Benjoe Posted July 21, 2018 Author Share Posted July 21, 2018 Just now, ManUtd1 said: Funny, reminds me of how I got Sneijder in my eye. Same dance, same body type, same... nevermind. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjoe Posted July 21, 2018 Author Share Posted July 21, 2018 3 minutes ago, BoxToBox said: I'm not sure that sounds how you were planning it to sound. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjoe Posted July 21, 2018 Author Share Posted July 21, 2018 Sales, injuries and d*cks deciding to change teams this summer means our 1st squad is looking a bit empty, and the window just closed. So... this is really, really great. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjoe Posted July 22, 2018 Author Share Posted July 22, 2018 Massive comeback! The league is absurdly close once again, but Bayern is quite some distance off the top 2. Moncbgheegbgbladch and Hoffenheim battling it out. Huh. Who'd have seen that coming. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManUtd1 Posted July 22, 2018 Share Posted July 22, 2018 Always makes me happy to see Monkeegooderbach doing well, and even more so to see FC Hollywood struggling. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoxToBox Posted July 22, 2018 Share Posted July 22, 2018 6 minutes ago, ManUtd1 said: Always makes me happy to see Monkeegooderbach doing well, and even more so to see FC Hollywood struggling. Could so with Stuttgart and Darmstadt out of trouble, and the Frauds in the top battle, but it's a fine table otherwise. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjoe Posted July 22, 2018 Author Share Posted July 22, 2018 9 minutes ago, ManUtd1 said: Always makes me happy to see Monkeegooderbach doing well, and even more so to see FC Hollywood struggling. Check and check. 2 minutes ago, BoxToBox said: Could so with Stuttgart and Darmstadt out of trouble, and the Frauds in the top battle, but it's a fine table otherwise. Aye. I think Stuttgart is my favorite team in Germany without really having delved too far into the league since Özil, van der Vaart and such ran the league. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjoe Posted July 22, 2018 Author Share Posted July 22, 2018 Youth Intake anno 2018 Hmm.. Well, okay then. I'm just gonna show two of them, as they're the only to catch my interest to start with. All the rest might get somewhere interesting at some point, but for now, meh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoxToBox Posted July 22, 2018 Share Posted July 22, 2018 Kaunda will be useful. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjoe Posted July 22, 2018 Author Share Posted July 22, 2018 This is the best combination of player name and head. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjoe Posted July 22, 2018 Author Share Posted July 22, 2018 Freddie Ljunberg anyone? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjoe Posted July 22, 2018 Author Share Posted July 22, 2018 This is what happens when you show the players you mean business and throws Sneijder away. My CMs (Fabinho) and my Raumdeuter (Kai Havertz) ripping Nürnberg to pieces. Just need a keeper who uses his hands now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dllu Posted July 22, 2018 Share Posted July 22, 2018 52 minutes ago, Benjoe said: This is the best combination of player name and head. Poor kid, bald at 14! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjoe Posted July 22, 2018 Author Share Posted July 22, 2018 2 minutes ago, dllu said: Poor kid, bald at 14! "Kid". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjoe Posted July 22, 2018 Author Share Posted July 22, 2018 On 15/07/2018 at 19:09, Benjoe said: Constant Sorrow, however, is the real gem. A German born Ivorian talent. And he looks so good. I love him. Not sure if he is deemed to be a weapon at Raumdeuter, Shadow Striker, an atypical Enganche or if he should come from deep as the CMa I talked about before. But a first teamer he will become no doubt. He is very well rounded and can take his career many directions. 18 hours ago, Benjoe said: Sorry to go off-topic, but Constant Soro is making rapid improvements! Especially following tutoring with the Legend Sneijder! Taking a lot of the traits of Sneijder too! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Benjoe Posted July 22, 2018 Author Share Posted July 22, 2018 Yes yes yes. EDIT: Even more yes Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjoe Posted July 22, 2018 Author Share Posted July 22, 2018 Heidenheim got smacked in the Semi of the cup! I feel sort of bad. They came so far despite being a 2. Bundesliga club, but they were just not nearly strong enough. Mukhtar started us with a beautiful free kick goal, and then Arnold finished them. Monchenglbnnabfdjch waiting in the final! They knocked Bayern out in the semi. This will be a massive game for both clubs I feel. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoxToBox Posted July 22, 2018 Share Posted July 22, 2018 That'd hurt anyone in the semi. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjoe Posted July 22, 2018 Author Share Posted July 22, 2018 The Good, The bad, And the Please Don't Do This To Me Firstly we have all the good stuff! Yeah baby! We haven't lost a match since December! And we just beat Bayern at Fraud Dome as well! Still, not enough to keep them from taking the title... These frauds are on a different level. We want a top 6 position or else we miss out on European football - or will we considering the Cup final is against Monchenfhdfngg? Bah, we don't care about going through on a cup game, we want it done by the league this season. We have Hoffenheim in the last, and will be fighting to the teeth to get a win. We've been creative with the squad. Lots of rotational players have been getting regular time considering sales and injuries. I'm thoroughly proud of this bunch. More on all this when the season is over though. The bad Fabinho is gone. He wanted to go, and he had an RC on 34.5M to CL-clubs. PSG came knocking, and I decided to give them a counter offer and it ended up with 500k less but with 25% on next sale. Good tradeoff! But he'll be sorely missed. No clue who'll replace him, but this season has shown, that we can replace from within or go for untraditional picks and still grind out great results so hopefully we'll manage. And then we he have the "please dont do this to me" Tobias here is a top class prospect already. I wanted to give him the chance of 1st team football this season, but German age-restrictions denied the chance. Now he is wanted by Bayern and Man C, and I of course want to sign him onto something a bit longer. This. Is. ****. "DEEMED SURPLUS TO REQUIREMENT?!?"?!?!?!?" You ****ing moron. If you decide to feck off to Bayern or Man C to be surplus to requirement there instead because you couldn't wait until being allowed to play us, then I will burn your house down. Aaaaaand now I'll liveupdate with the game against Hoffenheim! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjoe Posted July 22, 2018 Author Share Posted July 22, 2018 Hoffenheim vs Fraudenhal - 12/5/2018, 15:30 The 4-3-3-0 From Fraudzenegger that we know and love, and the 3-2-2-1-2 from Hoffenheim that we hate! YUCK. Kramaric gets the game underway as Fraudzenegger is equipping his black hoodie. He's ready for the riot that will come after the game if they win the match. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjoe Posted July 22, 2018 Author Share Posted July 22, 2018 15 minutes played Hoffenheim has been dominating both on possesion and shots. A simple throw in taken on Fraudenhal's right side. Defending throw ins has been a huge problem for them all season. Fürstner gets the ball into the box after a combination with Ochs. He passes it to Uchs who first times the ball towards goal. Rajkovic is jumping after it - looking like an easy save. But what's that! The ball hits Grujic and flies past Rajkovic left chanceless in goal! 1-0 Hoffenheim... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoxToBox Posted July 22, 2018 Share Posted July 22, 2018 6 minutes ago, Benjoe said: and the 3-2-2-1-2 from Hoffenheim that we hate! YUCK. One of my fave formations. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoxToBox Posted July 22, 2018 Share Posted July 22, 2018 1 minute ago, Benjoe said: 15 minutes played Hoffenheim has been dominating both on possesion and shots. A simple throw in taken on Fraudenhal's right side. Defending throw ins has been a huge problem for them all season. Fürstner gets the ball into the box after a combination with Ochs. He passes it to Uchs who first times the ball towards goal. Rajkovic is jumping after it - looking like an easy save. But what's that! The ball hits Grujic and flies past Rajkovic left chanceless in goal! 1-0 Hoffenheim... Geebus... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjoe Posted July 22, 2018 Author Share Posted July 22, 2018 35 minutes played. The game hasn't changed one bit. Hoffenheim is still in the driver seat. Following yet another throw in Hoffenheim players are camping outside Fraudenhal'ls box. Uth with the ball again. That's never good... And this time won't be either as he finds Biteco taking a cutting run behind the defensive line - which is a imaginary line by the way. And he puts it behind Rajkovic with ease. 2-0 Hoffenheim.. Meanwhile on the sideline, Kurt Günter Fraudzenegger is getting ready to fight. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjoe Posted July 22, 2018 Author Share Posted July 22, 2018 Halftime! A much needed one... Not a good match from the frauds so far. Pathetic even. This is the same side that won against Bayern a week ago. Now they can't even get a single shot off. They're even losing on yellow cards ffs! At least RB Leipzig seems to be putting out an even bigger bottle job. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjoe Posted July 22, 2018 Author Share Posted July 22, 2018 Second half, 69 minutes played. The frauds are doing much better now. But it's not really good. But a couple of decent half chances for the frauds who are still looking impotent. And it gets worse. Of course it does. No words. Just watch.... Whatever-0. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjoe Posted July 22, 2018 Author Share Posted July 22, 2018 What a dull ****ing game Whatever. We got 6th. Yay... I knew showcasing our impressive streak would end it. Seems to always be the case. The jinx is real. Bleh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
oriole01 Posted July 22, 2018 Share Posted July 22, 2018 6 hours ago, Benjoe said: This is the best combination of player name and head. Bald, with the name Hans... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjoe Posted July 22, 2018 Author Share Posted July 22, 2018 1 minute ago, oriole01 said: Bald, with the name Hans... I'm watching you! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dllu Posted July 22, 2018 Share Posted July 22, 2018 4 minutes ago, Benjoe said: Whatever. We got 6th. Yay... I knew showcasing our impressive streak would end it. Seems to always be the case. The jinx is real. Bleh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoxToBox Posted July 22, 2018 Share Posted July 22, 2018 Later on with Rajkovic at training. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjoe Posted July 22, 2018 Author Share Posted July 22, 2018 9 minutes ago, dllu said: This is perfect. 1 minute ago, BoxToBox said: Later on with Rajkovic at training. This is how we've been training him from day 1. Look back in the chat it's been like this all the way still.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjoe Posted July 22, 2018 Author Share Posted July 22, 2018 I've put up a poll on whether I should live update the Cup final or not. A vote for yes is a vote for "I HATE YOU BEN", and a vote for no is a vote for humanism. Make your choice! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjoe Posted July 22, 2018 Author Share Posted July 22, 2018 The votes so far! Massive interest in this so far. And you all want me to burn. Thanks. It's open a while longer though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjoe Posted July 22, 2018 Author Share Posted July 22, 2018 Munshjensasquatch vs Fraudenhal DFB-Pokal Final 2018 Will this be the time the forward storming manager, Kurt Günter Fraudenegger gets his first medal? Well, yes. It's the final. Either silver or gold, right... Ah, sure. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Benjoe Posted July 22, 2018 Author Share Posted July 22, 2018 2 minutes played. Rajkovic catches a ball. Hooooraaaaay! Hey, maybe this won't be so bad. A little while later. Kramer breaks Fraudenhal's attacking move, and passes it to Stindl. Then Strobl, then Hermann. Aaaaaaaaaand he places in the far corner! ****! 1-0 to, those guys. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dllu Posted July 22, 2018 Share Posted July 22, 2018 14 minutes ago, Benjoe said: And you all want me to burn. Thanks. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjoe Posted July 22, 2018 Author Share Posted July 22, 2018 12 minutes played. Kramer takes possesion from Fabinho and quickly passes it forward. Hermann, to Willian José with a crack! But it's saved! Rajkovic saves it! Oh my lord! Still, 1-0. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjoe Posted July 22, 2018 Author Share Posted July 22, 2018 23 Minutes played A big chance for Fraudenhal. Grujic gets the ball outside the box. He passes it to Vujinovic who combines effortlessly with Mukhtar before having a pop at goal! But it goes right into the hands of Sommer in the goal! Still, 1-0. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjoe Posted July 22, 2018 Author Share Posted July 22, 2018 Half time NOT good enough! *whip*! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjoe Posted July 22, 2018 Author Share Posted July 22, 2018 61 Minutes played. Kai Havetz is injured and taken off. In comes Dolberg. Will he become the savior? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjoe Posted July 22, 2018 Author Share Posted July 22, 2018 64 Minutes played. Just watch. 1-0. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjoe Posted July 22, 2018 Author Share Posted July 22, 2018 70 Minutes played. Another big chance after some good combinations! We're getting there!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoxToBox Posted July 22, 2018 Share Posted July 22, 2018 Matter of time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjoe Posted July 22, 2018 Author Share Posted July 22, 2018 Full time! Did the frauds manage to squeeze one in? Did they do what frauds do, and cheat their way into the history books by stealing a win? No. Nothing more happened. The rest of the game they just closed us out. We couldn't breakthrough and every time they attacked they ended up with taking a long shot eliminating our chance for a quick counter which is our bread-and-butter move. We end up losing the last two of the season after not losing for half of a season. Talk about that f***ucking jinx... Never again. Kids, say no to live updates. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoxToBox Posted July 22, 2018 Share Posted July 22, 2018 Damn shame. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kidthekid Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 tough final two games but good season for sure Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjoe Posted July 28, 2018 Author Share Posted July 28, 2018 End of Season 17/18 Oh my. We came so close to doing so great. But all in all that was a great season as a whole. Was it not for a couple of jinxes at the end we could've won a trophy and gottein into CHL. But nah. The fans loved Fabinho more than Vuji, which is completely understandable. Love the fraud who wanted out, got thrown to the rats, got back because we were desperate, played terrific and then demanded to be sold straight after the season, rather than the 19 year old striker who shot us so close to glory through an impressive season all together. Eh, whatever lads. Your German anyway. At least the Bundesliga people and the players recognized him as being more important than Fabinho. No clue how he didn't get the Newcomer award. But Kai Havertz did, so it's all good. Next season will give us Europa League to deal with to, and I can already reveal that a couple of big names will leave us, and in will come a lot of young talent. I'm already far, far ahead, so I already know how most things will go. I'll give a quick recap on the season's tranfer business and how the season's been going down shortly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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