FrazT Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 Let's keep on topic please, guys. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
fmonit Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 4 hours ago, FrazT said: Let's keep on topic please, guys. Thanks for removing the comments. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
roykela Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 - Likes to bring controlled ball over the line for a corner kick (GK ppm). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Svenc Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 A couple non-hidden classics that were taken out a few versions back due to legal reasons… (same as any "unprofessional" behavior) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPompey Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 - watches team mate shoot and miss target but still runs into box looking for rebound - chase opposition player with ball with 2-3 team mates leaving opposition attackers un-marked - when finishing stat = >15 miss 99% of one -on-ones - if striker playing AI manager score first one-on-one opportunity when finishing < 10 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
fmonit Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 "clears ball in own net" OwnGoal.mp4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrazT Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 GK- likes to stand rooted to the spot while a deflection from a defender rolls into the goal right next to him Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
eple Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 Enjoys a few 15-hour goal droughts each season Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hovis Dexter Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 Waits until transfer window has closed and immediately announces that he needs to leave for first team football Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Ashley Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 Here are a few I've seen goalkeepers display: Uses Long Throw To Give Possession To Opponent Dwells On Mistakes Falls Down Often Knocks Ball Past Goal Line Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdbayly Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 Applauds own incompetence Likes to switch ball to the car park Refrains from taking instructions Plays a 6.4 whenever possible Tries to misunderstand offside trap Likes to find keeper Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
zlatanera Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 - Likes to receive ball with back to goal in opposition half, dribble backwards until behind own defensive line - slowly - and then be tackled. - Finds sympathy for an injury to be the ultimate insult Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
oblongata21 Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 -Shoots with power at own goal during opposition corners -Clears ball off goal line into woodwork (and back into the goal) -Clears ball into keeper/teammates backside (and scores own goal) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
plcarlos Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 - Refuses to cross when in space - Especially during corner (When ball is cleared and returned to corner taker in 10-15 yards of clear space) - Crosses to far post\head height regardless of settings. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GianniM Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Walks away at throw-in (just while the ball is thrown at him) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas_e Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 13 hours ago, zlatanera said: - Finds sympathy for an injury to be the ultimate insult This made me laugh Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
~adma~ Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Rarely attempts to go for loose ball Shoots directly at players rather than directly at goal Aims to pass ball back towards own goal irrelevant of attacking situation Will stop ball dead and will stand still with it Will turn back on opposition rather than try to go past or pass in an attacking manor Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
fmonit Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 "Doesn't take into account transfer windows when deciding on transfer offer" My player decided to accept an outgoing transfer offer to Germany after the EPL deadline. Which means I only had money for his substitute once he left and my transfer window was closed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
M0n3y Posted April 8, 2019 Share Posted April 8, 2019 Eats red cards for breakfast Prefers to mark teammate instead of the opposition Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piperita Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 'Uses height for low shots' I have a tower of a striker with Jumping Reach 19. I build my system around crosses and other methods to get him to use this aerial superiority. In his first season he scored fifteen times after crosses or corners. All after low passes to the short corner. I have to admit, it made me chuckle. ----------- 'Will never get his deserved respect' Most BBM and some BWM. My workhorses winning balls, securing hyper aggressive fullbacks, giving options at both boxes. Often my most important players on the pitch. Barely get recognises. Ratings stay at essentially the starting value. Reserve players fight for their places because they 'don't deliver'. The media keeps pestering me why I didn't sub them. Big upside: I can keep them longer because virtually no interest from outside. --------------- 'Decides games' My BPD. Four deciding goals, six assist, six critical mistakes. ---------------- 'Can not control passes' Baumann. 9 First touch and average concentration are NOT good for SweepeR Keepers in a very narrow, very patient game from the back. In 75 games against Bayern I had about thrice the chances but his mistakes caused nearly 2 conceded goals per game. ------------------ 'Does not understand his place' My team only had one average winger and plenty of good MC. So I decided to sell him to play a narrow system. Naturally he asked for a meeting where I told him he didn't fit my system. He was livid, telling me I didn't even give him a chance. So I relented and played him as a really aggressive fullback. He was delivering so I decided to keep him. But then he was complaining about his retraining. After that was sorted out, he was angry about my new striker who had winger as secondary position. Even when I assured him they weren't competition, he was not convinced and shortly afterwards demanded a key player contract. By then I had enough and instead of a first teamer in a Champion's League team he was benchwarmer in a mid-class English team before touring Europe on loan. After four years of that he returned for peanuts on a scrap contract. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrlee.1986 Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 Ahh this takes me back 😂 I guess some things haven’t changed much since 2016 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
leovii Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 'bites opposition players occasionally' 'attempts bicycle kicks inside own area' 'does not track back' 'has a smoke at half time' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
yipster1986 Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 One for GK 'Looks the other way when opponent takes a shot' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RPM_01 Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 - Heads the ball out of play when in loads of space Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
phantom9in Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 -NEVER shoot on target(Any Striker I get even if he is a 40 goal a season guy) -ALWAYS get red card for two foot tackle(even when Aggressive and tackle are both below 6) -Never make a good pass(Passing 17+) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnleegriffin Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 Likes to Pass to opposition keeper. likes to shoot when 11 players are in the way likes to tackle the ball to start opposition counter attacks. Aims for cross bar Aims to always get a 6 rating Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjglvz Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 Head Ball Forward Towards No Teammates Instead Of Just Chesting It Down (Gk) Freeze In Terror When Ball In Area Make Highlights Appear (when you're a goal up), Make Highlights Never Appear (when you're a goal down) In Awe Of Messi Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nie jem frytek Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 - Gets Injured After Last Substitution Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Ashley Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 Marks Corner Flag Tightly Avoids Scoring Goals (especially for high-salaried strikers) Hugs Opponent In Penalty Area Looks For Fouls Rather Than Attempting To Mark Opponent Plays Short Simple Penalty Kicks Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wkdsoul Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 Refuses to share set-piece duties. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityAndColour Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 "Relies on other centre half to mark lone striker" Unfortunately all of my central defenders seem to have this one. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hovis Dexter Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 every other month wants a new contract to reflect his ability only to be told there's plenty of time left on his existing contract. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zardoz Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 for MFs - wait with killer ball until forward is offside for Forwards - run early in channel and turn back just when pass is played Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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