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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Robbo:

Expectations for the new season:

Boston - Improve on last season, maybe push for europe/cl

Rushden - Same

Cardiff/Villa - Survival/mid table

Barnsley - Same as above, maybe push for playoffs

Man City - Challenge for the title

WBA - Win Premiership, FA Cup, League Cup, Charity Shield, Intertoto Cup, UEFA Cup, Super cup, World Club Cup, Serie A, La Liga,Bundesliga, Hungarian 2nd Division, Copa Libertadores, Major League, World Cup, Qualify for Euro 2008, LDV Vans cup, SPL, and many others Also Kris should be making a clean sweep of the Player/manager of the year awards and Kris being elected president of FIFA, discovering a cure for cancer and becoming the first man to break the atom.

Anything less than that should result in a sacking/beheading icon_biggrin.gif

No pressure or anything icon_razz.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

We got more lined up for the season after you know icon_biggrin.gif

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> WBA fans were said to be delighted that Koprivnik had finally bought the premiership trophy <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Moonraker:

Heh icon_biggrin.gificon_biggrin.gificon_biggrin.gif. With the money WBA have to spend Kris'll prolly end up paying for a replica "Jules Rimet" to go in the Cabinet icon_smile.gificon_smile.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Fraid not. It's just been announced that thieves broke into the WBA trophy room. They were seen making away with a blue and white carpet. Ho ho ho. icon_rolleyes.gif

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Birmingham Evening Echo

It was announced today that West Bromwich Albions trophy room and cabinet were broken in to and everything including the Premiership Trophy was taken.

Baggies manager Kris Kripovnic was said to be devastated at the news but was later mollified by the news that a replica "Jules Rimet" World cup was on it's way to the hawthornes to take it's place. Extra security will be put on to make sure that this is not stolen as well. icon_biggrin.gif

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Moonraker:

_Birmingham Evening Echo_

It was announced today that West Bromwich Albions trophy room and cabinet were broken in to and everything including the Premiership Trophy was taken.

Baggies manager Kris Kripovnic was said to be devastated at the news but was later mollified by the news that a replica "Jules Rimet" World cup was on it's way to the hawthornes to take it's place. Extra security will be put on to make sure that this is not stolen as well. icon_biggrin.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I heard someone stole it and melted it icon_biggrin.gif

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Cardiff expectations for life in the premiership:

After a very fruitful season for the team from Wales the question is can they hold their own in the premiership. Last season saw Cardiff finally get into the premiership via the play offs and have a fantastic run in the FA Cup only to be put out by Dave's Rushden.

This season the board's expectations of the team is to battle bravely against relegation. I am hoping that my team can hold their own in the premiership and hopefully achieve a top half finish with possible good runs in both the League Cup and the FA Cup. After receiving my TV money I only have 3.5 million to spend on players due to my clubs crappy stadium needing upgraded to meet premiership regulations. So money is tight I am not going to be delving into the transfer market as I feel i have a good enough team to be able to hold my own in the big boys league.

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Aston Villa - preview of the new season

Well, as I won't be there till late tomorrow, I can only worry at the prospect of what sort of players my assistant will sign. So far in my abscence he has signed 38 year old Northwich Victoria reject Youri Djorkaeff, 35 year old Emmanuel Petit and some unknown 33 year old Swedish dud. With £12mil to spend, I can only imagine what sort of damage he will do.

Anyway, with the already confirmed signings of two promising young forwards - Arsenal's Jeremie Aliardieré and scouse git Neil Mellor of Liverpool - and the unoubted best keeper in the SPL Antii Niemi to replace the retiring Francisco Antonioli, plus 2 wingers joining too, we have the backbone of a good team. However, what we lack is depth and if we get injuries to important players, we may struggle. The main aim for the season is 17th place, and not to do a WBA (or Man Utd icon_smile.gif )in the cup and lose to a team of milkmen. Anything more than that is a successful season.

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Where you off to tomorrow steve? You going up to sheepland to watch the mighty Mark de Vries fire another 10 ten goals tomorro?? icon_biggrin.gif

Yes I fear for your team in your absence as your assistant is intent on buying the france world cup winning squad from the '98 world cup. icon_biggrin.gif Maybe you should have appointed a new one before you left last sunday?

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Nah ,the sheep game is on Sunday. Tomorrow i have to go to my uncle's birthday 'party'. icon_frown.gif

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> Maybe you should have appointed a new one before you left last sunday? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I should have, i know icon_frown.gif

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_WBA Update_

Not much activity on the transfer market this year. After winning the EPL and the league cup for the fourth time, WBA manager Koprivnik said "Im just happy. Even if we didnt want to say it but there was a hell lot of pressure on us. We were so close last year and at one momment it looked like we´re gonna loose it again right at the end this year too. I decided to stick with the team we have for another year, only a right midfielder was needed so we signed Jermaine Pennant. I think he wil fit in quite well."

So for the readers outside, which is the "So much money invested", "All-Starr" "Allmighty" Wba team?

Gk: Paul Robinson

Def: Rio Ferdinand, Taribo West

Def Mid: Seth Johnson, Marc Vivien Foe, Danny Mills

AMC: Joe Cole, David Dunn, Denilson

SC: Allan Smith, Djibrill Cisse

Subs: Saha, Hersi, Pennant, Bramble, Prutton, icon_cool.gificon_biggrin.gif

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by If you dont like me, your sister will !!:

I could have swore it was you who signed Petit, not your assistant icon_wink.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

nah, that was Wiltord icon_smile.gif

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Yet another player from my southampton team in ucmig signs for wba icon_frown.gif

Rushden Expectations

After last seasons success, next season i'll be hoping to push for a cl place, although i'll prolly miss the 2nd half of the season, so i dont see that happening. Also a good run in the UEFA this time would be good, and maybe win another domestic cup again, although dont see that happening since WBA are gona win it all icon_frown.gificon_razz.gif . On the transfer scene, few talented young dc's already signed, so maybe just one or 2 players needed to bring in to strengthen the squad.

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Robbo:

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by If you dont like me, your sister will !!:

I could have swore it was you who signed Petit, not your assistant icon_wink.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

nah, that was Wiltord icon_smile.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Nope Petit! I know couse i had him on my shortlist icon_frown.gificon_biggrin.gif

aye dont have to make the joke, wba have everybody on their shortlist icon_biggrin.gif

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For those Who care, Likely Wolves Team for the new season

<pre class="ip-ubbcode-code-pre"> Niemi

Curtis Woodgate Asher Barry

Castineras Hendrie Mahon

Aliardiere

Angel Mellor

</pre>

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> Likely Wolves Team for the new season <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Or even Aston Villa, whatever they're called icon_rolleyes.gif

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Robbo:

For those Who care, Likely Wolves Team for the new season

<pre class="ip-ubbcode-code-pre"> Niemi

Curtis Woodgate Asher Barry

Castineras Hendrie Mahon

Aliardiere

Angel Mellor

</pre><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Looks like a guaranteed 6 points for us all, especially with that finish twat in goal. Cheers steve icon_smile.gif

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Robbo:

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> Likely Wolves Team for the new season <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Or even Aston Villa, whatever they're called icon_rolleyes.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

See thats what happens if you get the sack so many times icon_biggrin.gificon_biggrin.gificon_biggrin.gif

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kjohnston1511:

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Robbo:

For those Who care, Likely Wolves Team for the new season

<pre class="ip-ubbcode-code-pre"> Niemi

Curtis Woodgate Asher Barry

Castineras Hendrie Mahon

Aliardiere

Angel Mellor

</pre><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Looks like a guaranteed 6 points for us all, especially with that finish twat in goal. Cheers steve icon_smile.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

If youre playing Aliardiere as an AMC and Mellor as a first team regular i could swear you´re going down again icon_biggrin.gif

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kjohnston1511:

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Robbo:

For those Who care, Likely Wolves Team for the new season

<pre class="ip-ubbcode-code-pre"> Niemi

Curtis Woodgate Asher Barry

Castineras Hendrie Mahon

Aliardiere

Angel Mellor

</pre><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Looks like a guaranteed 6 points for us all, especially with that finish twat in goal. Cheers steve icon_smile.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>You're more than welcome. I dont expect to beat any of yous. icon_razz.gif

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by If you dont like me, your sister will !!:

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kjohnston1511:

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Robbo:

For those Who care, Likely Wolves Team for the new season

<pre class="ip-ubbcode-code-pre"> Niemi

Curtis Woodgate Asher Barry

Castineras Hendrie Mahon

Aliardiere

Angel Mellor

</pre><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Looks like a guaranteed 6 points for us all, especially with that finish twat in goal. Cheers steve icon_smile.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

If youre playing Aliardiere as an AMC and Mellor as a first team regular i could swear you´re going down again icon_biggrin.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Thanks for your tips Kristian, I really need advice from a hugely underachieving manager like yourself icon_wink.gificon_rolleyes.gificon_biggrin.gif

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Moonraker:

Tykes Expectations

I'll be happy to consolidate this season. Unless of another job opportunity presents itself icon_biggrin.gificon_biggrin.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

If you're still at Barnsley in a season's time, I'll die of shock. icon_eek.gificon_biggrin.gif

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LOL Paul. I saw what you posted mate. Top class. I have put that boy in his place so many times on here. I am glad someone else has the testicular fortitude to do it as well. Rado is a complete tw@t and the sooner everyone realises this the better. icon_biggrin.gif

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Lets just stick to EFB please guys. A bit more on topic than discuss other members on the board.

Boston Review

Well, hoping to please the board again by surviving and avoiding the drop, just like they want me to do. Well due to a poor defence last season we didnt do as good as we could have,at the other end though it seemed alright as McDowell won the Golden Boot.

Well this season im hoping to land 2 good young defenders to help strengthen that defence. Midfield also needed a little more depth and strength so Ive brought in a couple of players. In Attack ive also added a couple of players including Fallon which will rotate and cover in injuries.

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WBA update

Session went quite sucky. Lost my one of my main players (Foe) to rangers couse of a unprotected contract because i didnt want to give him 50k p/w, so he choose to sign for 18 at rangers. Twat icon_biggrin.gif

Looking for a replacement i just couldnt find anyone, so i choose to sign a 35year old Roy Keane to complete my bad boy squad icon_cool.gif Aye, Roy is the best performer on the squad this year now, with a whooping 8.76 average rating per game..

Aye and on the transfer front WBA just had to strike again bringing in Michael Owen for 30mil pounds icon_rolleyes.gif who btw is at the momment injured icon_frown.gif

Should be fun tomorow..

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Moonraker:

Hope my Barnsley are doing ok. Don't worry steve I'll stick with the theme.

Just a little rush of blood to the head icon_redface.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Mid table in division1 i think paul, but knocked out the LC by the mighty Rushden

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Rushden - Weekend review

Well after last seasons 5th place and fa cup win i had high hopes for the season, and so far its not dissapointed. Season started with a home game to Goldy's boston and ended with a comfortable 5-1 victory to me. Things continued to go well after that with wins over boro and vince's man city, before i lost to steve's assistant at villa icon_frown.gif. Things picked up again after that with some more impressive wins over chelsea, spurs, cardiff and the mighty man u. A 3-2 loss at home to wba soon followed, but wins against Fulham, newcastle and Liverpool put me to the top of the league. In Uefa rushden suffered a dissapointing 3rd round defeat against psv, in lc we were knocked out by cardiff, and in fa knocked out by blackburn. With a couple of games still to go before the end of the session, hopefully i can stay top before i go on holiday next week and let new assisstant Des Walker take charge

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Rushden - Weekend review

Well after last seasons 5th place and fa cup win i had high hopes for the season, and so far its not dissapointed. Season started with a home game to Goldy's boston and ended with a comfortable 5-1 victory to me. Things continued to go well after that with wins over boro and vince's man city, before i lost to steve's assistant at villa icon_frown.gif. Things picked up again after that with some more impressive wins over chelsea, spurs, cardiff and the mighty man u. A 3-2 loss at home to wba soon followed, but wins against Fulham, newcastle and Liverpool put me to the top of the league. In Uefa rushden suffered a dissapointing 3rd round defeat against psv, in lc we were knocked out by cardiff, and in fa knocked out by blackburn. With a couple of games still to go before the end of the session, hopefully i can stay top before i go on holiday next week and let new assisstant Des Walker take charge

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Aston Villa

Well, Villa's first season in the Premiership has exceeded all expectations so far. At the start of the season, the target was to survive. We are now in the middle of January and sitting 5th in the league, and in a position to push for Europe. Some superb results include a 3-2 win over Man City, 4-1 against Chelsea and 2-1 against Leeds. Tonight, we were only defeated twice, sadly both by human teams, Boston beating us 3-1 and Cardiff winning 4-3 in an excellent game. New signings such as Elpídio Silva, Kevin Kyle, Fabio Rochemback, Roy Carroll, Adil Ramzy and Bjorn Reuter have significantly strengthened the side and impressed in their first few games. Hopefully next week we can continue our good form and possibly push for a UEFA cup spot. However, the first 3 games are against WBA, Boston (FA CUp 4th round) and Rushden, so it wont be easy.

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Well I said consolidation was the aim this season and that looks likely to be about the best we can hope for. However i have looked at strengthening the squad

with the aquisition of Postiga,Tevushenko and Ricketts from Boston (Thanks Goldy icon_biggrin.gif) and Bridge from Villa (Thanks Steve R icon_biggrin.gif).So no fireworks this season but building for the future. Not a bad session though.

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Moonraker:

Never mind I'll prove them all wrong , just youwait and see icon_biggrin.gificon_biggrin.gificon_biggrin.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Ok, but it'll be a long wait. icon_wink.gif

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