maestro74 Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Mine is YOU IDIOT!! (the player that is) .... Then my gf wonders why i talk to myself.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WoollenGreg Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Roberto Carlos - Robbie C Andy Todd - Toddy Emanuel Villa - Tito Anelka - Quick Nick There's more, but I'll leave the rest for you to work out. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Almondo Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 it tends to be you bunch of useless w*****s when they let soft goals in Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhacer Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Mine is YOU IDIOT!! (the player that is) ....Then my gf wonders why i talk to myself.... Definitely a +1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cityull Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Mine are pretty much all donkeys! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimoz Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 I could tell you but I would run the risk of being banned for life from these forums Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goals53 Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 I call Gonzalo Higuain- Gonzzie bit weird bit it works Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Almondo Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 I could tell you but I would run the risk of being banned for life from these forums I think I could guess and you're right it would be a lifetime ban Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimoz Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 I'll give you a hint the most common names start with the letters F, S, C, M lol Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Almondo Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 usually all in the same sentence as well. lol Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimoz Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 yeah usually repeated 2 or 3 times in a sentence Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
roykela Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 I'll give you a hint the most common names start with the letters F, S, C, M lol Same here Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Almondo Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 I think we all take losing a bit personally don't you Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimoz Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 yeah but its all in good fun I think.....I dont really believe that but it sounds nice. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris_lowe19 Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 I am shakhtar and use the following :- Tymo - Tymoschuk Big Chyg - Chygrynskyi Pogs - Pogrebnyak The Rat - Razvan Rat ( Free Kick Legend ) Torbs - Dmitry Torbinsky I know its pretty boring but i have a good bond with my team, obviously if pogrebnyak is missing loads of chances his nickname changes to "Useless W**K" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richardav Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 i say you stupid and say all the words under the sun lol. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
juve_curr Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 "you f***ing idiots!!!!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedro007 Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Usually t**ts, followed by 'reserves for you next week' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrashOverride Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Normally im quite nice nice but after leeds abruptly ended my 17 match unbeaten run I was less than polite and and dont think the swear filter on these forums would like me very much. "I thought that you played extremley badly and looked like a bunch of fools who couldnt hit a barn door out there tonight you fools" Add your own expletieves where appropriate! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry-AVFC Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Usually you F*****g W*****s Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minkaro Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 I've only set one nickname. Kyriakos Papadopoulos is now known as Kyri. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Almondo Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Normally im quite nice nice but after leeds abruptly ended my 17 match unbeaten run I was less than polite and and dont think the swear filter on these forums would like me very much."I thought that you played extremley badly and looked like a bunch of fools who couldnt hit a barn door out there tonight you fools" Add your own expletieves where appropriate! I just did and you're right the filter would not like you a lot of F's and a couple of C's in there as well Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PERCIVA11 Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 I call my striker who never seems to score a header.. 50p head. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neji Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Let's stop with the swearing please. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wee Aja Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 I couldn't possibly write any of them here. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrashOverride Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 It was always going to happen with a thread of this nature unfortunatley. I decdied to hold back from that one though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wez33 Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 i find myself shouting go back to your 3rd world country if they even **** up slightly Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
reflection22 Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Angelo Palombo- Chuck I blame it on wrestling. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHARLIERODD Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Sweet heart or Darling But seriously I don't really set nicknames... except for Cristiano Ronaldo who although is a great player, is a ...... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
R055 Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Maniche - Manny And the rest tubes Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AB-forever Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 My players are usually just idiots. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl_272 Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 'C**t' seems to be a definate favourite. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simply Perfect Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 I used to call Kennedy Bakircioglu "Baki". Now I just don't buy him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnycash85 Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Angelo Palombo- ChuckI blame it on wrestling. Me too! Haha. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbsoluteGenius Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Bojan - Mr Bojangles. If one of my players makes a stupid mistake I usually say 'f*****g idiot!' and then I sub them immediately. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
buzzing_hornet Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Bar the predictable expletive based abuse, the most common thing i find myself saying to the monitor is "you complete clown", usually in a tone of utter despair. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
raffo141 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Adebayor--ADDIE or The Bayor Fabregas- Cesc or Go on u beauty (usually when he pings it in from bout 30 yards) Goalkeeper Carizzo- Any word on you keeping a clean sheet u useless w**k*r i spent 16million on u ya tool Quiton Fortune- Hint of fortune i blame fifa Giovinco-Sebba or Gio Diaby gets Paddy Viera Head Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
glamdring Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 "imbicile", prefixed by an even more unflattering expletive is what I tend to shout at my players as they make yet another mistake! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hilton210916 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Torres - El Nino Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabregas18 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Dider Drogba - Droggizz haha Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
senorcoo Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 I try not to make it personal, but "you a** hole" is usually at the top of the list :-) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesus Seba Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 'C**t' seems to be a definate favourite. "useless c**t" seems to be my expression of choice. I used to call Kennedy Bakircioglu "Baki". Now I just don't buy him. Same here, 250k release clause, those were the days and Neil Lennon on CM2 don't enjoy the game anywhere near that amount these days. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
daemonic Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 "useless c**t" seems to be my expression of choice.Same here, 250k release clause, those were the days and Neil Lennon on CM2 don't enjoy the game anywhere near that amount these days. Ahh those were the days...I remember on one save I bought Lennon and then his regen when he retired Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
stokes_83 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Alex Teixera (Brazilian transfer) = The Big Tex Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightedManager Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Angelo Palombo- ChuckI blame it on wrestling. My god, I thought I was the only person who does that! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rephlex Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 I have a few nicknames for some players on FM; Ronaldihno becomes Ronny D. Sergio Aguero becomes Sergi Guero. Michael Ballack is Micky B. Pablo Aimar becomes Pablo Japs-aimar when he's had a bad game. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
djclipz Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Pogrebnyak - Pommegranate (Don't ask why, just seemed to happen as none of my mates could pronounce his name lol) Razvan Rat - Ratty Bojan - Boj Job Saviola - Sav Adriano - Adge Gavilan - Gabby Nakamura - Nik Nak Park ji Sung - Ping Pong (This has stuck in my mind from going to a man utd game last year, the guy behind me just kept calling him it, at the same time he seemed to love the guy too!! lol) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mimland Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Grow some eyes you dimwit is a phrase I find going through my head a lot, especially when it comes to my defenders. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ftg87 Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Usually things that cannot really be repeated on here without being replaced by a sea of asterisks However, whilst not really a name I call my players, I have got into the habit of shouting "I could have scored that with my arse!" to my strikers when they miss a goal that, quite frankly, I could have scored with my arse Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Almondo Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Usually things that cannot really be repeated on here without being replaced by a sea of asterisksHowever, whilst not really a name I call my players, I have got into the habit of shouting "I could have scored that with my arse!" to my strikers when they miss a goal that, quite frankly, I could have scored with my arse That's like Harry Redknapp saying that his wife could have scored about Bent's miss on Sunday Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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