stevethedog Posted April 21, 2004 Share Posted April 21, 2004 And how **** Bobby really was when Hibs should clearly be winning the Prem. WELL WELL WELL i'm in the 1st. Still top just now though Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevethedog Posted April 21, 2004 Share Posted April 21, 2004 Oh and I hate Stephen Craigan and Colin Samuel (despite the fact he scored a hat trick against Hearts which was ) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
fwastler Posted April 21, 2004 Share Posted April 21, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Lo M8! even tho ur a Mac! yer no Scottish small problem that..... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Was hoping to back Deano up from south of the border. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosco Van Nistelrooy Posted April 22, 2004 Author Share Posted April 22, 2004 SEASON 2 BOOKIES RESULTS!!! - £32 OWED (thats just over £100 in kitty now for next meet up!) IAINTKD BETTIG SLIP SEASON 2 - £5 OWED quote: ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Originally posted by John Paul Remington: well done rosco, that takes a fair bit of management, I'll square you up at the meet then, and since the odds are out, i'll have a wee £5 spot on maself to win 3rd thank you very much. Confident as usual and this time i wont be lazy ! roll on season 2. What happens if i'm sacked ? cheers ------------------------------------------------------------------------ If yer sacked you aint gonna win lol and yer bets still on Berwick ok! That's £5 on berwick to win Division 3 @ 4/1 (pays £20) in season 2 TALOOLA BETTING SLIP SEASON 2 - £2 OWED [/b] <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Rosco Van Nistelrooy: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by taloola23uk: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Rosco Van Nistelrooy: Ok Tracy thats £5 pound @ 4/1 for Hamilton to win the 2nd Division in season2 . And £5 on Bod(do u fancy him?) to win 1st @ Evs <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I dont fancy him in a sexual way no, but I do fancy him to beat your hide. But if your feeling left out I'll stick a £2 bet on yourself to win the league cup <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> LOL, ok then £2 quid on Turps for League Cup @ 8/1 to go along with fiver on Bod (evs) and you for 2nd (4's) <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> BOD BETTING SLIP SEASON 2 - £ 1 OWED <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Rosco Van Nistelrooy: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lambie's Lovechild: £2 on The Lizard to win Division 1 (5/2) £2 on Dogs to win Division 2 (Evs) £2 on Sy to win Div 3 (16/1) £2 on Turps to Win the League Challenge Cup (3/1) I do not think any clan member will win the League Cup or Scottish Cup this season. And can i assume that bets become voided if a manager moves from the club his original odds were based on?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> to all those bets and odds Bod, thanks for ur buisness again good luck! You gonna throw the title then if Ally can pip u to the only promotion spot for the sake of £2 quid lol?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> POWLAY BETTING SLIP SEASON 2 - £2 OWED <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Rosco Van Nistelrooy: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Powlay: So im £7 down huh.....£2 on the man boobed turperoonie for the division please<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Oh ok then Powlay thats £2 on me to win div with forfar @ 6/1 Some smart money on the Loons gaffer i see <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ALLY SHAW BETTING SLIP SEASON 2 - £ 4 OWED <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Rosco Van Nistelrooy: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ally_Shaw: £2 on Dogs to win the League Cup. £5 on Bod's chips getting swiped at the next meet. Ally<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>OK Ally that £2 on Dogs for league Cup @ 10/1 No odds on Bods chips <HR></BLOCKQUOTE><BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Rosco Van Nistelrooy: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ally_Shaw: Another £2 on Peterhead to win the third plz Ally<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> OK ALLY thats 2 quid on GHOD to win with Peterhead @ 8/1 <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> GHODS BETTING SLIP SEASON 2 - £ 6 OWED <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Rosco Van Nistelrooy: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by GHOD1: Betfair..I hope theres no dodgies goin on.... Dogs to win league cup £2 Dogs to win 2nd division £2 Bod and Turps for promotion frae div 1 £2 Ghod for 3rd division £2<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> OK £2 on Dogs for League cup @ 10's £2 on Dogs to win 2nd @ Evs £2 on Bod to win 1st @ Evs £2 on Turps to win 1st @ Evs £2 on yourself to win 3rd @ 8/1 u owe the bookies a tenner Ghod ok <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> SY BETTING SLIP SEASON 2 - £ 4 OWED <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Rosco Van Nistelrooy: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sy: Can i have a £1 bet to win each competition im in each bet seperate no acumilators please. Hmmm 1000/1 scots/league cup! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> OK SY!!!! thats £1 on Queens Park to win Scottish Cup 1000/1 £1 on Queens Park winning league Cup @ 1000/1 £1 on Queens Park winning div 3 @ 16/1 & £1 on Queens Park winning Chal Cup @ 50/1 A stonking 4 spot slammed down there from the ferret man <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> GARY TONER BETTING SLIP SEASON 2 - £ 3 OWED <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Rosco Van Nistelrooy: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Gary Toner: £1 Dogs to win league Cup £1 Turps to win 1st divison £1 Bod to win Scottish Cup<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Ok Dogs 9/1 for League Cup £1 quid Turps to win 1st @ 5's £1 bet Bod to win Scottish cup @ 4/1 £ 1 bet <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> CHRIS NICOL BETTING SLIP SEASON 2 - £ 5 OWED <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Rosco Van Nistelrooy: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by stevethedog: Alright big bad Rosco, I shall lay a fiver on the mighty Stranny to romp div 3 at 3/1.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Thup that fiver at 3's on the Stranny <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Due to the fact that the clan and its supporters are so shocking at sniffing out the value! Season 3's betting odds will be the most generous offered yet. Its early days yet in our netgame for the new season as were in preseason, but the market is being assessed, and a comprehensive new list od odds for the forthcoming campaign will be available shortly! The Bookies very rarely get it wrong but with all the movement in managers more thought must be made as all bets are on Clubs , so if the team u fancy has a gypsy gaffer think carefully about spending any wonga! The Clan Bookies is a non profitable fund and all the monies (Over £100 NOW!) will be pumped back into the clan for the next meet up. Thanksto all the guys and lassy, who have supported the fund and thanks for ur continued support and interest. Good luck in Season 3 and happy betting! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosco Van Nistelrooy Posted April 22, 2004 Author Share Posted April 22, 2004 SEASON 3 LATEST BETTING ODDS! ( COME ON WE NEED MORE WINNERS THIS IS GETTING EMBARASSING!!!) TO WIN SPL IN SEASON 3 Partick Thistle (Bod) 10/1 TO WIN DIVISION 1 IN SEASON 3 Forfar (Turps) 3/1 Motherwell (Chris) 5/1 Clyde (Dogs) 6/1 Stenhousemuir (Deano) 12/1 Arbroath (PM7) 18/1 Airdrie (Sav) 25/1 TO WIN DIVISION 2 IN SEASON 3 Raith Rovers (Ally) 5/2 Morton (Iaintkd) 3/1 Gretna (Gaz) 10/1 East Stirling (Tam) 12/1 Brechin (Jeff) 33/1 TO WIN DIVISION 3 IN SEASON 3 Alloa (JIm) 2/1 Stirling (Ghod) 2/1 TO WIN SCOTTISH OR LEAGUE CUP ( Bets on 1 cup only) Forfar (Turps) 5/1 Partick Thistle (BOD) 7/1 Clyde (Dogs) 10/1 Motherwell (Chris) 15/1 Airdrie (Sav) 20/1 Stenny (Deano) 33/1 Arbroath (PM7) 50/1 Raith (Ally) 75/1 Morton ( Iain) 100/1 Gretna (Gaz) 150/1 Shire (Tam) 150/1 Brechin (Jeff) 250/1 Stirling (Ghod) 500/1 Alloa (Jim) 1000/1 TO WIN CHALLENGE CUP Forfar (Turps) 3/1 Motherwell (Chris) 3/1 Clyde (Dogs) 4/1 Airdrie (Sav) 5/1 Stenny (Deano) 7/1 Arbroath (PM7) 10/1 Raith (Ally) 12/1 Morton ( Iain) 14/1 Gretna (Gaz) 18/1 Shire (Tam) 20/1 Brechin (Jeff) 25/1 Stirling (Ghod) 33/1 Alloa (Jim) 50/1 *All bets are on clubs, regardless if gaffers move on. If bets are not thupped then they are void. Plz make all bets at once rather than numerous posts as its easy to record* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosco Van Nistelrooy Posted April 22, 2004 Author Share Posted April 22, 2004 ### GAME UP tonight early 7-30 maybe earlier, if i can get on! Games stopped on budget day on 20th June. Its preseason tonight so well do usual T & T for few days and if its slow, holiday chug till 1st of June for any frees available. If its slow again we'll Hols chug to eve of 1st game (Chal Cup 1st round). So get on early if u wanna do stuff and make sure yer holiday settings and players instructions are set (THAT MEAnS U GHOD!!) Tonight will see JImbo return to the clan after a 6 month absence so welcome back Jimbo. We might start another as SY and Coist have been awol since they got sacked! Cya all tonight and good luck!### Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevethedog Posted April 22, 2004 Share Posted April 22, 2004 Alright Turpie, that me due you a tenner then with another tenner pending? Good call with the cash going into the meetup, very generous of you ya rich cuunt that ya are! This Season - £3 on Shire to win D2 at 12/1. £4 on Forfar to win D1 at 3/1 (unless you know something we don't - Killie coming up soon ) Still on though. £3 on Thistle to win SPL at 10/1 and lump another crazy ass fiver on Well to win the League Cup at 15/1. £15 coming your way at next meet Rosco, lets try and have it near the start of a month so I can actually afford it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary Toner Posted April 22, 2004 Share Posted April 22, 2004 i'm so tempted to put some cash on myself to win the scottish, have a good wee side at Gretna and at 150/1 who knows Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosco Van Nistelrooy Posted April 22, 2004 Author Share Posted April 22, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by stevethedog: Alright Turpie, that me due you a tenner then with another tenner pending? Good call with the cash going into the meetup, very generous of you ya rich cuunt that ya are! This Season - £3 on Shire to win D2 at 12/1. £4 on Forfar to win D1 at 3/1 (unless you know something we don't - Killie coming up soon ) Still on though. £3 on Thistle to win SPL at 10/1 and lump another crazy ass fiver on Well to win the League Cup at 15/1. £15 coming your way at next meet Rosco, lets try and have it near the start of a month so I can actually afford it <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Wow thats some wonga slammed down there m8! £5 on well to win league Cup @ 15/1 £3 on Jags to win SPL @ 10/1 £4 on Forfar to win 1st Div @ 3/1 £3 on Shire to win Div 2 @ 12's Good Luck Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosco Van Nistelrooy Posted April 22, 2004 Author Share Posted April 22, 2004 THE SCOTTISH CLAN SEASON 2 SUMMARY FROM HOST - 2 MOVE OR NOT 2 MOVE THAT IS THE QUESTION!! MOVE v.(cause to) change in place, position, or attitude; change one's residence; provoke an emotion in; take action; put to a meeting for discussion. - n. act of moving or calculated action a MOVER - or Scot Clan speak a GYPO B@STARD! there's also Movement but we wont go into Bod's bowel habits! Well thats another season over accept there was not much change in place - mondays & thursdays 8pm till 12pm. A lot of change in residence ( the duds who have been sacked), emotions provoked as always ( especially when PM threw his rattle after Sneeky Sav tried to pinch his starlets) and yes the Clan are meeting soon for a discussion as well as fitba, bevvy kebabs and a good pagger by the look of things! One things for sure, after 2 season's our netgame is definately moving, with most gaffers heading north, and the odd few duds south, in the wrong direction! Its fair to say that the current patch has accelerated the movement of managers. In 2 season's the CM caravan has been in overdrive around all corners of Scotland. Sure the chance to go to a bigger club is more fun but its not really realistic is it? especially in the short time limit of only 2 seasons! Gone are the days of earning a chance to manage at a higher level. There are many reasons for a manager to jump ship, Ambition, Glory, Better Squad, Money, Boredom but it all adds up to GYPO no matter what dictionary u read. Amazingly some gaffers have moved clubs 4 or 5 times in 2 short seasons with some clan gaffers having more Clubs than Ian Woosnam's Caddie! Things never stand still in our Scottish Netgame, everyone is moving. Strangely tho some gaffers are moving the other way. You know the diddy gaffers, the crappy ones who havny a clue and get found out. In two short years we have had a few casualties which was to be expected due to the competitive and compact nature of the netgame. It comes as no surprise tho, that the usual culprits are culpable and have recieved the P45 (Ally Shaw, Gaz Toner, Sy & Coisty). Cream always rises to the top and the sh¡te always floats to the bottom. The game goes on though and things are always moving..... Of the 16 gaffers thats started the netgame. One has retired (Tracy due to work shifts). Four crappy gaffers have been sacked (Coisty, Sy,Ally & Gaz). And only 3 gaffers remain at the clubs they started with (Turps, Deano & Tam). The rest have either jumped ship, went on to pastures new or are in a perpetual cycle of Gyponess. Its fun tho all this movement even if u end up @ Stirling Albion! The other Clan gaffers are either currently in transition, struggling with their insecurities are looking for that perfect move... So who are the big movers in the netgame? well racing ahead is Clan number one Bod who after 2 years looks set to establish himself in the SPL after securing the 1st Division Championship in season 2. Other big movers are Sav and his Airdrie side who won the League Cup and played in the UEFA Cup in season2. Yours truly is also a mover securing the Scottish Cup and european qualification with Forfar in season 2. And dont forget the Division champion movers like Gaz and his Gretna side who won Division 3. PM7 and his Red Lichties who won the 2nd Division. Other movements in season 2 have included Tam's promotion from the 3rd Division to the 2nd with East Stirling and Sav's promotion to Division 1 with Airdrie. The Scots Clan are moving into season 3 now. Jimbhoy has returend after moving house. And Sy and Coist are awol allegedly moving house also (evicted more like)! Bod will contest the SPL as the solitary human gaffer. Division 1 should be the most exciting league with 6 Clan gaffers ( Turps,Chris,Dogs,Deano,Sav & PM7). Thers only 1 up to the SPL so it will be a very hard challenge for all involved. Division 2 looks a descent proposition as the lagging Clan gaffers desperately try and move up and catch the top teams in the Clan. Turps's Forfar are playing in Europe and there's a small matter of 3 Cup's to play for which is always interesting. The 1st few season's of any longterm project are usually slow and and frustrating but things are moving along quicker now, and most Clan gaffers have a settled side or idea of where their clubs are moving to. Theres plenty of regens emerging now and some gaffers even have some money to spend! Yes Money it does exsist! Some SPL clubs are in reach of the main Clan movers and I guess this is where everyone wants to move too. So good luck to everyone in season 3's journey and no matter what direction your heading! Cya tonight for another season of fun! Turps [This message was edited by Rosco Van Nistelrooy on 22 April 2004 at 17:26.] Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lambie\'s Lovechild Posted April 22, 2004 Share Posted April 22, 2004 Hmmm. After 2 seasons of holding it back , ill finally lay a bet on myself. £5 on Bod @ 10/1 to win the SPL! £3 on Dogs @ 6/1 to win D1 £3 on Gaz @ 10/1 to win D2 (Ally Shaws a Dud!) £5 on Jimbhoy @ 2/1 to win D3 £4 on Bod @ 7/1 to win either Scottish or League Cup Thats a whopping £20 laid down by Honest Bod. Home of the SPL's bargain basement! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosco Van Nistelrooy Posted April 22, 2004 Author Share Posted April 22, 2004 What Cup Bod Scottish or league? or £4 or £2 on each Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lambie\'s Lovechild Posted April 22, 2004 Share Posted April 22, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Rosco Van Nistelrooy: What Cup Bod Scottish or league? or £4 or £2 on each <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I thought that was an either/or. £2 each. Im going to do the Treble anyway Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevethedog Posted April 22, 2004 Share Posted April 22, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Rosco Van Nistelrooy: with some clan gaffers having more Clubs than Ian Woosnam's Caddie!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> All that drivel but I thought this made me chortle. Good effort Turpo Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosco Van Nistelrooy Posted April 22, 2004 Author Share Posted April 22, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lambie's Lovechild: Hmmm. After 2 seasons of holding it back , ill finally lay a bet on myself. £5 on Bod @ 10/1 to win the SPL! £3 on Dogs @ 6/1 to win D1 £3 on Gaz @ 10/1 to win D2 (Ally Shaws a Dud!) £5 on Jimbhoy @ 2/1 to win D3 £4 on Bod @ 7/1 to win either Scottish or League Cup Thats a whopping £20 laid down by Honest Bod. Home of the SPL's bargain basement!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Ok all those bets with £ 2 on each cup Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HD Posted April 22, 2004 Share Posted April 22, 2004 how comes there's not odds on the inevitable relegations you guys will experience? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary Toner Posted April 22, 2004 Share Posted April 22, 2004 Glorious Gretna Claim Title In a very close run title race Gretna came out on top by the space of FOUR goals, that's right another close finish for the 3rd division title this season just like last season when Stirling and Montrose battled it out only to be split by one goal on the final day of the season. Gretna took full advantage as East stirling's players basically bottled it going into the final furlong where as Gretna claimed all 5 wins despite some scary moments against Stranraer and Cowdenbeath. It is a wonderful achievment considering Toner only took over the reigns at Raydale park less than 15 months ago after being dumped by over ambitous Dumbarton, since then many gaffers have found the 'mighty' sons less than desirable while Toner has taken Gretna from strenght to strenght. Results<pre class="ip-ubbcode-code-pre"> Raydale - Gretna 5 - 0 Peterhead Cameron 7,83 Nicholson 36 Traore 62 Williams 90 Stair Park - Stranraer 1 - 2 Gretna Lurinsky 42 Traore 9,31 Central Park - Cowdenbeath 0 - 2 Gretna Cameron 57 Nicholson 73 Raydale - Gretna 4 - 1 Elgin Cameron 47,55 Williams 51 Traore 59 Cosgrove 71 Shielfield Park - Berwick 1 - 3 Gretna Boylan 85 Traore 4 Cameron 53,82 </pre> Fans player of the year Demba Traore A player who has proved to be a valuble assest after being purchased earlier in the season from Cowdenbeath for a fee around the £7k mark, the Swedish hitman has fired his side to glory and fired his way into the hearts of Gretna fans everywhere and his partnership with cult hero Martin Cameron was second to none. For next season well who knows? We are a ambitous club and will be looking to make an impact on the 2nd division what kinda of impact you ask? we'll only time can tell. Gretna FC Division 3 champions Season 2004-2005 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosco Van Nistelrooy Posted April 22, 2004 Author Share Posted April 22, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by HD: how comes there's not odds on the inevitable relegations you guys will experience?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> there all sacked Duds like Coisty and Sy are clubless and currently unemployable Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary Toner Posted April 22, 2004 Share Posted April 22, 2004 £1 - Gretna (Gaz) 150/1 Scottish Cup £1 - Forfar (Turps) 3/1 win division 1 i couldn't resist the bet on myself Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosco Van Nistelrooy Posted April 22, 2004 Author Share Posted April 22, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Gary Toner: £1 - Gretna (Gaz) 150/1 Scottish Cup £1 - Forfar (Turps) 3/1 win division 1 i couldn't resist the bet on myself <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Thats 2 nuggets on the Turpo and gazmeister Good luck! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deano Posted April 22, 2004 Share Posted April 22, 2004 Deano bets : £5 on Dogs to win 1st £5 on Jim to win 3rd Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosco Van Nistelrooy Posted April 22, 2004 Author Share Posted April 22, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Deano: Deano bets : £5 on Dogs to win 1st £5 on Jim to win 3rd<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Ok Carlo that £ 5 on dogs @ 6's & £ 5 on Jim @ 2's Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosco Van Nistelrooy Posted April 22, 2004 Author Share Posted April 22, 2004 CLAN BOOKIES - ALL CHALL. CUP BETS ARE NOW OFF AS COMPETITION IS UNDERWAY! Clan Book Closes on Monday @ 8pm. Now that preseason is over punters have assessed the market. As result Latest odds are as follows TO WIN SPL IN SEASON 3 Partick Thistle (Bod) 8/1 TO WIN DIVISION 1 IN SEASON 3 Forfar (Turps) 3/1 Motherwell (Chris) 9/2 Clyde (Dogs) 5/1 Stenhousemuir (Deano) 18/1 Arbroath (PM7) 25/1 Airdrie (Sav) 33/1 TO WIN DIVISION 2 IN SEASON 3 Raith Rovers (Ally) 3/1 Morton (Iaintkd) 3/1 Gretna (Gaz) 10/1 East Stirling (Tam) 12/1 Brechin (Jeff) 50/1 TO WIN DIVISION 3 IN SEASON 3 Alloa (JIm) 2/1 Stirling (Ghod) 2/1 TO WIN SCOTTISH OR LEAGUE CUP ( Bets on 1 cup only not both) Forfar (Turps) 5/1 Partick Thistle (BOD) 6/1 Clyde (Dogs) 7/1 Motherwell (Chris) 12/1 Airdrie (Sav) 20/1 Stenny (Deano) 33/1 Arbroath (PM7) 50/1 Raith (Ally) 75/1 Morton ( Iain) 100/1 Gretna (Gaz) 150/1 Shire (Tam) 150/1 Brechin (Jeff) 250/1 Stirling (Ghod) 500/1 Alloa (Jim) 1000/1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosco Van Nistelrooy Posted April 23, 2004 Author Share Posted April 23, 2004 Due to the fact we are a few bods Down ( wishfull thining) its a good chance to try out some fresh meat in the Clan Game. Jim has rejoined and filled Tracy's vacant place. Coist and Sy cant play atm and if Jeff does not show on thurs, he is getting retired as his commitment stinks ( He wonders why he was not invited at the start). As a result a cupple of Scots noobs will be joining next week on trial for season 3, to see if they can cut it in the CLan. Andy Jones form the Sunday CLan will be joining us on Monday & Baz Gunn on thurs. They can have any team in Division 3 and will hopefully give Ghod & Jim a good challenge in season 3. If they do well and are reliable and contribute, then their Clan wings will be appointed at the next meet up. Andy is a wee Hun & Baz supports the Sheep. This will address the Taigs Biast in the Clan & I am sure u will all make them feel welcome, as only the Scots Lads know how ! ### Turps Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosco Van Nistelrooy Posted April 23, 2004 Author Share Posted April 23, 2004 LOONS SEASON 3 - READ ALL ABOUT IT! - LET THE UEFA GAMES BEGIN! Another season is upon us and another dawn in this small club's history rises. Forar have drawn Lokomotiivi Tbilisi of Georgia in the qualifying round of the UEFA Cup. Only a handfull of Beetrooteating internationalists are in the way of perhaps drawing a Euro big gun to lowly Station Park. No one expects the Loons to do anything, so everyone at the club is just going to enjoy the experience and try and do their bit for Scotland. It is true that this seasons Division 1 league campaign is the most important, and everything will be done to compete and hopefully clinch the solitary promotion spot to the SPL. Its a tough challenge though, bigger clubs like Motherwell and Clyde are also in contention and have strengthened accordingly. Dont forget Falkirk & St Johnstone are in there as well, and the other 3 human gaffers in the Clan will be Bullish about their prospects also. The club is ready however, and preseason has went well, with the squad looking sharp and ready to start off like they finished last season. A few new 1st team faces have joined to strengthen the 1st team pool, but on the whole Loyal gaffer Turps has stayed loyal to his young winning side, and looks to the youth team for future stars. A few more regens have been hoovered and the reserve side and u19 team is brimming with talent waiting for their chance to impress. With 4 Cups to play for a lot of them will be bled, and see 1st team action. Biggest move in the preseason was the signing of 'model' proffessional and new skipper DC Ian Hughes from Huddersfield. The experienced Welsh stopper will replace young DC David Lowing who was controversially sold to rivals Airdrie for a nominal fee. We wish Lowz, all the best and the experience Hughsie will bring will bolster the defence and hopefully he can settle and adapt to the system and prove a shrewd aquisition in place of the departed Lowing. A club record £275k transfer was payed for Portuguese starlet Bruno Gama. A player Turps new well and has worked with before, hopefully he will be a great signing, in the years to come. The other main signing was Joel Kitamirike the Ugandan Right back signed on a free for Chelsea. 'Billy' as heez know known to his new team mates, will push the aging Lito and everpresent John Barclay for the right wingback position, after he recovers form a terrible pre season injury! Well the 1st competitive game of the season has been played and gaffer Turps was delighted to be paired with old rival Jim Hastie on his return to Scottish Football with new club Alloa, Despite the 2 clubs being of similar size and debatably alloa bigger, Hasties 1st game in charge would on paper be a hard proposition in the 1st round of the Challenge Cup. The Scottish Cup Holders at home wasted no time getting tore into the visitors, but is was Alloa who were the dirtiest injuring 'Billy' Joel's knee ligaments in the 7th minute. Some robust and plucky defending denied the pacy Loons attack on many occastions as Alloa were pummeled with the 20 chances created to Alloas 1 on target. Eventually Forfars superior fitness and pace payed off and the deadlock was broken with 5 goals scored in the last half hour. Alloa's defence simply capitulated and had no answer to the pace and power of the Loons attack. Like their new gaffer Alloa's Anthony Loughran had a total stinker and the habitual greeting started much to the amusement of the Loons management team. It was great to get a good win under our belts ahead of the tricky league and euro campaign. The 5-0 drubbing of Alloa was a great morale booster, and felt like old times........alas, if only we could could 'cheat' and play them every week... now that would be something to read in the forums! Shame we wont be seeing those loosers for a while Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sav112 Posted April 23, 2004 Share Posted April 23, 2004 ***********NEWS****************** Two new signings will be at Airdrie this season, Scott Mclean who has worked under Robertson at Stirling and David Lowing from Forfar. Both players will add that little bit more depth to the squad that has filled up nicely. We are also happy to see a few impressive youngsters coming through the youth system and hopefully they can get some first team experience. Airdrie now just have to concentrate in staying up in this division while tying to fill a few places with a better class of player. If I can upset a few of the better teams in this division I’ll be happy, hopefully we can have a say on who will be going to the spl. I’ll leave the kids for the rest, signing 30 plus kids for the future is all fine and great but I’ll leave the youth development to handle itself. I don’t know some managers have a unhealthy interest in small boys. It will take a full season to evaluate the team I have right now in the first and find any weakness that needs addressed. Pre-season seems to have went well with the highlight of beating hearts 2-1 ****************************************** Always nice to see new faces in the clan, and I hope they get the same amount of fun out it as the rest of us, plus it will make Div3 not so boring this season, I look forward to seeing who they will take charge of. So that’s a BAZ , a GAZ, anyone know a Daz? P.S Congratulations dog’s on your announcement! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotfun Posted April 24, 2004 Share Posted April 24, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Rosco Van Nistelrooy: Jim has rejoined and filled Tracy's vacant place. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> What does this mean exactly? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cesc Fabregas the Phenom Posted April 24, 2004 Share Posted April 24, 2004 THIEVES Gives us Andy back! Good read as always though you mongrels Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotfun Posted April 24, 2004 Share Posted April 24, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Rosco Van Nistelrooy: They can have any team in Division 3 and will hopefully give Ghod & Jim a good challenge in season 3. Turps <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ROLF PMSL No one's gonna stay in the 3rd! bongo boy's wi spring's up their erse, they gonna jump up lge's soon as they can... especially that ghod gadge who is now called Zebedee. None o them have the baws to fight it out in the 3rd and win... Both Gaz and me got job offers in higher lge's but we refused them to stick it out and fight for the title. 'cos we have commitment and confidance we can do what it takes.. Gaz took over a club late and promoted them.. I took the worst club in Britain and promoted them. WE HAVE PROVED OURSELVES We fought hard for what we achieved we earned PROMOTION WE ARE ENTITLED TO HAVE BRAGGING RIGHT'S If I read another post stating how a club appointed a new "boss" due to how "great" they were Im gonna puke...truth is only very few..and I mean VERY few earned the right. If there was a smidgen of decency or honour in these guy's they would all go back to the 3rd and PROVE their worth...but thats never gonna happen. Good luck in the new season Gaz, you deserve to be there, and it wont be much longer till your moving up. I know that for a fact. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotfun Posted April 24, 2004 Share Posted April 24, 2004 P.S. how can some of these bongo boy's have a better "loyalty" stat than me???? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sav112 Posted April 24, 2004 Share Posted April 24, 2004 Well I have swapped clubs but only after fighting it out and winning the third title in the first season, and when I got the offer of the Airdrie job (too good to pass up) it was in the same division and took them to promotion in my second season. Will I jump again, probably not I want to get promoted from every division and if it takes a few seasons with the diamonds I’m cool with that. With everyone working to build up their squads only the usual suspects will be on the move. I think the record for clubs is five is it not, with one manager leaving and then returning to his previous club which I thought was pure class within a season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Paul Remington Posted April 24, 2004 Share Posted April 24, 2004 well Rosco, upbeat and confident as usual here. I'll wager a wee five spot on the Ton to win the 2nd thank you very much Think I'm filling this kitty for the night out maself with my gambling addiction, well at least i'll be there to the death to use it not like the rest of the P*&Fs Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbhoy Posted April 24, 2004 Share Posted April 24, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Scotfun: Both Gaz and me got job offers in higher lge's but we refused them to stick it out and fight for the title. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> That will be Gaz II you're talking about. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotfun Posted April 24, 2004 Share Posted April 24, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by sav112: ***********NEWS****************** I don’t know some managers have a unhealthy interest in small boys. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotfun Posted April 24, 2004 Share Posted April 24, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Jimbhoy: That will be Gaz II you're talking about. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I stand corrected I forgot he was a sacked boy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbhoy Posted April 24, 2004 Share Posted April 24, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Scotfun: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Rosco Van Nistelrooy: They can have any team in Division 3 and will hopefully give Ghod & Jim a good challenge in season 3. Turps <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> _ROLF_ _PMSL_ No one's gonna stay in the 3rd! bongo boy's wi spring's up their erse, they gonna jump up lge's soon as they can... especially that ghod gadge who is now called _Zebedee_. None o them have the baws to fight it out in the 3rd and win... Both Gaz and me got job offers in higher lge's but we refused them to stick it out and fight for the title. 'cos we have commitment and confidance we can do what it takes.. Gaz took over a club late and promoted them.. I took the worst club in Britain and promoted them. _WE HAVE PROVED OURSELVES_ _We fought hard for what we achieved_ we earned _PROMOTION_ _WE ARE ENTITLED TO HAVE BRAGGING RIGHT'S_ If I read another post stating how a club appointed a new "boss" due to how "great" they were Im gonna puke...truth is only very few..and I mean _VERY_ few earned the right. If there was a smidgen of decency or honour in these guy's they would all go back to the 3rd and _PROVE_ their worth...but thats never gonna happen. Good luck in the new season Gaz, you deserve to be there, and it wont be much longer till your moving up. I know that for a fact.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Nice to see some pre-judging going on. Helps me form an opinion of you (>O<) springs to mind. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotfun Posted April 24, 2004 Share Posted April 24, 2004 Can anyone remember who "Sad sack" was..It was on the telly but cant remember where etc? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotfun Posted April 24, 2004 Share Posted April 24, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Jimbhoy: Helps me form an opinion of you (>O<) springs to mind. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> LOL Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosco Van Nistelrooy Posted April 24, 2004 Author Share Posted April 24, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by John Paul Remington: well Rosco, upbeat and confident as usual here. I'll wager a wee five spot on the Ton to win the 2nd thank you very much Think I'm filling this kitty for the night out maself with my gambling addiction, well at least i'll be there to the death to use it not like the rest of the P*&Fs<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Oakay Dokey Iain thats q £5 spot on Ton @ £3's to win the 2nd Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosco Van Nistelrooy Posted April 24, 2004 Author Share Posted April 24, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Scotfun: _P.S._ how can some of these bongo boy's have a better "loyalty" stat than me????<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> You dont like caravans much do u Tam You remind of that east end cockney gangster sitting in the transit in 'Snatch' waiting with the shooter at the 'Pikey' camp. If its any consolation Jimbo looks like a Pikey also with his long hair and leather gladrags Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosco Van Nistelrooy Posted April 24, 2004 Author Share Posted April 24, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Patty the Phenom: THIEVES Gives us Andy back! Good read as always though you mongrels <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Andy said EMA was pish, not oor fault we deliver a quality netgame and have some descent banter! Scotland win again just like 1314 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosco Van Nistelrooy Posted April 24, 2004 Author Share Posted April 24, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Scotfun: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Rosco Van Nistelrooy: Jim has rejoined and filled Tracy's vacant place. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> What does this mean exactly?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> It means he is a Big Girlie, its subtle m8 good spot Not that in any way I am implying Tracy is frigid of course Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbhoy Posted April 24, 2004 Share Posted April 24, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Rosco Van Nistelrooy: If its any consolation Jimbo looks like a Pikey also with his long hair and leather gladrags <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Senility setting in there Fudface I do believe that at the last meeting I had short hair, check yer photo's Tintin. And the only leather was the 28-11 lethering on the 5-a-side pitch. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosco Van Nistelrooy Posted April 24, 2004 Author Share Posted April 24, 2004 Lol Fudface thats a good one. Go read the forums and find some 'cheat' players Jimbo before i form an opinion on u! 5-0 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbhoy Posted April 24, 2004 Share Posted April 24, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Rosco Van Nistelrooy: Lol Fudface thats a good one. Go read the forums and find some 'cheat' players Jimbo before i form an opinion on u! 5-0 <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> This good enough for you. Cheat Player Thread See if you recognise any of these players. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lambie\'s Lovechild Posted April 24, 2004 Share Posted April 24, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Scotfun: Can anyone remember who "Sad sack" was..It was on the telly but cant remember where etc?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Raggy Dolls. I remember if from when i was 12. And when i saw the pics of Ricardo from the clan meet, i was instantly reminded of him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosco Van Nistelrooy Posted April 24, 2004 Author Share Posted April 24, 2004 HAHA u really pay attention to what the wee GQ schoolies think Jimbo? That thread started in march 2 months after we started this netgame! Maybe u should try and sign some of the 'cheat'players after that 5-0 spanking u got on ur big return to Clan action! Your feeble slander and attempt to undermine the Loons exceptional players is hilarious Jimbo! just like ur favourite club in ur manager Profile....rofl. Thot u were big Taig anyway? now yer a sheep fan haha.. says a lot about u that does, only in my humble opinion of course Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbhoy Posted April 24, 2004 Share Posted April 24, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Rosco Van Nistelrooy: HAHA u really pay attention to what the wee GQ schoolies think Jimbo? That thread started in march 2 months after we started this netgame! Maybe u should try and sign some of the 'cheat'players after that 5-0 spanking u got on ur big return to Clan action! Your feeble slander and attempt to undermine the Loons exceptional players is hilarious Jimbo! just like ur favourite club in ur manager Profile....rofl. Thot u were big Taig anyway? now yer a sheep fan haha.. says a lot about u that does, only in my humble opinion of course <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> You'll note PM7 making contributions in the thread. 2hrs in the game I'm hardly likely to offer much opposition to your all conquering Loons - have you won anything so fa? As the OF are out of bounds I chose another club as this may have an effect on job offers. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powlay Posted April 24, 2004 Share Posted April 24, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Rosco Van Nistelrooy: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Patty the Phenom: THIEVES Gives us Andy back! Good read as always though you mongrels <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Andy said EMA was pish, not oor fault we deliver a quality netgame and have some descent banter! Scotland win again just like 1314 <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> sorry did you say decent banter? You must use another room apart from the morge called #cm.scots right? its quieter than highbury that place. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosco Van Nistelrooy Posted April 24, 2004 Author Share Posted April 24, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Jimbhoy: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Rosco Van Nistelrooy: HAHA u really pay attention to what the wee GQ schoolies think Jimbo? That thread started in march 2 months after we started this netgame! Maybe u should try and sign some of the 'cheat'players after that 5-0 spanking u got on ur big return to Clan action! Your feeble slander and attempt to undermine the Loons exceptional players is hilarious Jimbo! just like ur favourite club in ur manager Profile....rofl. Thot u were big Taig anyway? now yer a sheep fan haha.. says a lot about u that does, only in my humble opinion of course <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> You'll note PM7 making contributions in the thread. 2hrs in the game I'm hardly likely to offer much opposition to your all conquering Loons - have you won anything so fa? As the OF are out of bounds I chose another club as this may have an effect on job offers.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Aberdeen are only the biggest club outwith the OF not that they are ever gonna see any glory again. And yes the Loons won Division 2 in season 1 and the Scottish Cup last year, means Feck aw tho. That 5-0 drubbing against Alloa in the last session was the sweatest of them all Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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