shevelevee Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 You play Football Manager 2009 too much if… - The list of recently loaded programs contains only of FM 2009, FM Genie Scout, FM 2009 editor, WinRar, "FM2009 v9.2.0 Patch Installer.exe". - You brought National Team of Madagaskar to the golden medals of World Cup three times. - You did this with different tactics. - Being on stadium (in RL) you shout “Mentality – attacking! Closing Down – often!” instead of “Go Liverpool!” - Your neighbours wake up during late night after your shout “Goooooooal!” when there is no football on TV. - You remember statistics of all your players in all matches of last season. - Your colleagues think that FM 2009 is your favourite accounting program. - Your boss thinks so as well! - You know exactly what club will be managed by Freddy Adu when he becomes a manager. - It’s easier for you to create new tactics than write two text lines. - This created tactics becomes very successful and all your fellows start to use it soon. - In the minds you set mental skills for your relatives and friends. For instance, father: Work Rate = 15, Determination = 5. - Ha, mental skills! You can even set preferred moves to all of them! - It regards girls as well. - You always change individual instructions (mentality, creative freedom, closing down) during sex. - Your friend says that he will come later after he came to you with beer and saw you playing FM. - He haven’t visiting you for a week since that time but you forget about him anyway. - Your wife feels hurt if you call some “Aguero” during sleep. - Your 5-year son knows who is Henry Saivet and Georginio Wijnaldum. - Moreover he can even write their names without mistakes. - Your 3-year daughter can do the same! - When you close your eyes, you see small figures of players that are running and scoring goals. - When you open your eyes, you see the same! English version Thanks to http://www.truefootballmanager.com/ for translating)) That article was written by our russian website in 2005 and translated in English and adapted by the TFM this year) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ah Fat Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 Henri Saivet not Henry~~ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeCFC Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 He obviously doesn't play FM too much then. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teezy. Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 - Your 5-year son knows who is Henry Saivet and Georginio Wijnaldum - Moreover he can even write their names without mistakes. You spelt Henri Saivet wrong though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
roblangman Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 Well....his daughter and son definately can't spell it right if he has taught them. Good list and quite humoumous EDIT:DAMN BEATEN Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wee Aja Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 I thought it was quite funny Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
errol Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 When watching a match in Real Life, you reach out for your mouse to move some sliders Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Severus_steaua Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 funny this made me laugh Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
backpackant Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 You dream that you've just employed Sami Hypia as the best youth coach ever, and wake up feeling quite chuffed. Then disappointed when you load up your game and discover it hasn't happened. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KK2003 Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 Jesus, can I have my 5 minutes back please? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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