ROESIDER Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 (edited) Quote Edited April 12, 2017 by ROESIDER Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goddard Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 http://www.presstv.ir/detail.aspx?id=103768§ionid=3510203The latest studies reveal up to nine out of 10 American banknotes test positive for traces of cocaine presenting strong evidence of dirty money in the country.The biggest and most comprehensive analysis to date of cocaine contamination of banknotes, as researchers describe, showed that up to 90 percent of paper money in the United States bears traces of cocaine. The results show that in large cities such as Baltimore, Boston, and Detroit the traces are easier to find. Analysis of bank notes from Washington DC showed that 95 percent of them carried minute particles of cocaine. The scientists tested banknotes from more than 30 cities in five countries, namely the US, Canada, Brazil, China, and Japan. The US and Canada had the highest levels, with an average contamination rate of between 85 and 90 percent, while China and Japan had the lowest, between 12 and 20 percent contamination. Amazing figures. Can't believe it is 9/10, never would think any country would be that bad, but then again, it's the only method of buying cocaine, can't really use a debit card! are you that stupid? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony_cfc Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 ffs . Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueglobefootball123 Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 http://www.presstv.ir/detail.aspx?id=103768§ionid=3510203amazing figures. Can't believe it is 9/10, never would think any country would be that bad, but then again, it's the only method of buying cocaine, can't really use a debit card! ffs . Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardiovascular Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 Please please please tell me you're joking. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
golfpunk Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 Haha surely not ffs Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gooders86 Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 haha.. should maybe put the limit for the forums up to 18 because of this idiot Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
batch Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 That debit card comment the best post i've read on here for ages Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JB Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 Oh dear. Please dont tell me his serious... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JB Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 Can someone not tell him what his done wrong, let him find out himself at some point in his life! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JayArr Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 I'm not sure which would be better. That he's been hilariously stupid, or that he's actually a gifted comedian. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
golfpunk Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 I reread that just to make sure I hadn't misread it. Jesus..... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goddard Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 He's probably sitting there now, baffled, staring at the screen wondering hwy he didn't know you can pay drug dealers with debit cards these days. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gooders86 Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 he's probably sitting there now, baffled, staring at the screen wondering hwy he didn't know you can pay drug dealers with debit cards these days. haha . Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
IlikeJellybeans Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 Give him a break although lol Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KK2003 Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 but then again, it's the only method of buying cocaine, can't really use a debit card! Post. Of. The. Year. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ACou2000 Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 That debit card comment the best post i've read on here for ages what he said. I will be quite gutted if it turns out the OP was pranking us though Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
george94 Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 And I think that's the last we'll hear of him for a month Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
golfpunk Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 You think he'll come back on and claim it was a stroke of comedy gold? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JB Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 He will soon realise what he's done and be horrified. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
george94 Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 You think he'll come back on and claim it was a stroke of comedy gold? I don't think there's any way back for him now unfortunately Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bhoy Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 This is comedy genious. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JB Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 Its all he will be remembered for on these forums! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony_cfc Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 At least know hes not on coke Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
therubberducky Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 If he has any pride he wont come back. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JB Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 At least know hes not on coke One upshot of this thread... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powlay Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 I dont get it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
antbanach II Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 If he has any pride he wont come back. Please this be true. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JB Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 Please this be true. We can only hope... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dafuge Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 Brilliant Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BamBamBam Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 ROESIDER, where are you? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmr Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 Hahaha . Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icondacarver Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 I buy coke with my debit card at asda all the time.....oh dear!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jisntdaman Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 great stuff Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ACou2000 Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 despite the picture in the link that he provided.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goddard Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 despite the picture in the link that he provided.. He probably just thought that was a photo for artistic purposes Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony_cfc Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 Haha never even looked at the link, even better Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klimowicz Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 Haha never even looked at the link, even better Same here Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt_e Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 ahahah, brilliance. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ACou2000 Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 At least know hes not on coke well we don't know that. I reckon he's been buying loads of coke with cash notes, then spending hours shovelling it up his nose with a debit card Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dafuge Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 Is this not just one of those jokes that 'does the rounds'? If it isn't, it should be. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dying Dougs Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 Haha Jesus I quite surprised how daft someone can be, what makes it funnier is when he mentions the debit card and the note getting the traces of coke on it,how else does he think the traces will get on the note,is he thinking that coke dealers are declaring the money was from coke deals or sunmat lol Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ACou2000 Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 are you drunk Dougs? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goddard Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 Just a quiet night in the library last night for him... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ACou2000 Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 should invite oggy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lovejoy! Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 GONADS best post ever. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butts Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 Absolutely brilliant:D Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
glory utd Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 Haha Jesus I quite surprised how daft someone can be, what makes it funnier is when he mentions the debit card and the note getting the traces of coke on it,how else does he think the traces will get on the note,is he thinking that coke dealers are declaring the money was from coke deals or sunmat lol I actually think he does. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wee Aja Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 ROESIDER, where are you? The River ROE runs through Limavady (where my missus is from) here in Northern Ireland. Limavady people are known as "Roesiders" so I'd guess it's there. As for the OP's point, I believe (so I've read) that 100% of bank notes in circulation in Northern Ireland contain traces of Cocaine. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
artest Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 Candidate for post of the year. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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