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thats for sure. I will finish off my current glass of wine and then sneak into bed, it's 1:30am in the morning here mind. If i dont i will no doubt wake her up and get pelted with the usual "i cant believe you are still playing that stupid game" comments.

I think my other half has come to accept the fact that I play FM and spend time on these forums. She also enjoys it when I am playing FM and our cat tries to stop all the players running around on the pitch during a game so she is beginning to encourage me to play not ;).

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About me not knowing about porn? I do apologise for not being a desperate perv :thup:.

What is it with people been perverted :(

thats for sure. I will finish off my current glass of wine and then sneak into bed, it's 1:30am in the morning here mind. If i dont i will no doubt wake her up and get pelted with the usual "i cant believe you are still playing that stupid game" comments.

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I think my other half has come to accept the fact that I play FM and spend time on these forums. She also enjoys it when I am playing FM and our cat tries to stop all the players running around on the pitch during a game so she is beginning to encourage me to play not ;).

I usually just reply with some comment about her watching Corrie/Eastenders. Yes unfortunately you can still get that crap in Australia.

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I usually just reply with some comment about her watching Corrie/Eastenders. Yes unfortunately you can still get that crap in Australia.

Yeah we get that **** that you lot created. Home & Away is it?

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About me not knowing about porn? I do apologise for not being a desperate perv :thup:.
then how would you explain all posts you made about Natalie Sawyer to the missus?

and to be fair if you are going to have sex fantasies you can do a lot better then that

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Don't tar me with that brush i am a Scotsman living in Australia. I'm just here for the beer and the weather, oh yeah and the missus.

If you're a proper Scot aren't you supposed to be scared of the sun incase you burn? :D

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Don't tar me with that brush i am a Scotsman living in Australia. I'm just here for the beer and the weather, oh yeah and the missus.
there's probably better looking woman in australia then in the UK so I would not blame you
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If you're a proper Scot aren't you supposed to be scared of the sun incase you burn? :D

Yep, thats why i spend all my time in the air conditioned coolness of work or more frequently in the pub. You would be surprised at how may pubs do a lunctime happy hour in Brisbane.

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then how would you explain all posts you made about Natalie Sawyer to the missus?

and to be fair if you are going to have sex fantasies you can do a lot better then that

Not on Sky Sports News there isn't. The rest are blonde skanks. Natalie Portman is my proper fancy thing :cool:

Is that still going? :eek:

I have no idea to be honest.

If you're a proper Scot aren't you supposed to be scared of the sun incase you burn? :D

He is, that is why he is in the pub all the time :brock:.

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Yep, thats why i spend all my time in the air conditioned coolness of work or more frequently in the pub. You would be surprised at how may pubs do a lunctime happy hour in Brisbane.

I'd be no good as a proper Scot, whiskey makes me violent :(

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I'd be no good as a proper Scot, whiskey makes me violent :(

Don't worry i hate the stuff as well. It may be down to me trying to down a whole bottle of my dads single malt when i was 12 mind you.

And in response to SRL88s comment on his proper fancy mine would be Drew Barrymore/Sandra Bullock. Not sure why but those lasses have always done it for me.

I look forward to Purefuns fancy thing reveal. Although from what i have seen of his previous posts as long as she has a pulse he will be happy. :D

Edit: I have finished my glass of wine and decided that one more beer can't hurt. this is at 2am mind you. If the missus comes out i am in for a hiding. :(

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I wasn't violent you **** :(:D

Just verbally, its ok!! Those poor women sitting next to us got an ear bashing.

well ofcorse, but I'm talking about the average standard ratio of good and bad looking woman, its clearly lower in the uk then where I live for one

Everyone has different tastes. People think Rihanna or Cheryl Cole are hot for example. I think they are pig ugly dogs!!

And in response to SRL88s comment on his proper fancy mine would be Drew Barrymore/Sandra Bullock. Not sure why but those lasses have always done it for me.

I look forward to Purefuns fancy thing reveal. Although from what i have seen of his previous posts as long as she has a pulse he will be happy. :D

I don't find Drew Barrymore attractive, but Sandra Bullock is definitely do-able.

Purefun would take it off a horse probably.

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well ofcorse, but I'm talking about the average standard ratio of good and bad looking woman, its clearly lower in the uk then where I live for one

How have you seen every single women in the UK?

Plus you're from Falun right? A quick google search threw up these incredibly hot women.....

http://www.loveawake.com/free-online-dating/Sweden/Dalarnes-Len/city-of-Falun.html?gender=female

I think not somehow...

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Just verbally, its ok!! Those poor women sitting next to us got an ear bashing.

Everyone has different tastes. People think Rihanna or Cheryl Cole are hot for example. I think they are pig ugly dogs!!

I don't find Drew Barrymore attractive, but Sandra Bullock is definitely do-able.

Purefun would take it off a horse probably.

Wasn't it you who scared the women? I seem to remember you been behind them more aless and frightening the life out of them...:D

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Wasn't it you who scared the women? I seem to remember you been behind them more aless and frightening the life out of them...:D

Oh god, how wrong that sounds :D. At least we both know why I made those women jump :p.

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How have you seen every single women in the UK?

Plus you're from Falun right? A quick google search threw up these incredibly hot women.....

http://www.loveawake.com/free-online-dating/Sweden/Dalarnes-Len/city-of-Falun.html?gender=female

I think not somehow...

got a feeling I'v seen more of the UK then you have seen of where I live
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Hopefully january will bring in some players to improve the squad and push for promotion. how far off ar Nottingham Forest from the playoffs?

8th in the table and 1 point off the play-offs. For a side that was fighting relegation last season and has a next to brand new squad, we're not doing to bad. However, another reason why SOD went/was sacked was because of consistency. We've not been able to string more than 2 wins together at a time this season or something and the football hasn't been great.

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You shouldn't always assume though as often people are wrong...
I have been to the UK a number of times, London (that place smells like **** btw), birmimingham, nottingham, newcastle, mansfield.....etc

this is not an assumption as such, more based on personal experiance of the whole thing

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Jeez i have only been on here a few hours and caused a fallout with Cleon and Falahk ;D. To be fair to Falahk though i have seen those world cup stunners (SP?) newsfeeds where the English lasses are awful. On the same point though you don't see the Scotts Lasses as well, as you would want to keep your dinner down to be fair.

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I have been to the UK a number of times, London (that place smells like **** btw), birmimingham, nottingham, newcastle, mansfield.....etc

this is not an assumption as such, more based on personal experiance of the whole thing

The assumption part was when you presumed you'd seen more of the UK than I had where you lived :D

A fair few years ago I was really into snowboarding big time. I was actually in Falun in 2004/5 to see a competition :)

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Night all. I have just been busted by the missus at 3am so probably a good time to go to bed. I wish i had stopped at that last glass of wine about 2 hours ago but hey when you are having fun and all that jazz.

Night :)

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That overrated Nick Powell(easy stig, if you see this)

You said he was overrated before he scored that playoff final goal then you changed your mind very quickly - I kept saying he was overrated to dig at you (a lot ;) )

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Just tell her you're having some man chat.

Unfortunately I have used too many and too varied an excuse for that to work anymore, in the context of FM that is. I can only really get away with it when the football is on late on a Sat evening/Sun morning my time which I have said is non negotiable.

Still on the bright side i did tell her that I didn't like sport when I first got together with her. I tell you lads that the lies work. 12 years later I am a thoroughly controlled husband. :D

EDIT: Defintately going to bed now. It also has nothing to do with me running out of booze either or the missus giving me the hook.

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Nope, he's a Scottish Celtic fan. But he's still a Celtic fan :D.

Tha fact that he managed Rangers doesn't bother me. It's the fact that he managed Villa and Brum and pretty much destroyed them. I've seen a few things that he's said on the Forest OS today. So we'll see. One things for certain, if he plays dull football. He'll be gone fairly quickly. It appears that we're going to back him in January though. Apparently Fergie likes him or something so maybe we could see a few fringe players from United join us in this window. That overrated Nick Powell(easy stig, if you see this) would be a nice signing as would Wootton again. Maybe we could raid Brum for Davies and Burke too. Apart from that, keep Hutton, Ayala and Sharp. Flog Derbyshire, Miller, McGoldrick etc etc. There are probably a few more players I'd like but at the moment I can't think of them.

Hahahahahaha, Powell is a future England legend.

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Not atm Cle. Max needs to find his feet at League 1 level whereas Powell would walk into a lot of the teams in this league.

I don't want him to find his feet until next season when we are out of that league (hopefully :( )

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Jeez i have only been on here a few hours and caused a fallout with Cleon and Falahk ;D. To be fair to Falahk though i have seen those world cup stunners (SP?) newsfeeds where the English lasses are awful. On the same point though you don't see the Scotts Lasses as well, as you would want to keep your dinner down to be fair.
no need to worry its more a mather of friendly banter in order to find out more, and by the end of the day it will probably end up with me pledgeing to go to a Sheffield United game at some point or for Cleon to make his way over here for a Leksand game in order to prove each other wrong on the mather :p
The assumption part was when you presumed you'd seen more of the UK than I had where you lived :D

A fair few years ago I was really into snowboarding big time. I was actually in Falun in 2004/5 to see a competition :)

where did you stay and which pub did you go to?
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Been through my thoughts regarding a loan for Nick Powell before; for this season it is best he stays with us and learns in-club. After all, not all learning is done on field. Next term will be the time for a loan, and the after that he'll come back ready to play a much bigger role in the squad.

Look at Evans and Welbeck as two prime examples in recent years.

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no need to worry its more a mather of friendly banter in order to find out more, and by the end of the day it will probably end up with me pledgeing to go to a Sheffield United game at some point or for Cleon to make his way over here for a Leksand game in order to prove each other wrong on the mather :p

where did you stay and which pub did you go to?

It was more like an house, it was called Rum & Frokst or something simliar. I can't remember stuff from yesterday let alone 7 years :D

And don't worry, I'd not make you endure a Sheffield United game, I don't hate you :D

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