Liverpool went down a player the German side cruised to a dominate win.

Stuttgart 2 Schalke 04 1

Good win for Pants club keeps them just above the drop zone.

---

Serie A:

BvR - Roma

Georgio George - Napoli

Herman Toothrot - Juventus

[Maximo Janz - Milan]

[Yo Buffro - Juventus]

Game Reports:

Napoli 3 Venezia 0

Napoli 1 Parma 0

Salernitana 2 Napoli 0

Good run of form from George, who got the opener against Venezia with a low shot.

Juventus 4 Parma 1

Antwerp 0 Juventus 1 UEFA Cup qtr final

Perugia 2 Juventus 1

Juventus 4 Milan 1

Little of note from Toothrot.

Bologna 1 Roma 2

Slaven Belupo 1 Roma 1 UEFA Cup Qtr Final 2nd Leg

Lazio 0 Roma 0

Juventus 3 Roma 0 UEFA Cup SemiFinal 1st Leg

BvR scored in the 13th minute of the Slaven Belupo game to give Roma an aways goal victory. In the semifinal game, Buffro set up Shevchenko for a goal in the 26th. When Samuel was sent of just before half-time, Roma lost their way and the game went completely Juve's way. Toothrot scored a fantastic solo goal against the 10-man squad, by beating three players (including a fantastic spin move) and driving a left-footed shot into the net. Captain BvR showed his frustration in the 90th minute when he hacked down Possazini with two feet, getting himself sent off and giving a way a pk for Amoroso to convert.

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Other:

Rikjard Den Rooster - Standard Liege

Game Reports:

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National Teams:

San Marino

Malta

Luxembourg

Faroe Islands

Faroe Islands 3 Armenia 1

Malta 2 Luxembourg 2

Luxembourg out-shot Malta 17 to 5.

Andorra 1 San Marino 2

[Big Pants]

*Wants to leave the club. Is trying to attract the attention of a bigger club. Is sporadic*

[attjen]

April 5th to May 9th

England Premier:

Shambles - Chelsea

Giuseppi Raschi - Leeds

Ulrich von Liechtenstein - Chelsea

Game Reports:

West Ham 2 Chelsea 0

Chelsea 1 Middlesborough

Shambles 2 Brighton 0

Chelsea 1 Man Utd 0

Wolves 1 Chelsea 1

Sunderland 3 Chelsea

Shambles hit the lone goal in the win over Boro, heading home a lobbed pass. The striker also scored both goals in the win over Brighton, on a generally fine day from his club. UvL was the hero in the ManU game, pouncing on a rebound for the only goal. The last few poor results have put Chelsea at 18th and tied with Blackburn on points, but well behind in goal difference. Chelsea must get some points in the last game of the season and hope for some help from Newcastle.

Man City 0 Leeds 1

Leeds 2 Blackburn 0

Leeds 3 Bradford 0

Sheff Wed 0 Leeds 1

Liverpool 3 Leeds 0

Leeds 1 Boro 1

Good string of games from Leeds to push to third in the table. Raschi deservedly dropped to the bench for most of these games.

---

England First:

[Eltanad Tanis - Crystal Palace] -- Signed a new 5 year deal.

Game Reports:

Crystal Palace dead last in the league and relegated, giving up 87 goals in 46 games.

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French First:

Santos L. Halper - Paris-SG

Allan Juel Hansen - Caen

Pablo Hiura-Garcia - St Etienne

[Madcap - Paris-SG] -- Criticized in the media.

[bap Zamber - Lorient]

[Jesus Jarman - Paris-SG]

Game Reports:

Lorient 1 PSG 3

Caen 3 PSG 1 French Cup Semifinal

PSG 0 Auxerre 2

Lyon 3 PSG 0

PSG 0 Milan 2 Champions Cup qtr Final 2nd Leg

Caen 2 PSG 1

Metz 3 PSG 0

PSG 2 Caen 1

Pretty poor strech of games for PSG, crashing out of two cups and dropping points badly in the league. Halper not on good form, but no-one on his team was.

Caen 2 Auxerre 0

Caen 3 PSG 1 French Cup Semifinal

Lens 1 Caen 4

Caen 2 PSG 1

Caen 1 Marseille 1

Troyes 2 Caen 3 French Cup Final

PSG 2 Caen 1

Juel Hansen's club impressive. The striker scored against Lens with a sweet volley. Against PSG in the cup Cassano took over to lead his club to the final. Juel Hansen was unstoppable for the first league game against PSG, heading home the winner in the 73rd minute. On high morale, the player demolished the Marsielle defense on a solo run to get an early goal against Marseille although his club couldn't protect the lead, and should have expanded on it. In the cup final Juel Hansen scored his club's first in the 44th with a header from a corner, but it was substitute Biakolo who scored twice in the last 30 minutes to get Caen their first cup victory.

Lille 0 St Etienne 0

Troyes 1 St Etienne 0 French Cup Semi-final

St Etienne 1 Reimes 1

Le Havre 1 St Etienne 1

Bordeaux 2 St Etienne 1

It is unclear what St Etienne manager Frederic Hantz has done, but Hiura-Garcia has turned in his best season as a professional in France. The defender was positively enormous in a MOM game against Le Havre winning 13 out of 13 attempted tackles, 5 of them at key moments of the game. While not showing the complete consistency needed from a top-class defender, the Maltan must be giving his manager hope for the future.

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German First:

Brian Greene - Leverkusen -- Greene accused of complacency.

Lucky Pants - VfB Stuttgart

Gilles Lefty - Hertha BSC

[Jon Walker - Bayern Munich]

Game Reports:

Leverkusen 2 Hertha 2

Hertha 4 Union Berlin 2

Liverpool 1 Hertha 2 Champions Cup qtr Final

Hertha 2 Rostock 2

Freiburg 2 Hertha 1

Milan 1 Hertha 0 Champions Cup Semi-final 1st leg

Hertha 1 1860 Munchen 0

Hertha 0 Milan 3 Champions Cup Semi-final 2nd leg

Lefty out for many game having been injured in the win over Union Berlin. His club struggles and gets knocked out of the cup after Janz led Milan to an easy win over 10-man Hertha. You wouldn't expect it looking at the recent results, but Hertha sit top of the table on goal difference and are tied with 3 other clubs with 2 games to go.

Leverkusen 2 Hertha 2

1860 Munchen 2 Leverkusen 2

St Pauli 2 Leverkusen 0

Leverkusen 3 St Pauli 1

Leverkusen 1 FC Koln 1

Greene will want to forget this season having performed fairly poorly, this stretch no exception. Leverkusen not clear of the drop sitting only 3 points out with 2 games to play.

Stuttgart 2 Schalke 04 1

Freiburg 1 Stuttgart 0

Stuttgart 0 1860 Munchen 1

Mannheim 1 Stuttgart 1

Stuttgart 1 St Pauli 3

Stuttgart just 1 point out of the drop zone. Some might think Pants had given up on his club having put in only one above average game, setting up the goal in the draw with Mannheim.

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Serie A:

BvR - Roma -- New 5-year deal worth 32 million.

Georgio George - Napoli

Herman Toothrot - Juventus

[Maximo Janz - Milan]

[Yo Buffro - Juventus]

Game Reports:

Roma 5 Juventus 0

BvR and Cernat took out their frustration over the 1st Leg UEFA cup loss to Juve by destroying their rivals. Cernat hit two and BvR had a hattrick in the demolition. BvR will pass Hernan Crespo for the single season goal-scoring record.

Roma 1 Inter 0

BvR gets the winner in the 66th by heading home a freekick.

Sampdoria 0 Roma 1

Roma 3 Juventus 1 UEFA cup Semi-final

Roma 2 Napoli 0

Venezia 1 Roma 2

Roma 4 Salernitana 1

Roma seals the Serie A title by continuing their unbeaten streak. Out with injury and suspension, BvR returned to the line-up for the win over Salernitana by scoring a hattrick. The World Player of the Year favorite scored on a tap-in, a trademark volley in the area, and a beautiful diving header.

Roma 5 Juventus 0

Juventus 0 Torino 0

Roma 3 Juventus 1 UEFA Cup semi-final

Genoa 1 Juventus 2

Juventus 2 Palermo 2

Fiorentina 1 Juventus 0

Toothrot playing but unimpresive for his club. Scored on a rebound against Genoa. Juve secured in 3rd place, and will aim for a the UEFA Cup trophy against Benfica.

Perugia 3 Napoli 1

Napoli 0 Milan 3

Roma 2 Napoli 0

Napoli 1 Torino 0

Genoa 1 Napoli 3

Struggles for Napoli as George will be out for 3 months thanks to a torn groin muscle suffered in a the international game against Andorra. A fine season from George, but Napoli likely to miss out on a European spot and may have to play Inter-toto games.

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Other:

Rikjard Den Rooster - Standard Liege -- Unsure about his future and transfer to relegation bound Strasbourg. Will the French club have the money to pay the fee?

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National Teams:

San Marino

Malta

Luxembourg

Faroe Islands

Faroe 1 Malta 3

Zamber game on at half-time to score all his country's goals.

Luxembourg 2 Moldova 0

Andorra 1 San Marino 1

[Cheese On Toast]

injured /o\ not the greatest season for me this year

[Andy Cullen]

Your the team's Darren Anderton

[attjen]

Hey Cheese, are you still thinking about doing a "Create a Player" game?

btw, George really did have a good season this year. You'll see in the screenies.

[Cheese On Toast]

well i hope i did, the updates are good just sometimes it lookslike i have done crap

I dont know yet i want to do itlike this but i cant seem to be arsed playing FM lately as i cant get into a game. Unless i like add them in and just take over a decent club and then do updates like you have. I dont want to do another one of them like the messies where i put them in a team. But i dont want to take your idea either.

[Big Pants]

Do it doitdoitdoit!!!

[attjen]

idea, shchmidea. Do whatever you want. (Just make sure i get a player in it. )

I've been thinking about doing a Madcap/Messie style game for a while, but I just don't think I have the time.

[Cheese On Toast]

Ok well i will think it over at the weekend. Email me if you want to be in or summat there wont be many places i dont think, so il probably just ask in here and the messies but thats quite a few players.

Then il just put it in here as a story type of thing.

And id probably keep it going till fm06 if i could.

anyway dont want to hi jack this thread

[Westwood Wizard]

Let me know also Cheese...

[attjen]

May 10th to June 1st:

England Premier:

Shambles - Chelsea

Giuseppi Raschi - Leeds

Ulrich von Liechtenstein - Chelsea

Game Reports:

May 20th 2012 - Chelsea 0 Everton 0

Coupled with Blackburn's 1-0 loss to 5th place Newcastle, Chelsea back their way out of the relegation zone with this draw. Chelsea dominated the game for long stretches but with only 2 of their 8 shots on target, a nil-nil result was almost guaranteed. Captain Shambles appeared to already have consigned himself to Division 1 football, letting loose 5 shots that seemed to threaten his manager at the half-way line more than the net. UvL was one of Chelsea's best players on the day, clearly determined not to be back in Division 1.

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England First:

[Eltanad Tanis - Crystal Palace]

Game Reports:

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French First:

Santos L. Halper - Paris-SG

Allan Juel Hansen - Caen

Pablo Hiura-Garcia - St Etienne

[Madcap - Paris-SG]

[bap Zamber - Lorient]

[Jesus Jarman - Paris-SG]

Game Reports:

Lens 0 PSG 0

PSG 1 Lille 1

Halper came on off the bench in both draws.

Nantes 1 Caen 2

Cassano and Juel Hansen both scored to keep Caen's title hopes alive.

Caen 3 Lens 0

Fernadao was the hero as Caen cruised to an easy home win.

Caen 0 Montpelier 2

A second place finish for Caen as Niort scored in the 20th minute seconds before Montpelier got their first. Caen outplayed Montpelier for the match, but 2 goals from Maldonado (on Montpelier's only two shots) sealed a runners-up position for Juel Hansen's club.

St Etienne 0 Troyes 2

Hiura-Garcia and the rest of the team fully outplayed.

Sedan 0 St Etienne 0

Hiura-Garcia caps his fine season (by his standars) with another stellar game, the defender made 5 tackles and 8 headers during the scoreless match.

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German First:

Brian Greene - Leverkusen

Lucky Pants - VfB Stuttgart

[Gilles Lefty - Hertha BSC]

[Jon Walker - Bayern Munich]

Game Reports:

Mannheim 2 Hertha 5

Easy win for Lefty's club as Mannheim's keeper might as well have sat down for the entire game. Lefty opened the scoring with a header.

Hertha 2 St Pauli 2

A contest between two top 5 teams. Hertha's dropped points at home cost them a chance at the title. Lefty okay in the match but not able to drive his team to a needed win.

FC Koln 3 Hertha Berlin 2 German Cup Final

Hertha always trailed in this game as Koln scored twice early. Lefty capped the scoring in the 65th minute by pouncing on a loose ball.

Frankfurt 1 Leverkusen 1

Leverkusen 2 Ahlen 1

Leverkusen get enough points to escape relegation despite to very poor outings from Greene. In particular the defender made no tackles in the win over Ahlen.

Koln 2 Stuttgart 1

Stuttgart 0 Frankfurt 0

Pant's club avoid the drop despite an unimpressive 2 games from their winger. Only Werder Bremen's worse form prevented a league drop.

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Serie A:

BvR - Roma

Georgio George - Napoli

Herman Toothrot - Juventus

[Maximo Janz - Milan]

[Yo Buffro - Juventus]

Game Reports:

Parma 0 Roma 0

Roma end their title season with an indifferent away draw. BvR injured early in the game and taken off without having made any impact.

Juventus 1 Atalanta 1

Toothrot did not play in Juve's league ender.

Napoli 4 Palermo 1

Injured striker George watched from the bench as his club ended the season on high note.

Benfica 1 Juventus 4 UEFA Cup Final

Toothrot set up Juve's dream start by crossing the ball in for Shevchenko to head home in the 3rd minute. MOM Aghahowa scored twice to seal the win in the second half.

Valencia 0 Milan 3 Champions Cup Final

Milan dominated the match from the first minutes as Janz found Gerard on his second cross attempt for the opener in the 5th minute. Toni scored 10 minuts later and Raul hit just before the whistle to seal the match. Raul was named MOM just ahead of Janz as the striker and the midfielder overwhelmed the Spanish squad with their intricate passing. The win gives Milan an Italian Cup/European Cup double to give some consolation for finishing behind Roma in Serie A. Over the course of the cup, no players were better than Maximo Janz as the San Marino player scored 4 assisted 9 and was named MOM 4 times in the competition.

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Other:

Rikjard Den Rooster - Standard Liege

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Italian Serie A - Friday 1st June 2012

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2011/2 Table

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Pos Team Pld Won Drn Lst For Ag Won Drn Lst For Ag Pts

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1st C Roma 34 15 2 0 41 10 10 6 1 30 13 83

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2nd Milan 34 13 2 2 37 13 9 5 3 29 14 73

3rd Juventus 34 10 7 0 37 18 8 5 4 35 25 66

4th Bologna 34 9 6 2 27 14 5 4 8 21 29 52

5th Inter 34 9 3 5 29 19 5 5 7 16 21 50

6th Napoli 34 10 4 3 36 20 4 3 10 20 31 49

7th Torino 34 8 7 2 24 15 4 5 8 16 23 48

8th Lazio 34 12 4 1 24 7 2 2 13 17 35 48

9th Atalanta 34 6 6 5 22 21 5 4 8 20 22 43

10th Fiorentina 34 7 5 5 18 11 4 3 10 10 17 41

11th Sampdoria 34 9 4 4 32 19 1 6 10 13 35 40

12th Parma 34 10 2 5 25 19 2 2 13 11 33 40

13th Salernitana 34 8 3 6 25 21 2 6 9 18 33 39

14th Palermo 34 5 7 5 16 15 3 4 10 16 28 35

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15th R Vicenza 34 5 4 8 19 32 4 3 10 10 20 34

16th R Venezia 34 6 5 6 23 19 1 7 9 14 29 33

17th R Genoa 34 4 6 7 17 25 3 5 9 12 33 32

18th R Perugia 34 6 4 7 19 27 1 6 10 17 30 31

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2011/2 Goals

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1st BvR Roma 30 35

6th Georgio George Napoli 29 15

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2011/2 Assists

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5th Máximo Janz Milan 31 9

8th BvR Roma 30 8

15th Yo Buffro Juventus 25 (3) 7

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2011/2 Average Rating

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Pos Player Club Apps Av R

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1st BvR Roma 30 8.37

7th Georgio George Napoli 29 7.86

21st Máximo Janz Milan 31 7.55

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2011/2 Man of Match

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1st Georgio George Napoli 29 8

4th BvR Roma 30 7

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German First Division - Friday 1st June 2012

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2011/2 Table

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Pos Team Pld Won Drn Lst For Ag Won Drn Lst For Ag Pts

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1st C 1.FC Köln 34 13 3 1 31 10 7 5 5 20 20 68

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2nd Hertha BSC 34 12 4 1 33 18 8 2 7 37 27 66

3rd Dortmund 34 13 2 2 36 12 7 4 6 16 17 66

4th St. Pauli 34 12 4 1 27 10 7 3 7 22 21 64

5th Kaiserslautern 34 12 2 3 23 8 6 5 6 24 24 61

6th FC Bayern 34 10 4 3 29 13 5 7 5 18 16 56

7th 1860 München 34 5 9 3 21 16 7 2 8 10 13 47

8th HSV 34 11 1 5 29 18 2 5 10 12 29 45

9th Union Berlin 34 10 6 1 25 10 1 6 10 15 40 45

10th Ahlen 34 9 4 4 24 13 2 6 9 11 19 43

11th SC Freiburg 34 8 6 3 16 9 3 3 11 15 28 42

12th Schalke 04 34 7 7 3 23 19 3 4 10 16 31 41

13th Rostock 34 6 5 6 21 20 3 8 6 15 23 40

14th Leverkusen 34 4 10 3 22 21 3 7 7 13 21 38

15th VfB Stuttgart 34 9 3 5 28 21 0 3 14 8 28 33

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16th R Werder Bremen 34 5 3 9 23 28 3 4 10 17 32 31

17th R Frankfurt 34 6 6 5 25 20 0 5 12 9 32 29

18th R SVW Mannheim 34 4 3 10 16 24 1 3 13 12 31 21

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2011/2 Goals

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24th Gilles Lefty Hertha BSC 23 (1) 8

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2011/2 Average Rating

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10th Gilles Lefty Hertha BSC 23 (1) 7.63

20th Jon Walker FC Bayern 26 7.46

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2011/2 Man of Match

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29th Jon Walker FC Bayern 26 3

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French First Division - Friday 1st June 2012

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2011/2 Table

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Pos Team Pld Won Drn Lst For Ag Won Drn Lst For Ag Pts

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1st C Niort 38 13 3 3 29 15 10 3 6 32 23 75

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2nd Caen 38 11 6 2 29 10 9 5 5 31 23 71

3rd Troyes 38 12 5 2 29 11 6 8 5 20 17 67

4th Montpellier 38 11 6 2 26 8 8 4 7 21 21 67

5th Paris-SG 38 12 3 4 31 13 8 2 9 25 22 65

6th Metz 38 13 3 3 34 17 5 7 7 22 24 64

7th Lorient 38 12 3 4 31 19 7 4 8 23 22 64

8th Marseille 38 7 4 8 23 32 10 4 5 35 24 59

9th Bordeaux 38 10 6 3 38 24 5 3 11 24 34 54

10th Lille 38 12 5 2 25 7 1 8 10 18 38 52

11th Reims 38 12 3 4 28 12 1 7 11 11 26 49

12th Lens 38 9 7 3 30 23 4 2 13 23 38 48

13th St-Etienne 38 8 4 7 28 27 4 7 8 13 19 47

14th Auxerre 38 8 7 4 22 17 2 7 10 16 28 44

15th Guingamp 38 8 4 7 26 28 3 7 9 15 27 44

16th Nantes 38 5 6 8 33 36 6 4 9 23 22 43

17th Le Havre 38 7 4 8 24 25 4 6 9 21 32 43

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18th R Lyon 38 7 7 5 23 23 2 1 16 11 34 35

19th R Sedan 38 4 5 10 22 32 1 6 12 14 36 26

20th R Strasbourg 38 5 6 8 23 28 1 2 16 9 44 26

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2011/2 Goals

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Pos Player Club Apps Gls

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7th Allan Juel Hansen Caen 34 14

9th Bap Zamber Lorient 38 13

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2011/2 Average Rating

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Pos Player Club Apps Av R

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1st Allan Juel Hansen Caen 34 7.88

27th Bap Zamber Lorient 38 7.39

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2011/2 Man of Match

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Pos Player Club Apps MoM

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10th Allan Juel Hansen Caen 34 5

14th Jesús Jarman Paris-SG 10 (3) 4

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English Premier Division - Friday 1st June 2012

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2011/2 Table

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Pos Team Pld Won Drn Lst For Ag Won Drn Lst For Ag Pts

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1st C Liverpool 38 15 1 3 37 9 12 5 2 38 18 87

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2nd Arsenal 38 15 3 1 33 6 8 7 4 37 26 79

3rd Leeds 38 11 6 2 32 15 11 3 5 30 23 75

4th Sheff Wed 38 11 4 4 28 10 7 5 7 22 20 63

5th Newcastle 38 11 5 3 24 11 7 4 8 16 22 63

6th Man Utd 38 11 3 5 31 13 8 2 9 23 29 62

7th Aston Villa 38 12 3 4 31 17 6 5 8 17 25 62

8th Middlesbrough 38 9 6 4 35 19 8 2 9 20 21 59

9th Sunderland 38 7 5 7 25 20 10 2 7 24 18 58

10th West Ham 38 11 4 4 24 14 5 3 11 18 29 55

11th Wolves 38 6 8 5 26 21 5 9 5 28 29 50

12th Stoke 38 8 6 5 22 22 5 5 9 13 20 50

13th Brighton 38 9 7 3 27 20 3 6 10 13 28 49

14th Portsmouth 38 7 2 10 27 35 6 6 7 23 22 47

15th Everton 38 6 5 8 23 24 3 8 8 9 21 40

16th Man City 38 8 5 6 27 17 1 5 13 9 34 37

17th Chelsea 38 7 4 8 23 24 2 5 12 9 31 36

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18th R Blackburn 38 7 6 6 18 18 2 2 15 9 26 35

19th R Sheff Utd 38 5 7 7 21 26 1 4 14 13 40 29

20th R Bradford 38 2 2 15 16 42 0 4 15 12 48 12

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2011/2 Goals

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27th Shambles Chelsea 35 10

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2011/2 Man of Match

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25th Shambles Chelsea 35 4

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English First Division - Friday 1st June 2012

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2011/2 Table

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Pos Team Pld Won Drn Lst For Ag Won Drn Lst For Ag Pts

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1st C Grimsby 46 17 3 3 44 16 9 8 6 34 30 89

2nd P Q.P.R. 46 13 7 3 39 23 9 7 7 34 29 80

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3rd Notts Co 46 14 6 3 44 23 8 7 8 25 29 79

4th Darlington 46 16 2 5 38 19 5 9 9 30 37 74

5th P Burnley 46 13 6 4 37 16 7 7 9 24 28 73

6th Bolton 46 14 4 5 45 33 7 6 10 35 42 73

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7th Coventry 46 13 6 4 41 30 6 8 9 24 29 71

8th Wrexham 46 12 8 3 34 20 6 7 10 25 33 69

9th Gillingham 46 11 7 5 37 26 8 5 10 23 34 69

10th Tottenham 46 12 5 6 29 22 7 5 11 25 30 67

11th Birmingham 46 11 4 8 40 29 8 4 11 27 33 65

12th Leyton Orient 46 9 11 3 39 31 7 6 10 25 33 65

13th Derby 46 12 4 7 34 27 7 4 12 24 33 65

14th Reading 46 11 5 7 35 23 6 8 9 30 36 64

15th Bristol C 46 10 7 6 35 26 5 9 9 19 24 61

16th Brentford 46 11 4 8 39 35 5 6 12 32 40 58

17th Millwall 46 11 5 7 32 25 4 5 14 28 43 55

18th Stockport 46 11 5 7 35 32 4 5 14 23 46 55

19th Hull 46 12 7 4 39 23 2 3 18 26 46 52

20th Fulham 46 6 9 8 33 38 6 7 10 25 34 52

21st Southampton 46 9 8 6 33 24 3 6 14 31 43 50

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22nd R Huddersfield 46 9 5 9 32 32 4 3 16 24 51 47

23rd R W.B.A. 46 7 7 9 20 21 3 9 11 17 31 46

24th R Crystal Palace 46 5 10 8 32 35 2 1 20 19 52 32

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UEFA Cup - Friday 1st June 2012

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2012/3 Goals

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12th Allan Juel Hansen Caen 9 4

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2012/3 Assists

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17th Herman Toothrot Juventus 10 3

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2012/3 Average Rating

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5th Allan Juel Hansen Caen 9 8.33

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2012/3 Man of Match

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2nd Allan Juel Hansen Caen 9 4

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European Champions Cup - Friday 1st June 2012

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2012/3 Goals

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23rd Máximo Janz Milan 15 4

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2012/3 Assists

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1st Máximo Janz Milan 15 9

11th Gilles Lefty Hertha BSC 10 4

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2012/3 Average Rating

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1st Máximo Janz Milan 15 8.40

15th BvR Roma 2 8.00

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2012/3 Man of Match

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3rd Máximo Janz Milan 15 4 </pre>

[Cheese On Toast]

for not getting the Serie A right Attjen you are not taking part inmy game

[attjen]

D'oh!

Screenshots now available here

[Terk]

added the code tags into the serie a post for you, attjen

[Cheese On Toast]

Now i have to put him in my game terk

holy sh/t BvR did fecking brilliant 30 games and 35 goals. i got more Man of the Match though

[attjen]

Thanks Terk

I've said it before, but I'll say it again:

BvR is a footballl playing god.

roma scored 71 goals in league games, BvR scored 35 of those. 35!

[Cheese On Toast]

who is BvR on here?

[attjen]

Reddbaron

[DamonWattsok]

we stayed up

FFS

[Big Pants]

Blow me (oo er)

Stuttgart stayed up. Mixed feelings about that, but Pants has indeed been Pants this back end of the season and probably doesn't deserve a move, unless it's to somewhere like Kidderminster Harriers . So bad, in fact, that he doesn't even get an average rating

Greeney is possibly the worst defender ever, roffle. Following his career with perverse interest.

BVR

How do you invent a player like that FFS? What a player! Where is the baron, btw?

And Cheese, Jenners - don't be pressurised I barely even have time to read & post, let alone play. How you guys manage to run such a great story/even think about doing it is beyond me. We are not worthy

Now get Messy a decent transfer please. I've sucked up enough

[Cheese On Toast]

Right so im gonna start doing this the weekend. Where should i post the sign up thread? Im thinking of around 20 people. just i hope people wont lose interest in it. I dont want to hi jack this thread but do any of the people still following attjens story want to be in mine? i reserve a place for you if you want.

[santa]

BvR is amazing!!! 35 goals in one season.

Finally a medal for me.

And a player of the year award.

[santa]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Cheese On Toast:

Right so im gonna start doing this the weekend. Where should i post the sign up thread? Im thinking of around 20 people. just i hope people wont lose interest in it. I dont want to hi jack this thread but do any of the people still following attjens story want to be in mine? i reserve a place for you if you want. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I'll like to be in your game.

[Living_Legend]

I'd also like to have a reservation in CoT's game, perhaps I can be a superstar for once!

[Big Pants]

Me of course , please COT.

But Jenners still rules (until I say otherwise)

[sammayel666]

I'm looking forward to CoTs game too..

No more glory hogging attacking midfielders, I might go for a centre back bruiser..

"Thuggis Leggbrakker" from Iceland perhaps

[Big Pants]

I can vouch for a long history of attempting to make glory-hogging AMR/Cs, but have yet to actually hog any glory

Hogged the bench in a few games though