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About what?

Stranger: hi

You: Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!

Stranger: m/f?

You: Does it matter?

Stranger: yes

You: Okay

You: Well..

You: When it comes down to it..

You: I have to say..

You: Meat trumps fish.

You: Next question?

Stranger: so your a guy?

You: What makes you think that?

You: Are you maybe suggesting that all women smell of fish?

You: or are scaley?

Stranger: your weird.

You: You're gorgeous ;)

Stranger: you cant even see me.

You: Words can paint a thousand pictures.

Stranger: are you gay?

You: I wish. We could really get this party started!

You: Do you like the music of Erasure?

Stranger: why? who said i was a guy or a girl.

You: Who said I was?

You: -wink wink-

Stranger: are you a guy or a girl?

You: Yes

You: are you?

Stranger: so your both?

You: no.

You: I'm a guy or a girl

Stranger: are you a guy?

You: I'll be anything for you baby

Stranger: i want to know if you have a d*ck or a v*g?

You: I have. Not neccessarily my own though.

Stranger: what?

Stranger: do you have a v*g?

You: I may have one for recreational purposes

You: do you?

Stranger: what are you talking about?

You: My v*gina, foo'. You asked about it.

Stranger: i'm confused.

You: Why is you wuztin' mah' time, homey?

Stranger: can you stop? and just tell me the truth

You: You's duzn't know whut youse hangin'. You's duzn't know who ah' am. WORD!

Stranger: knock knock.

You: I's gots'ta be swin'in' waaay down low in mah' pants on dis fine evenin' mah' homey.

:confused::confused:

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I seem to have a love affair with Real Madrid. The ammount of times I have played Real Madrid as Arsenal on any save is unbelievable. And perhaps not surprisingly, they are in my Champions League group:

Arsenal

Real Madrid

HSV

FC Twente

A tough group by my reckoning. Hopefully Madrid will fail so I don't have to play them again in the latter stages.

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Stranger: ffffff. I gotta go now xD

You: Why are you happy about that? :(

You: Leave me here, all alone, with all these very freaky and somewhat horny strangers.

You: Have you no heart? :(

Stranger: Oh, no. I'm just emo, and you're bearing the brunt of my bottled up emotions.

This is getting fun. :D

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Madrid are exceptionally difficult to beat mainly because of the sheer amount of talent in their team. Although now they don't have Robben or Sneijder (thanks to the update) and those two always cause me a lot of trouble, especially Robben. The rest aren't so bad, although van Nisterooy has a habit of scoring goals agaisnt me. I wonder why.

Before that though, I have to be HSV at home. Shouldn't be too hard.

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Madrid are exceptionally difficult to beat mainly because of the sheer amount of talent in their team. Although now they don't have Robben or Sneijder (thanks to the update) and those two always cause me a lot of trouble, especially Robben. The rest aren't so bad, although van Nisterooy has a habit of scoring goals agaisnt me. I wonder why.

Before that though, I have to be HSV at home. Shouldn't be too hard.

Sneijder's left Madrid? Where has he gone and how much for?

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Stockport 1-3 Charlton

A good win for me, away from home. We dominated the match and all the stats. Marcus Tudgay gave us the lead with a good header after 19 minutes. Then John-Joe O'Toole smashed in his first for the club. In the second half Stockport pulled a goal back with Roy O'Donovan socring after 50'. We wrapped up the win though with Lloyd Sam scoring his first goal since returning to the club.

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Just beat HSV 4-1. We actually went 1-0 down after a miserable first half performance, but I sent a rocket up their collective rear ends and we went on to win the match 4-1 :D. An own goal, Edin Dzeko scoring two and Fabregas wrapping it up with a fantastic 25 yard volley that swerved, dipped and nested in the bottom corner.

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