kidthekid Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 (edited) 31 minutes ago, ManUtd1 said: Haha true. But, he plays as my central attacking midfielder, the "withdrawn targetman." His role is to create, not score! I'm shocked that sides aren't coming in for him right and left. We will come right before transfer window shuts down, causing the player to become disgruntled. - Big Clubs Insider Edited May 10, 2017 by kidthekid Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManUtd1 Posted May 10, 2017 Author Share Posted May 10, 2017 Just now, kidthekid said: We will come right before transfer window shuts down, causing the player to become disgruntled. - Big Clubs Representative Could you at least put out your cigar and stop stroking that hairless cat while saying that?! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManUtd1 Posted May 11, 2017 Author Share Posted May 11, 2017 I'm sorry I called you an inanimate object. Club Brugge KV December 2048 Mini-Update Pinch me, Ludwig. This is utterly surreal. While our domestic form is not much of a shock -- honestly, we should be dominating -- our form in Europe has been sublime. Tightening up at the back by shifting fullbacks to a support duty was a critical move that's taken us over the top. Still deadly going forward, but tighter at the back. A big move that has paid off, especially with Berezin being injured for the past month. We're on the verge of something truly great here. If I can keep the side together. If they continue to develop. Lyon in the knockout rounds is a tough draw, but not an impossible one. If we can sneak a result in France, anything is possible. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fer Fuchs Ake Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 Unbeaten in the group too. Poor Frankfurt though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManUtd1 Posted May 11, 2017 Author Share Posted May 11, 2017 5 hours ago, Fer Fuchs Ake said: Unbeaten in the group too. Poor Frankfurt though. Kicking them around was both cause for celebration and dismay. I'm trapped in a glass cage of emotion. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
john1 Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 Surprised to see Chelsea and Barcelona finished bottom in their group Good luck against Lyon Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManUtd1 Posted May 11, 2017 Author Share Posted May 11, 2017 46 minutes ago, john1 said: Surprised to see Chelsea and Barcelona finished bottom in their group Good luck against Lyon They've each had a run of tough years in Europe, recently. Surprising, but not at all unwelcome. At some point in December, Mirandes was atop La Liga! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ceching You Out Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 On 5/9/2017 at 21:34, wynter said: One of the best scenes of all time <3 Somehow I missed that quote the first time around. Such a great movie and a lot of quality titles to be wrung from it. "You're an inanimate ****in' object!" "And I realized, **** man, maybe that's what hell is: the entire rest of eternity spent in ****in' Bruges. And I really really hoped I wouldn't die. I really really hoped I wouldn't die." "It's a fairytale town, isn't it? How's a fairytale town not somebody's ****ing thing?" "We only just got off the ****ing train! Could we reserve judgement on Bruges until we've seen the ****ing place? Just reading through the quotes is cracking me up. Although damn it, I didn't make the connection on the Tottenham one either. Looks like I need to rewatch the movie. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManUtd1 Posted May 11, 2017 Author Share Posted May 11, 2017 (edited) Sorry Not Sorry...You Done Been Played! Christmas Super-Extravaganza! Rush Transcript; Season 21, Episode 43. FADE IN Feeder's "Feeling A Moment" plays over a video montage -- Cristiano Ronaldo scoring for Manchester United, Real Madrid and Portugal, his trademark celebratory jump/spin/flex, sliding on his knees across the turf at the Bernabeu, gesticulating wildly on the sidelines at the Euro 2016 Final. Frolicking with an endless parade of supermodels. Tender moments with his son. Smiling, laughing and clowning about with his mates, as the ravages of time begin to catch up. Less hair, more body oil. Clips from past episodes now play as the chorus kicks in -- the time when Cristiano replaced Joe Hart's hair gel with ketchup, the time when he filled Pepe's Ferrari with custard...or, the classic episode where they slipped Mario Balotelli acid and sent him to a Furry convention on behalf of PETA. The images and music fade, with the cameras now focusing on a familiar face emerging from behind a curtain in a television studio, dressed like Santa with a large bag slung over his back, a recurring character long-dubbed "Santa Cris." The camera pans across the audience, who are on their feet applauding, basking in His reflected glory. Cristiano smiles, waves and shakes hands with those lucky enough to be in the front row. Babies are offered for His blessing, His touch. His love. CRISTIANO: Hello, hello, hello! Thank you and good evening! Welcome to the Christmas Soouuuper Extravaganza edition of Sorry Not Sorry... CROWD (shouting in unison at the top of their lungs): YOU DONE BEEN PLAYED! CRISTIANO: Yes, yes, yes! Hahaha! We are here, my show, yeah? Where 120 nights out of the year we do the most outrageous, craziest pranks you've ever seen! All right here! The crowd claps and cheers, and all begin to dance as Cristiano Jr. spins his latest reggaeton/flamenco fusion single at full volume. The CR7 Dancers take the stage, gyrating hypnotically. CRISTIANO (gesturing for quiet): Tonight, tonight...we have a special show, yes? Tonight is not the night for pranks, bikinis and bikinis...ok, maybe some bikinis! Ok, ok...you want the bikinis?! CROWD (shouting in unison): CRISTIANO! RONALDO! CRISTIANO! RONALDO! CRISTIANO (smiling and nodding emphatically): Hahahahaha, yes!!! Hit it, Junior! The crowd starts to whistle and stamp their feet as the CR7 Dancers emerge to the beat of Cristiano Jr's enthusiastic live cover of Baby Got Back. As the song ends, the cameras focus on Santa Cris, sitting on a gilded throne, scantily-clad, beautiful elves of indeterminate gender surrounding Him, caressing His robe (and each other) in near-rapturous bliss. CRISTIANO (with a twinkle in his eye): Yes, yes, tonight is a special night. It is, in fact, the night we celebrate the baby Jesus, who I always think about, lying in his manger, soft lullabies playing while his agent negotiates an image rights deal in perpetuity, his baby eyes a-glow with the passion for the football, yes? A single tear falls from Santa Cris' eye, as the crowd sways in reverie, a portrait of Cristiano as the Baby Jesus descending behind Him. CRISTIANO: I think...tonight must not be about us, about our triumphs and wealth. It must be about the Baby Jesus and sharing with those less fortunate... The crowd begins to shout agreement, many standing, arms raised in Cristiano's direction, crying tears of joy. Some appear to begin speaking in tongues. CRISTIANO (gesturing again for quiet, a solemn look on His glistening face): That's right...that is the right! YOU GET A CAR! AND YOU GET A CAR! AND YOU GET A CAR! The house band begins to play a raucous samba rhythm, as Santa Cris gyrates on stage, the elves removing the costume ritualistically. CRISTIANO (cackling, as more models appear on stage to dance): LOOK UNDER YOUR SEATS! EVERYONE GETS AN EYEBROW LIFT AND TUSHY TUCK!!! EVERYONE!!! The music continues as audience members fall to the floor, overcome with emotion and love for their Santa Cris. He walks among them, offering blessings, kisses and a gentle caress that promises...more, later. The music eventually quiets to a smooth-jazz, accordion rendition of Never Gonna Give You Up. CRISTIANO (voice-over): For years, my life has focused on the fame, my Glory. The Football. And ridiculing those who deign to think they were my equal, on the pitch, the dance floor or in the bedroom. No longer. From today forward, I vow to live a life honouring the glory of I, the One who embodies the love of that Baby Jesus in my heart, the One who's loins give pleasure and honor to the world. Join me, Cristiano, at my Spiritual Retreat on Majorca, to learn His teachings, His pure love. From Me, Cristiano. Your hero on the pitch, your Spiritual Guide in this life and beyond. You can also learn and learn the Gospel of San Cristiano, in my podcast, My Sermon on the Mount, Cristiano Speaks. FADE OUT Edited May 11, 2017 by ManUtd1 Typos. Typos everywhere. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rikulec Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 Insanity. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kidthekid Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 (edited) Edited May 11, 2017 by kidthekid Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManUtd1 Posted May 11, 2017 Author Share Posted May 11, 2017 1 hour ago, Rikulec said: Insanity. 1 hour ago, kidthekid said: To be fair, Cristiano starting a cult and owning a large oil painting of himself as the baby Jesus are probably the most realistic/likely things to happen in here... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoxToBox Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 12 minutes ago, ManUtd1 said: To be fair, Cristiano starting a cult and owning a large oil painting of himself as the baby Jesus are probably the most realistic/likely things to happen in here... I'd be more inclined to believe the painting would be the adult Jesus on the cross, the most ripped and oiled Jesus ever, with such an exaggerated package it's more like a shipping container. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManUtd1 Posted May 11, 2017 Author Share Posted May 11, 2017 9 minutes ago, BoxToBox said: I'd be more inclined to believe the painting would be the adult Jesus on the cross, the most ripped and oiled Jesus ever, with such an exaggerated package it's more like a shipping container. He keeps that one fastened to the ceiling above his bed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoxToBox Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 Just now, ManUtd1 said: He keeps that one fastened to the ceiling above his bed. Maybe every bed in his mansion(s). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManUtd1 Posted May 11, 2017 Author Share Posted May 11, 2017 2 minutes ago, BoxToBox said: Maybe every bed in his mansion(s). You think that's bad, you should see the statues... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fer Fuchs Ake Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 3 hours ago, ManUtd1 said: Sorry Not Sorry...You Done Been Played! Christmas Super-Extravaganza! Rush Transcript; Season 21, Episode 43. FADE IN Feeder's "Feeling A Moment" plays over a video montage -- Cristiano Ronaldo scoring for Manchester United, Real Madrid and Portugal, his trademark celebratory jump/spin/flex, sliding on his knees across the turf at the Bernabeu, gesticulating wildly on the sidelines at the Euro 2016 Final. Frolicking with an endless parade of supermodels. Tender moments with his son. Smiling, laughing and clowning about with his mates, as the ravages of time begin to catch up. Less hair, more body oil. Clips from past episodes now play as the chorus kicks in -- the time when Cristiano replaced Joe Hart's hair gel with ketchup, the time when he filled Pepe's Ferrari with custard...or, the classic episode where they slipped Mario Balotelli acid and sent him to a Furry convention on behalf of PETA. The images and music fade, with the cameras now focusing on a familiar face emerging from behind a curtain in a television studio, dressed like Santa with a large bag slung over his back, a recurring character long-dubbed "Santa Cris." The camera pans across the audience, who are on their feet applauding, basking in His reflected glory. Cristiano smiles, waves and shakes hands with those lucky enough to be in the front row. Babies are offered for His blessing, His touch. His love. CRISTIANO: Hello, hello, hello! Thank you and good evening! Welcome to the Christmas Soouuuper Extravaganza edition of Sorry Not Sorry... CROWD (shouting in unison at the top of their lungs): YOU DONE BEEN PLAYED! CRISTIANO: Yes, yes, yes! Hahaha! We are here, my show, yeah? Where 120 nights out of the year we do the most outrageous, craziest pranks you've ever seen! All right here! The crowd claps and cheers, and all begin to dance as Cristiano Jr. spins his latest reggaeton/flamenco fusion single at full volume. The CR7 Dancers take the stage, gyrating hypnotically. CRISTIANO (gesturing for quiet): Tonight, tonight...we have a special show, yes? Tonight is not the night for pranks, bikinis and bikinis...ok, maybe some bikinis! Ok, ok...you want the bikinis?! CROWD (shouting in unison): CRISTIANO! RONALDO! CRISTIANO! RONALDO! CRISTIANO (smiling and nodding emphatically): Hahahahaha, yes!!! Hit it, Junior! The crowd starts to whistle and stamp their feet as the CR7 Dancers emerge to the beat of Cristiano Jr's enthusiastic live cover of Baby Got Back. As the song ends, the cameras focus on Santa Cris, sitting on a gilded throne, scantily-clad, beautiful elves of indeterminate gender surrounding Him, caressing His robe (and each other) in near-rapturous bliss. CRISTIANO (with a twinkle in his eye): Yes, yes, tonight is a special night. It is, in fact, the night we celebrate the baby Jesus, who I always think about, lying in his manger, soft lullabies playing while his agent negotiates an image rights deal in perpetuity, his baby eyes a-glow with the passion for the football, yes? A single tear falls from Santa Cris' eye, as the crowd sways in reverie, a portrait of Cristiano as the Baby Jesus descending behind Him. CRISTIANO: I think...tonight must not be about us, about our triumphs and wealth. It must be about the Baby Jesus and sharing with those less fortunate... The crowd begins to shout agreement, many standing, arms raised in Cristiano's direction, crying tears of joy. Some appear to begin speaking in tongues. CRISTIANO (gesturing again for quiet, a solemn look on His glistening face): That's right...that is the right! YOU GET A CAR! AND YOU GET A CAR! AND YOU GET A CAR! The house band begins to play a raucous samba rhythm, as Santa Cris gyrates on stage, the elves removing the costume ritualistically. CRISTIANO (cackling, as more models appear on stage to dance): LOOK UNDER YOUR SEATS! EVERYONE GETS AN EYEBROW LIFT AND TUSHY TUCK!!! EVERYONE!!! The music continues as audience members fall to the floor, overcome with emotion and love for their Santa Cris. He walks among them, offering blessings, kisses and a gentle caress that promises...more, later. The music eventually quiets to a smooth-jazz, accordion rendition of Never Gonna Give You Up. CRISTIANO (voice-over): For years, my life has focused on the fame, my Glory. The Football. And ridiculing those who deign to think they were my equal, on the pitch, the dance floor or in the bedroom. No longer. From today forward, I vow to live a life honouring the glory of I, the One who embodies the love of that Baby Jesus in my heart, the One who's loins give pleasure and honor to the world. Join me, Cristiano, at my Spiritual Retreat on Majorca, to learn His teachings, His pure love. From Me, Cristiano. Your hero on the pitch, your Spiritual Guide in this life and beyond. You can also learn and learn the Gospel of San Cristiano, in my podcast, My Sermon on the Mount, Cristiano Speaks. FADE OUT Goddamnit, I'm too tired for this mind****ery. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoxToBox Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 1 hour ago, ManUtd1 said: You think that's bad, you should see the statues... Something like that but pours body oil rather than water. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManUtd1 Posted May 11, 2017 Author Share Posted May 11, 2017 1 hour ago, Fer Fuchs Ake said: Goddamnit, I'm too tired for this mind****ery. We'll be hearing more from Santa Cris... 1 hour ago, BoxToBox said: Something like that but pours body oil rather than water. That's disturbingly accurate. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManUtd1 Posted May 12, 2017 Author Share Posted May 12, 2017 (edited) I'm more than a little distraught at this kid choosing Chelsea -- a side who's struggling mightily -- over Club Brugee, a side on the rise and tailor-made for him. And he's at one of my affiliates. Ugh. Killing me. Edited May 12, 2017 by ManUtd1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManUtd1 Posted May 12, 2017 Author Share Posted May 12, 2017 The last "friendly" before we resume our league campaign, against a local amateur side. The 9 away fans were treated like kings by the home support, and found themselves playing a "drink a shot of beer for every shot" game with the Ultras. Normally, that wouldn't be such a challenge... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keano16 Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 3 hours ago, ManUtd1 said: The last "friendly" before we resume our league campaign, against a local amateur side. The 9 away fans were treated like kings by the home support, and found themselves playing a "drink a shot of beer for every shot" game with the Ultras. Normally, that wouldn't be such a challenge... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoxToBox Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 6 hours ago, ManUtd1 said: I'm more than a little distraught at this kid choosing Chelsea -- a side who's struggling mightily -- over Club Brugee, a side on the rise and tailor-made for him. And he's at one of my affiliates. Ugh. Killing me. "It's simple, we kill the batSerb man." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjoe Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 @ManUtd1, your brain must be a really ****ed up place with statues of Cristiano covered in oil, David Moyes running around with eucalyptus-lotion in his pocket chasing Nelson and so much other messed up stuff I can't even... I love it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fer Fuchs Ake Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 17 hours ago, ManUtd1 said: I'm more than a little distraught at this kid choosing Chelsea -- a side who's struggling mightily -- over Club Brugee, a side on the rise and tailor-made for him. And he's at one of my affiliates. Ugh. Killing me. An inconvenience, but... He'll be distraught when Brugge win the Champions League. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManUtd1 Posted May 12, 2017 Author Share Posted May 12, 2017 16 hours ago, Keano16 said: Mumbu does a beautiful rendition of "fat guy in a little coat." 14 hours ago, BoxToBox said: "It's simple, we kill the batSerb man." 7 hours ago, Benjoe said: @ManUtd1, your brain must be a really ****ed up place with statues of Cristiano covered in oil, David Moyes running around with eucalyptus-lotion in his pocket chasing Nelson and so much other messed up stuff I can't even... I love it. What can I say... 3 hours ago, Fer Fuchs Ake said: An inconvenience, but... He'll be distraught when Brugge win the Champions League. That's the kind of thinking we need! You're hired! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManUtd1 Posted May 13, 2017 Author Share Posted May 13, 2017 I'm sorry I called you an inanimate object. Club Brugge KV March 2049 Mini-Update A bit of a rough patch after the holidays. The 2nd XI continues to put in good shifts, and have us through to the Croky Cup final in a few days. They've also done the job in the league, when called upon to alleviate our fixture congestion. The only thing keeping us from running away with the title has been the "Jekyll and Hyde" performances of our 1st XI ... one day, slaying giants. The next? Getting smashed by our cross-town rivals despite controlling every aspect of the match. I know it is just growing pains as we come into our own, exacerbated by our reliance on youth in several areas...and the overall weakness of our starting centerbacks. I can't complain, though, as we're top of the table on goal difference with that lanky Kiwi **** and his Anderlecht nancy-boys. 10 matches to play, for the title. It should be a two-horse race. In Europe, we grabbed a critical away goal at Lyon and managed to find a 91st minute goal at home to send the tie into extra time...absolute domination, and it finally paid off. We've drawn Monaco in the quarterfinals, in a year when any of the remaining sides could plausibly win it all. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fer Fuchs Ake Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 6 hours ago, ManUtd1 said: I'm sorry I called you an inanimate object. Club Brugge KV March 2049 Mini-Update A bit of a rough patch after the holidays. The 2nd XI continues to put in good shifts, and have us through to the Croky Cup final in a few days. They've also done the job in the league, when called upon to alleviate our fixture congestion. The only thing keeping us from running away with the title has been the "Jekyll and Hyde" performances of our 1st XI ... one day, slaying giants. The next? Getting smashed by our cross-town rivals despite controlling every aspect of the match. I know it is just growing pains as we come into our own, exacerbated by our reliance on youth in several areas...and the overall weakness of our starting centerbacks. I can't complain, though, as we're top of the table on goal difference with that lanky Kiwi **** and his Anderlecht nancy-boys. 10 matches to play, for the title. It should be a two-horse race. In Europe, we grabbed a critical away goal at Lyon and managed to find a 91st minute goal at home to send the tie into extra time...absolute domination, and it finally paid off. We've drawn Monaco in the quarterfinals, in a year when any of the remaining sides could plausibly win it all. Nice to see Fiorentina getting back near the top. I know they have an extra game played then the leaders but it's better than what they've been doing for the past few years. Fiorentina, Malmö, Leeds and Frankfurt were my favourite parts of this save. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManUtd1 Posted May 14, 2017 Author Share Posted May 14, 2017 1 hour ago, Fer Fuchs Ake said: Nice to see Fiorentina getting back near the top. I know they have an extra game played then the leaders but it's better than what they've been doing for the past few years. Fiorentina, Malmö, Leeds and Frankfurt were my favourite parts of this save. Agreed re Fiorentina! I feel like Club Brugge has some potential...we'll see how things shape up. (Malmo, Fiorentina and Leeds were absolutely epic. Frankfurt next, then Stade de Reims...if I'm counting.) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManUtd1 Posted May 14, 2017 Author Share Posted May 14, 2017 I'm sorry I called you an inanimate object. Club Brugge KV April 2049 Mini-Update That is a bitter pill to swallow. A very winnable competition, a 1-goal lead after the first leg. And we couldn't make it count at Monaco's new Delio Onnis Arena. It's our fault. No question. Monaco were on 10-men for more than an hour in Bruges, and we couldn't make it count. 1 goal from a penalty, with multiple chances spurned. In the second leg, we just couldn't break through. Frustration is setting in, even if we exceeded expectations by reaching the quarterfinals. The 2nd XI blew the Croky Cup final. We need to seize the Jupiler Pro League title, and begin preparing for next season. The best news thus far? Allaoui is weighing up an offer on a new contract...his current one expires in just over a year, and the vultures are circling, having turning his head earlier this season such that he wouldn't even consider it. The twins have moved to Bruges, with Apples and Emma joining. The happy family, reunited. Linus continues to show immense promise. Gustav has two left feet -- and not in a good way -- but will watch film with me all night, soaking up our analysts' scouting reports and making suggestions of his own. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManUtd1 Posted May 14, 2017 Author Share Posted May 14, 2017 (edited) I eat the Canadian? I don't know what you're talking about. Club Brugge KV 2048/49 Season Review There's little that tastes as sweet, as that first title at a club. No, Ludwig, don't bring her into it. Now...you...****...I lost my train of thought. Emma's return to our daily lives has thrown Ludwig for a bit of a loop. See, despite everything, I think he still loves her. All these years later. After all that we've been through. To say that there's history amongst the four of us would be the understatement of the year. But, where was I? Ahh, yes... Huge strides forward this year, but a season of change is upon us. Decisions to be made. We've got some great young prospects coming in this summer -- an Iranian defender, Naser Sharifi, and a Serbian central midfielder, Ognjen Ilic -- both of whom could be incredible. We've also signed up a Nigerian lad, but he won't join until next year. I'm not sure what other business we'll do, unless some players move on. Speaking of which Ntolla has asked to leave -- homesick, at 32? Grow a pair, lad. Off with you, then. Others are simply getting too old...or aren't good enough. Remko is getting old, so our central midfield may see a complete revamp this summer...I'm hping that Sharifi will grow into one of my starting centerbacks. Time will tell. The season has just wrapped, but time is a wasting. The lads will return in a few short weeks for the next tilt at all comers, continental and domestic. We're getting there. The domestic competition isn't truly there, even with Anderlecht's billionaire owner. We need to progress on the continent. Goals for 2049/50: Win the Jupiler Pro League title. Make a run in the Champions League knockout rounds. Assemble the squad that will win it all. Keep fingers crossed that a national team position will open up, even though I don't need that to happen. I'm having a blast in Belgium. Squad|League Overview|Finances Overview|Income Detail|Expenditures Detail|Transfers Jupiler Pro League Fixtures|JPL Championship Group Fixtures|Champions League Fixtures|Croky Cup Fixtures Champions League Review A relatively solid Champions League season, as Monaco tried to shed the title of "nearly men," reaching the final to face Stade de Reims. Tellues' former charges were clinical, however, destroying Monaco's hopes and dreams. 4-0 in the final, with the match over after a 10-minute span in the 2nd half. RB Leipzig continue to threaten, and I suspect it is only a matter of time before they become eligible (or win it outright). Challenge Overview Edited May 14, 2017 by ManUtd1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManUtd1 Posted May 14, 2017 Author Share Posted May 14, 2017 A quick glance around Europe... Liverpool avoided relegation on the final matchday, Valencia won their 2nd straight La Liga title, Frankfurt are on the verge of a dynasty, Fiorentina have recovered from several off years, Lyon continue to dominate France. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManUtd1 Posted May 14, 2017 Author Share Posted May 14, 2017 Nice. That's the first step in overhauling Spain... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManUtd1 Posted May 14, 2017 Author Share Posted May 14, 2017 This. This is a big deal. I'm very pleased to get that 3 year-extension in, before the big clubs really start swooping for him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kidthekid Posted May 14, 2017 Share Posted May 14, 2017 I don't know if I'm the only one that noticed it but the passing completion percentage of your goalies are much higher than at Frankfurt. At Frankfurt it was in the 20s now it's in the 70s. Any changes to the PIs Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManUtd1 Posted May 14, 2017 Author Share Posted May 14, 2017 (edited) 4 minutes ago, kidthekid said: I don't know if I'm the only one that noticed it but the passing completion percentage of your goalies are much higher than at Frankfurt. At Frankfurt it was in the 20s now it's in the 70s. Any changes to the PIs Two factors: (1) we build out of the back more, generally, in the new system; and (2) the keeper has a specific instruction to distribute to fullbacks. So, there are FAR fewer long balls getting played. Good catch, by the way -- I hadn't noticed the stat yet Edited May 14, 2017 by ManUtd1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManUtd1 Posted May 14, 2017 Author Share Posted May 14, 2017 (edited) I eat the Canadian? I don't know what you're talking about. Club Brugge KV July 2049 Squad Review Better late than never, seeing as how I meant to post this in the summer of 2048... And I've lost this post once, so I'm going to cut out some of the chit-chat. This side is close to seriously challenging for the Champions League. Coming into the summer, our biggest weaknesses were, in my mind: (1) the quality at centerback; (2) the need to replace our two aging central midfielders; and (3) the need for some of our young players to develop (simply a factor of time). Goalkeepers After the retirement of long-term servant and fan favorite Remi Deleu, Berezin is our #1, without even the slightest doubt. Granted, the only doubt before was sentimental...on the pitch, there was no comparison. He's still extremely young, but I'm confident that he can be the mainstay of our defense for years to come. I tied him down to a new contract this summer, to give me the 3-year extension he was so reluctant to sign last summer. Ovidiu Micu is the clear backup, with Kalafat riding the pine as my 3rd choice (in Belgium, you are required to register 3 keepers). Defenders Here, Haak is still my libero. He's been flanked by Bruno and Benito, but I was very much underwhelmed by them in terms of their ability to carry us to a Champions League title. We need more steel in our spine. When Toulouse came in with a modest offer for the 31 year-old Benito, off he went. Nielsen, Simikic and Sharifi are all battling it out for his spot, and for these positions for the long-term. Jonckheere is a homegrown, long-term squad player. At right back, I've got two solid players -- Blanco is the starter, being pushed hard by Salas. Sanchez is my starting left back -- a converted winger, who can knock a cross with the best of them. Michiels is a capable, homegrown backup. Van Roose is my backup libero for now -- a homegrown lad who is a capable enough squad player. Nielsen could perhaps feature here, depending on how Simikic and Sharifi develop... Central Midfielders Ntolla and ter Avest have been my starters since arriving, with Vegas as the dutiful backup. Ntolla came through under Telleus at Saint-Etienne, but he's aging and recently announced that he's homesick, seeking a transfer...an offer has come in from Brest, so he's all but gone. I have had plans to replace him, so he's on his way out. Ter Avest is a brilliant little player, but is also aging...he needs replacement. The big question was whether Vegas was up to replacing one of them or not...I decided not, and shipped him off when Watford came calling. Christiaens is a tidy homegrown player, who I feel might be able to do the business. Ilic is a new signing who will be pushing for a spot in the 1st XI. Susin is a solid future prospect, along with Guerrero (who just signed). Attacking Midfielders Up top, I'm relying on the attacking trident of Stojkovic, Allaoui and Alonso -- all three are quite deadly, with the latter two being sought after by various European giants (more Alonso than Allaoui, which boggles the mind). Stojkovic is at a prime age for selling, so I'll likely move him on if I get a decent enough offer. The backups here are quite solid -- Djalo, Frijters and Van Goethem typically are on the bench (due to homegrown requirements), with Balde and Kayembe solid prospects that need to develop. All told, I'm very happy with the front 3, especially if I can keep Allaoui and Alonso for another 2-3 years. Edited May 14, 2017 by ManUtd1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManUtd1 Posted May 14, 2017 Author Share Posted May 14, 2017 Ugh. The Mexico position has opened up after they lost to the US in the Gold Cup final...but, they're truly awful at the moment, with no promising young players that I can find. I'm torn. They're struggling to qualify in a year when the US isn't involved, since they're the 2050 hosts. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjoe Posted May 14, 2017 Share Posted May 14, 2017 That trio is deadly in front! And Baldé looks great for the future, only 17 with those stats! Tricky one with Mexico, but I feel it is something Hakan would do. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoxToBox Posted May 14, 2017 Share Posted May 14, 2017 The hell is going on in El Salvador? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManUtd1 Posted May 14, 2017 Author Share Posted May 14, 2017 20 minutes ago, Benjoe said: That trio is deadly in front! And Baldé looks great for the future, only 17 with those stats! Tricky one with Mexico, but I feel it is something Hakan would do. Yeah, I feel very good about the state of things in Brugge. Hakan is basically the anti-Colin Farrell in that regard (and others...). Mexico is a serious conundrum at the moment. Activating their league (effective early June 2050) would result in an influx of players. We'd be targeting the 2054 World Cup, at the earliest. Brugge wouldn't be a bad place to base my operations, either... 11 minutes ago, BoxToBox said: The hell is going on in El Salvador? No kidding. They're running strong, albeit in a year when Mexico isn't very good and the US isn't involved in qualifying. Here are their two top players: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoxToBox Posted May 14, 2017 Share Posted May 14, 2017 4 minutes ago, ManUtd1 said: Yeah, I feel very good about the state of things in Brugge. Hakan is basically the anti-Colin Farrell in that regard (and others...). Mexico is a serious conundrum at the moment. Activating their league (effective early June 2050) would result in an influx of players. We'd be targeting the 2054 World Cup, at the earliest. Brugge wouldn't be a bad place to base my operations, either... No kidding. They're running strong, albeit in a year when Mexico isn't very good and the US isn't involved in qualifying. Here are their two top players: Solid enough pair! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManUtd1 Posted May 14, 2017 Author Share Posted May 14, 2017 13 minutes ago, BoxToBox said: Solid enough pair! Very solid, especially in CONCACAF. I've put in for the Mexico job, but am still 50/50 on whether I'd accept it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fer Fuchs Ake Posted May 14, 2017 Share Posted May 14, 2017 Berezina looks in 2049 what Donnaruma looks like at the start of the game, if not better. Also, I see Fiorentina won the league on goal difference. Tight finish. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManUtd1 Posted May 14, 2017 Author Share Posted May 14, 2017 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Fer Fuchs Ake said: Berezina looks in 2049 what Donnaruma looks like at the start of the game, if not better. Also, I see Fiorentina won the league on goal difference. Tight finish. He's going to be a beast...very pleased with him and his new contract! You're right -- it was a very tight finish in Italy. I'm just happy that they pulled it out, after a long period in the wilderness. Re Mexico, the fact that I'm not excited about it is a warning. Rejected the offer, and staying focused on Brugge. If it were Colombia or Turkey, there would be no hesitation. That speaks volumes. Edited May 14, 2017 by ManUtd1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManUtd1 Posted May 14, 2017 Author Share Posted May 14, 2017 Very interesting CL draw -- love that Athletic is in it! Bayern barely squeaked into the Group Stage, and I see them as a weak 2nd seed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rikulec Posted May 14, 2017 Share Posted May 14, 2017 I hope you and Athletic get through. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManUtd1 Posted May 14, 2017 Author Share Posted May 14, 2017 Just now, Rikulec said: I hope you and Athletic get through. I just want Athletic to become eligible Extremely unlikely, I know... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManUtd1 Posted May 14, 2017 Author Share Posted May 14, 2017 Love this Indian kid who came through at Genk...shame that he's at a rival, as he'd be a fortune to bring over. He would be a fantastic shadow striker, though...I may try to unsettle him -- gain a player, weaken an opponent. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoxToBox Posted May 14, 2017 Share Posted May 14, 2017 He's already unhappy, worth a crack. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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