The Manchester United thread 2006/2007 - featuring BBB leaving early

[James07?]

i hope everyone at the wall likes pork pies.

[Coldberg]

Is this where I make a joke about Martin being fat?

What time did yo uget dragged out of bed by the loveable kids James?

Probably about the same time I was crawling home I imagine.

[James07?]

'bout 6.15

nah, had people round last night, but we seem to have been left with about 25 pork pies which are out of date on the 26th

[Coldberg]

Get there early enough tomorrow & I could eat 4 or 5 I imagine seeing as I am missing out on my dinner for the love of my club

[Coldberg]

Bring a jar of pickle too.

[ericcantona7]

Mart I hate you, I was having the awesomist dream this morning and then your text message woke me up

[Coldberg]

I got one at 2am off my mate, another at 5am of some random pished up bint & then I got Martin's when I was visiting my dad.

I hate christmas

Presents are nice though. Dad got me the official illustrated history of Manchester United.

[Mika]

Go on then, everyone raise your hand if you got the generic "Merry Christmas, hope you have a fantastic day! B-)" message from him.

o/

[Coldberg]

o/

Replied with 'You big gay bear'

[pjburrage]

o/

would reply but have no credit.

[Mika]

I went back to sleep.

[McMaster#28]

Obviously he doesn't like me now I have no blue badge

[Nick OGS20]

o/

luckily i was already up, or the big cheese-meister would have got a slap tomorrow

and i really hope whoever it was who was advocating signing barton on the last page had been drinking. lots.

[Razor Eddie]

Your text failed to wake me, Mart.

Humbug, btw. To each and every one of you.

See yez at teh wall on the morrow. I'll probably arrive about 11 o'clock as per.

[Nick OGS20]

ah, looking back, it was pj, and he seemed to be seriously thinking signing barton plus about four others was a possibility. must have been BATTERED

[Poyplemonkeys]

Hope this finds you all in good elf \o/

[Taz & The Devil]

We havent got a pot to p!ss in and these stories of us having money while we clearly do **** all to strengthen areas that have needed to be strengthened for a few years now is way past the point of getting on my tits.

But merry christmas all.

[Mika]

Can you do team news tomorrow Taz?

[Nick OGS20]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Rcjuk:

ManUtd.com will be first to confirm any signings, just as we did last year on Christmas Day when we broke the news that United had signed Nemanja Vidic. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

ha, i'd forgotten that happened on christmas day. what a present :*)

[JulesMUFC]

o/ for the text from mart, i was too busy trying to prevent myself throwing up/sleeping off this damn hung over to reply. hope u had a nice x mas too dude xxxx

are we on tv tomorrow

[batch]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">o/ for the text from mart, </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

whs.

Hope you have a shocker tomorrow like.

[Nick OGS20]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by JulesMUFC:

o/ for the text from mart, i was too busy trying to prevent myself throwing up/sleeping off this damn hung over to reply. hope u had a nice x mas too dude xxxx

are we on tv tomorrow </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

know how you feel dude :*(

and i don't think we are, naw

[Nick OGS20]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by batch:

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">o/ for the text from mart, </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

whs.

Hope you have a shocker tomorrow like. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

without vidic, carrick and scholes it's a distinct possibility

[JulesMUFC]

We will fine, unless waz is too full from his turkey to attempt to play.

Giggsy into the middle with Dazzle, park + ronaldoiqatspm on the wings. Sir Wesley of brown at centre half to SMASH emile. we are fine.

Mon king louis, get me some fantasy points as a late christmas present, ta.

[Mika]

O'Shea going to be in midfield, clear as day.

[Nick OGS20]

sweepstake on the number of changes from saturday (not including scholes and vidic ofc)?

i'm going for three, and a tense 1-0 win - a late, scrappy goal to win it ofc

[pjburrage]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Nick OGS20:

ah, looking back, it was pj, and he seemed to be seriously thinking signing barton plus about four others was a possibility. must have been BATTERED </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I wasn't advocating signing Barton, just saying he was linked in the papers. Was advocating signing a similar number of players to those that were linked yesterday (+1) as being a fantastic transfer window.

[Mika]

VDS, Neville, Heinze, Wes, Rio, Richardson, Ronaldo, Fletcher, O'Shea, Rooney, Ole

[Nick OGS20]

but you may just as well have said us winning the premiership, serie a, la liga and the bundesliga in the same season (or Mart winning X-Factor) would be a fantastic achievement

[Coldberg]

We aren't on tv tomorrow. There is an early kickoff & a late kickoff on though. Also a game on premplus.

My stomach hurts.

[SLO_Fila]

Guess i'll have to explain the game then tomorrow

[Saha]

Class, it is often asserted, is permanent, while form may be temporary.

Nonetheless, there are players at every club who, no matter classy, will be hoping to maintain their stellar level of performance for the rest of the campaign. They are the players leading the way for the end-of-season awards at their respective clubs. They are:

Manchester United: Nemanja Vidic

He started the season the subject of debates as to which category of Sir Alex Ferguson's buys he fell into, but Nemanja Vidic has emerged as the most redoubtable and important member of the Manchester United rearguard.

Seemingly chiselled from rock, he is their most dominant defender since Jaap Stam and, as he has the added benefit of making Rio Ferdinand more dependable, invaluable.

Perhaps not since Steve Bruce, too, have United had a centre back capable of making such an impression at set-pieces at either end.

While Cristiano Ronaldo's has been the more ostentatious contribution to United's season, Vidic's may be the most significant.

[Mika]

It'd be hard to single out one player, though you could put the names of Vidic, Ronaldo and Scholes in a hat, pick any name out and not get an argument from me, all three have been invaluable.

[Razor Eddie]

Just on the way out the door. See you wallers laterz.

Bring yer own beer !

[Mika]

I'm getting ready to get the coach too, mon wall.

[Mika]

Oh and mon my curse being stronger than ACou's.

Nailed on that they'll cancel each other out and produce a 0-0 though.

[Saha]

My new Fender calender has September/October/November/December of this year so I've officially taken down the United one. So hopefully that means Roon'll play a blinder.

I'll do a roundup of the misfortune that's befallen each player each month if I cba later.

[Saha]

My new Fender calender has September/October/November/December of this year so I've officially taken down the United one. So hopefully that means Roon'll play a blinder.

I'll do a roundup of the misfortune that's befallen each player each month if I cba later.

[Mika]

I'm going to incur the wrath of the others by sneaking into the Megawhore to look at who is on the calendar for next January, I must know who is going to suffer the curse next.

[Mika]

PS Taz, teamnews to Mart or we send you a Darren Fletcher DVD card on every month of 2007.

[Saha]

Saw it the other day but I can't remember who was on there.

[Blaine]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Hero of the Day:

The united lads at the christmas party, bloody awesome, wes brown and gary neville leading the chants, plenty of scouse and hate and ole and roy love : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arnFD9e-C8k </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Picture/story from the same night:

Heinze clearly blotto'd on some Argentine Red

[Saha]

love the outfit wayne

[Coldberg]

No night is complete without something getting broken & someone wetting themselves

[BBB]

Thanks for the replies you 'orrible *****

[Saha]

we wish you nemanja vidic

we wish you nemanja vidic

we wish you nemanja vidic

and a happy rooneh

[Saha]

and this isn't even on tv here. fo fox sports.

[Taz & The Devil]

VDS

Brown

Vidic

Silvestre

Evra

Fletcher

O'Shea

Scholes

Park

Rooney

Solskjaer

Ronnie and Saha on bench, Rio, Nev and Giggs not in the squad.

Just **** off Fergie and welcome to top of the league chelsea.

[Scatter]

teh interweb is your friend sahahahahahaha

[Saha]

stunned