soccerfan415 Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 As I walk through the dark, dirty streets of where I live, I look up into the sky and scream out, to the Lord. "Why?" A question, we as humans, have all asked the greater being at some point in our lives. If we do not believe in a higher power, than what is life? Life as we know it, is to worship the lord and purchase thel atest FM But thats when it all changed my friends. Now I wander lonesome, through these very streets, looking for that last slice of bread. The best thing since sliced bread, they told me. How wrong they were... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
soccerfan415 Posted November 7, 2008 Author Share Posted November 7, 2008 Chapter 1, 'A young boys tale...' "Shoot!" my team mates screamed, as I ran towards goal, the ball at my feet... "Go for it lad, its always been yer dream..." the eternal voice echoed in my head in these fork in the road, moments of ultimate failure or glory How was I to know there would be a slippery mud patch on the field at that moemnt? D'oh! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter-evo Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 FM stories thread? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
soccerfan415 Posted November 7, 2008 Author Share Posted November 7, 2008 Chapter 2 "Mom, this game sucks!" Chip shouted as he unwrapped his christmas present.. "But.. but everyone says its the best of its kind" She said, like a nervous gerbil Chip was a young, passionate black boy, the child of a white woman - a keen soccer fan. "But everyone at high school says it sucks!" "Chip, I..." "MOM!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
soccerfan415 Posted November 7, 2008 Author Share Posted November 7, 2008 Chapter 3, 'Failure' "What the **** are you playin at kid" the gaffer screamed at me. It reminded me of my father. "Boss, please, just give me one more chance eh? I know I'm better than that, it was the conditions of the pitch" "No more chances lad..." he said, turning to Johnson, "You good to take his place in the 2nd half" "Yes, sir", Johnson replied. What a brown noser Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter-evo Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 Chapter 4: After buying Fifa Manager and playing for 3 minutes Chip decides to apologise to his Mom "Sorry Mom, you were right, Football Manager is brilliant, all the high school kids play arcade games Im so sorry" "You've seen sense son" she replies as if she expected chip to react like this Chip is never seen by the public again, on the bright side he is in 2098 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
soccerfan415 Posted November 7, 2008 Author Share Posted November 7, 2008 Chapter 5, "Chip's Re-Realisation" "Mom it ****in sucks you bitch! I ****in hate you" "But you said it were quality llad" "**** you, you ****ing bitch, I only said that to make you feel good about yourself.. now suck my dick" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter-evo Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 Chapter 6 Chip got banned from the forums and managed to annoy just about everyone on there Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
soccerfan415 Posted November 7, 2008 Author Share Posted November 7, 2008 Chapter 7, "Don't.." "Roy!", Roy's mother screamed as Roy walked into his bedroom to find her ****ing herdself with a ***** on his own bed "Oh my god.." He said to himself, and looked away embarrased.. "Unless, you want to.. you know" "Mother!" Roy screamed in disgust, crying and running outside.. He ran through the fields of wheat for ever Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
playmaker Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 This has to be the most creative "I posted that the game sucks and you are all idiots, but you closed my thread so now I am going to spam the forum until you ban me or I wet my bed" thread ever. Well done. By the way, I'm really am enjoying the demo. You on the other hand are spending your Friday evening posting stories about a game you don't like. Have a nice weekend. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter-evo Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 Didn't you like my inclusion Playmaker, probably got lost in that XXX rubbish Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
playmaker Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 Didn't you like my inclusion Playmaker Nah, it's just a fake isometric inclusion. You told me it would be a 3D inclusion. That's false advertising. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
adawxawx Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 He ran through the fields of wheat for ever He ran through the fields of wheat for ever He ran through the fields of wheat for ever He ran through the fields of wheat for ever He ran through the fields of wheat for ever Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam.S Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 Chapter 8 Fart = the end Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
backpackant Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 Chapter 9 And the angry forum member thus awoke with a hangover and a rather hollow feeling of regret. Or did he? Maybe he's an oracle or sorts sent to make people with free will agree with him. Or maybe he's just an attention-seeker stamping his feet saying "look at me, look at me". Sadly, we'll probably never know. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
oTRUTHo Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 i quite like this thread... PRAISE BE Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy38 Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 It told me there was too much space between the midfielders and the defenders, I ate it with some fava beans and a nice chianti... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andyprime Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 ok im baffled, what the hell is this about? seriously? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NepentheZ Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 This is the most confusing thread I've ever read on these entire forums. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GillsMan Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 Chapter 7, "Don't..""Roy!", Roy's mother screamed as Roy walked into his bedroom to find her ****ing herdself with a ***** on his own bed "Oh my god.." He said to himself, and looked away embarrased.. "Unless, you want to.. you know" "Mother!" Roy screamed in disgust, crying and running outside.. He ran through the fields of wheat for ever Absolutely no need for that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suttface Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 This is more like it, if every repeat thread offender could be bothered to be this creative every time they moaned about the same old issues, then everyone would be too confused to have a go at them. Very creative. However, you are in essence starting a thread about your dissapointment with the game... A little passe don't you think? And the more 'racy' chapters may land you in hot water... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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