egernunge Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 After God told him to move out of his basement and earn his own money, Jesus took a job at McDonald's. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
arsenalthebest Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 After God told him to move out of his basement and earn his own money, Jesus took a job at McDonald's. Would you like chips with that Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jayddwoo Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 Spot the mistake. Lol, actually took me a while. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jayddwoo Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 Something not quite right here, i'd be very surprised if anyone got it though Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
awulfclark Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 Well, let's see. Title holders Man Utd . Chelsea 19th and at that point in the season probably relegated. Hull third. Blackburn even in the Premier League. Gotta be one of those. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
egernunge Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 Something not quite right here, i'd be very surprised if anyone got it though Getting the full result of the Man City - Spurs game despite it being only an hour since kick off? Must be match fixing :-P Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jayddwoo Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 Getting the full result of the Man City - Spurs game despite it being only an hour since kick off? Must be match fixing :-P Well done!!!!! Though clark has three good points there too. Chelsea actually escaped on goal difference, thought i'd have a post in the "biggest relegated clubs" thread Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
av3ry Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 Newcastle winning a football match? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoxToBox Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 Newcastle winning a football match? Only on FM, eh? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkson01 Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 He's 1 of our own, he's 1 of our own, Jeremy the super fan, he's 1 of our own Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott MUFC Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 AVB is back Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
QWERTYOP Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 I can't even.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thompe Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 Although this is mostly bragging (and FM14), I find this kind of amusing as well. Spending £1.5m on wages a year compared to PSG, Monaco, Marseille, Lille etc and still manage a CL spot, and two cup finals! I am actually spending less than 1% of what PSG is :s Click them for bigger pics. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott MUFC Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Svenc Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 Jap-jap-japa-joe-jap. (First thing was talking him out of retirement two years earlier -- the wurst was yet to come. Butterfly effect doesn't even to begin to describe.) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LewisQ Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Definitely need to investigate suspect betting patterns on this one... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LewisQ Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Looks like someone took the phrase "injury time" a bit too literally... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dllu Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Looks like someone took the phrase "injury time" a bit too literally... Ouch! Just out of interest: What league is that? I know I could just google the clubs but I can't be bothered... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
samdiatmh Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Ouch!Just out of interest: What league is that? I know I could just google the clubs but I can't be bothered... good luck with that I'd look here instead He's created his own nation and league, and this is the result Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dllu Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Ah - I did know that thread, but hadn't put 2 & 2 together... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martini Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 His aggression is too low, bad research. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
inacion Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 Benfica rape PSV Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dllu Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 Benfica rape PSV Hey, more shots, both on and off target - you just made the most of your possession... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
samdiatmh Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 Hey, more shots, both on and off target - you just made the most of your possession... do you really expect that scoreline just looking at those stats though I'd say Benfica probably win (PSV over-commit and leave themselves open for the counter) but by that margin? nope, probably a 2/3-1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schotsmannetje Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Poor lad Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott MUFC Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 Messi not making best 11 he is on the bench Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
laBOMBA Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 I never had the message appear in my inbox, but there is an agent called Dad and he used to have a player called Wisdom, and the message in my inblox would have been: "Dad offers Wisdom" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott MUFC Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 wth Arsenal? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dharcness Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 Malaysia and Israel in the same group at world cup. I don't know whether to laugh or fear for another war between Israel and the muslim countries. In real life I don't know what FIFA will do if any muslim countries is drawn together with Israel at the world cup. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cas46 Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 Malaysia and Israel in the same group at world cup. I don't know whether to laugh or fear for another war between Israel and the muslim countries.In real life I don't know what FIFA will do if any muslim countries is drawn together with Israel at the world cup. I think it's funnier that they finished above Argentina. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dllu Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 In real life I don't know what FIFA will do if any muslim countries is drawn together with Israel at the world cup. Why would they do anything about Israel and Malaysia? Israel and an Arab country, on the other hand... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dharcness Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 Why would they do anything about Israel and Malaysia? Israel and an Arab country, on the other hand... Malaysia don't want to have anything to do with israel. If this happen in real life my guess is that malaysia would demand fifa to switch the country to another group or else they will boycott the world cup. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
laBOMBA Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 Malaysia don't want to have anything to do with israel. If this happen in real life my guess is that malaysia would demand fifa to switch the country to another group or else they will boycott the world cup. In all honesty, if countries can't put their differences aside during a major sporting event, then they don't belong at the event. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mchbitil Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 Manchester City chose an extremely attacking formation Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mchbitil Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 I didn't know Mourinho dreamt of being Southampton boss (after leading Chelsea to 2nd place in EPL and FA Cup Final) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Gato_In_Goal Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 So many birds... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DodgeeD Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 Nevermind Ligue 1 or the best teams in Europe; such is the quality of football in New Caledonia that the French manager comes to check out players who aren't even first team regulars: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DodgeeD Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 Also, that's an apt name for a tycoon Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DodgeeD Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 Me again with an oldie but goodie - wouldn't want to sit next to this guy on the team coach Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maw74 Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 I didn't know Mourinho dreamt of being Southampton boss (after leading Chelsea to 2nd place in EPL and FA Cup Final) Well that would explain why he is such a miserable sod then, Koeman has the job he wants. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimwald Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 https://www.dropbox.com/s/k40wmidhbjc2gs2/Glimt%20Homo%20chairman%20-%20Copy.jpg?dl=0 Take a look at the name of the chairman of Bodø/Glimt, I can assure you, that is NOT a normal last name in Norway! Even so, someone not from that nation will see that the name supplied for this, I assume, regen chairman is not very realistic (yeah had to join to share this) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dharcness Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 Since I always ignored his advice, my assistant manager just don't bother anymore. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoarmy5994 Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 I signed up just to show you all this [video=youtube;NKMgACOgmdk]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKMgACOgmdk The best screenshots from around the Fm world Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoarmy5994 Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 Thought i may aswell upload the first one aswell [video=youtube;B0VcXQyeZWU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0VcXQyeZWU&index=1&list=PLFaGiuHSDXlu7jq9KMa-hyu8qncjz4gDz Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
endtime Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 Don't mess with this guy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
awulfclark Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 Thought i may aswell upload the first one aswell[video=youtube;B0VcXQyeZWU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0VcXQyeZWU&index=1&list=PLFaGiuHSDXlu7jq9KMa-hyu8qncjz4gDz Exactly what goes on at training? And does Owens and Family Construction have an exclusive deal with SI? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich2086 Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 This just happened on an online game with my brother. He's playing as United. We were on the same points so now he's raging . (I'm playing as Tottenham).Click view imagine - Steams making it huge for some reason weird? Thats pretty much the way about 10-15 games a season go for me Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TokyoBlade Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 So, there I am playing in the Champions League final when I notice something a bit odd about the stadium... Really? Construction work during a champions league final? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dllu Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 Really? Construction work during a champions league final? Is the stadium in Russia? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sussex Hammer Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 I didn't know Mourinho dreamt of being Southampton boss (after leading Chelsea to 2nd place in EPL and FA Cup Final) At least he has a job in your game. I just started a new save and he was sacked as Manager of Chelsea 7 months into the new season!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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