Coulthard's Jaw

haha that is peak Havertz

God that offside was tight wasn't it ****ing toenail

Sensational penalty

OH MY WORD

vs Possible line-ups England: Pickford; Walker, Stones, Guéhi, Trippier; Mainoo, Rice; Saka, Bellingham, Gordon; Kane Suspended: none Misses next match if booked: Foden, Gallagher, Guéhi, Trippier Slovakia: Dúbravka; Pekarík, Vavro, Škriniar, Hancko; Kucka, Lobotka, Duda; Schranz, Boženík, Haraslín Suspended: none Misses next match if booked: Duda, Schranz England are predicted to win this match by the Opta supercomputer, earning victory inside 90 minutes in 65.1% of pre-game simulations. Road to the Last 16 ------- Here we go then, England in a knockout match. England have played in two last 16 games at the Euros, won 1 Across for Steeerliiinnggg ...... And lost 1 Montage Here, have the montage the BBC ran before the Germany game last time out come on england

Possible line-ups Germany: Neuer; Kimmich, Rüdiger, Schlotterbeck, Mittelstädt; Andrich, Kroos; Musiala, Gündoğan, Wirtz; Havertz Suspended: Tah Misses next match if booked: Andrich, Mittelstädt, Rüdiger Denmark: Schmeichel; Andersen, Vestergaard, Christensen; Kristiansen, Nørgaard, Eriksen, Højbjerg, Mæhle; Højlund, Wind Suspended: Hjulmand Misses next match if booked: Nørgaard, Mæhle, Vestergaard, Wind The Opta supercomputer predicts Germany overcoming Denmark, with the hosts winning 58.5% of pre-match simulations. Road to the Last 16 You remember the most famous clash between these two nations from 1992 https://youtu.be/pDe2N9ykR6A?si=IHvJ4NVXJtGQLeX1

Possible line-ups Italy: Donnarumma; Darmian, Mancini, Bastoni; Di Lorenzo, Barella, Jorginho, Cristante, Dimarco; Scamacca, Chiesa Suspended: Calafiori Misses next match if booked: Cristante, Donnarumma, Fagioli, Pellegrini Switzerland: Sommer; Schär, Akanji, Rodríguez; Stergiou, Xhaka, Freuler, Aebischer; Ndoye, Embolo, Vargas Suspended: Widmer Misses next match if booked: Freuler, Ndoye, Rodríguez, Sierro, Xhaka The Opta supercomputer makes Italy slight favourites to win this one, giving them a 39.0% chance of winning, compared to 30.3% for Switzerland. Road to the Last 16

Slovakia?

WHAT A GOAL WHAT A START

What is Lineker on about how is the system flawed teams going through with different points a fundamental part of group stages since forever, no matter how many teams there are

Possible line-ups Georgia: Mamardashvili; Shengelia, Dvali, Kashia, Kverkvelia, Gocholeishvili; Kiteishvili, Kochorashvili, Chakvetadze; Kvaratskhelia, Zivzivadze Misses next match if booked: Gvelesiani, Kashia, Kochorashvili, Kverkvelia, Mekvabishvili Portugal: Diogo Costa; António Silva, Danilo, Gonçalo Inácio; Nélson Semedo, Palhinha, João Neves, Dalot; João Félix, Ronaldo, Francisco Conceição Suspended: Rafael Leão Misses next match if booked: Francisco Conceição, João Palhinha Portugal are unsurprisingly the big favourites, with the Opta supercomputer handing them a 75.8% chance of victory. Mark Pougatch presents, with analysis from Roy Keane, Gary Neville and Ange Postecoglou, and commentary by Possible line-ups Czechia: Staněk; Holeš, Hranáč, Krejčí; Coufal, Souček, Barák, Provod, Douděra; Hložek, Chytil Misses next match if booked: Coufal, Holeš, Jurásek, Provod, Schick, Souček Türkiye: Altay Bayındır; Mert Müldür, Merih Demiral, Kaan Ayhan, Ferdi Kadıoğlu; İsmail Yüksek, Hakan Çalhanoğlu; İrfan Can Kahveci, Arda Güler, Kenan Yıldız; Barış Alper Yılmaz Suspended: Abdülkerim Bardakcı Misses next match if booked: Samet Akaydin, Hakan Çalhanoğlu, Zeki Çelik Mark Pougatch presents, with analysis from Roy Keane, Gary Neville and Ange Postecoglou, and commentary by Joe Speight and Andros Townsend Portugal fine, draw good for Turkey, the other two ruddy need to win