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On 4/2/2017 at 08:39, Halofon said:

Well I have this newgen with pretty high potential, but what interested me more is his hair. It could not even fit into the profile pic. Fellaini 2.0?

I would rather not imagine how much of a hair does he have outside the picture.

Wow 5 foot 3 a good 2 foot of that must be his hair.

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On 2/26/2017 at 13:36, Scrench said:

Poor lad spent 1 minute without being injured.

Quite clearly he forgot to warm up after being given the go ahead.

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On 12/17/2016 at 10:01, Gypsum said:

Not sure this guy is really built to play centre-back.

I dunno his heading is very good get it up to 20 and stick him on Fellaini's shoulders and you will be unstopable lol

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On 12/2/2016 at 22:11, Arkim said:

Felipe does what? I swear no tampering with this one. I think SI need to look at the name database and see who put that one in. Clearly something wrong there.

Hopefully if you haven't signed him his name appears on an agent offer so you will get the news item "Agent Dave offers ****s" 

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10 hours ago, Weston said:

The worst was Juventini actually celebrating Buffon's early retirement... I mean, I get Twitter is diverse, but they don't need to force a negative, neutral, and positive response for EVERYTHING...

It gets old fast especially when you sign a player and fan confidence is 100% but go to the social bit and its the usual "WOO" "NOOO!" and "wait and see" responses. Also kind of stupid that for injuries it has fans openly declaring that the player wasn't even injured when they come back, fair enough from a dead leg or something like that but coming back after months out because of a broken leg you see a fan saying "Bet he wasnt even injured you know what footballers are like" yes some players can be accused of being soft but how many would fake a broken leg and waddle about in a cast for months because they fancied a holiday.

Same as your situation I had a player (a well liked player but not up to Buffon and Juve levels of love) retire early due to injury and despite him being liked by the fans and despite him being our highest goal scorer the previous season you get a fan being up set one saying maybe its for the best just wait and see and another celebrating a career ending injury as if christmas has come early. 

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This guy is only 5ft 10 but with that hair he's easily 6ft6 and how on earth he affords enough hair gel to get such a perfectly flat top that tall on £10 a week is frankly amazing.

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3 hours ago, Weston said:

31 years seems like more than enough time to add two seats to your stadium, no?

I like the part about the cost being too prohibitive the quotes from contractors for 2 seats must have been astronomical.

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On 11/19/2016 at 01:10, rinso said:

This made me chuckle, Marten de Roon....  I'd be amazed if it was possible to get more yellow cards in a season 

Lee Cattermole accepts your challenge... but seriously that has to be a bug 25 yellows in 29 appearances and no reds he must know exactly where to draw the line.