Confused Clarity Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by James07?: I knew someone from Cwmbran. A mate stayed at his house one. In the middle of the night he crept down into the livingroom, where my mate was sleeping and offered to have a threesome with his wife. When my mate said no he still went ahead and shagged the wife in front of him. He was wearing a tiger skin thong. She wasn't. that's Wales. </div></BLOCKQUOTE> No, that's Cwmbran. It explains Richie J. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick OGS20 Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Argh, die PremPlus. Lots of 3pm Saturday kickoffs again I see Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
No Longer Bling Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 lad at works reckons there are reports of the bitters bidding £2m for gravesen. not sure how much truth there is in that but id be annoyed if thats all it took to get him and we just let it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daaaaave Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 still feeling confident of selling cronaldo? all this rending of garments and tearing of breasts about july 14 made me lose track Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBB Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 I know I'm getting my hopes up but the thought of a front line of Ronaldo/Torres/Rooney makes my pants dance Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JulesMUFC Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by BBB: Jules will be murdered if he EVER comes back to the wall. kriafcccccccccccccc </div></BLOCKQUOTE> so so wrong, is it because he has homo hair? Or is it cos he is flashy and black? krifbbbbbbbbbb Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ACou2000 Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 Look I'm utterly dejected by the state of this thread.. let me ruin it further Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjburrage Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 Martin looked sharp against Celtic the other night, so if he doesn't go out on loan he might get a chance on the left (or right) during the season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Van Lampard Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Ah you dum? Is that a new Korean signing? \O/ </div></BLOCKQUOTE> Your obviously a ass clown since i come from Portugal I dont know all this language then you cuss me for trying. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ACou2000 Posted July 29, 2006 Share Posted July 29, 2006 hmm well at least he's ruining Millers game instead of Fletchers Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeafParrot Posted July 30, 2006 Share Posted July 30, 2006 No-one did. We never even got to the strikers before Scatter had his monging fit. He's just trying once again to not make himself look like a tard, and is failing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
defusion Posted August 19, 2006 Share Posted August 19, 2006 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Gregg Carter: tbh, i think that Martin could very easily be right with this stuff. Hargreaves is making it clear he want's to leave. He wants to come to United. United are making it clear they will keep pursing the player. It could very easily become very disruptive for Bayern Munich, to the point where they just cant play Hargreaves due to it causing problems for the rest of the squad. If that happens, and it looks quite likely that it will, then Bayern will absolutely have to sell him to us, or end up having to pay wages to a player that they have no intention of using while the situation remains. I wouldnt be surprised in the slightest if we sign him before the transfer window closes. </div></BLOCKQUOTE> I´ll bet you 10pounds as well then?! ok, look at it this way. Bayern have lost Ballack and Ze Roberto this season alreay, those two were both first team starter last season - they haven´t replace then really yet. So the chance of them letting Hargreaves leave now is 0, as they wouldn´t have the time to replace someone who has become an important player in the team. Just because Hargreaves is being a **** and demanding a transfer doesn´t mean it will happen especially as you have someone like Uli Hoeness in charge of Bayern who won´t let someone leave just because he throws his toys out of the pram. That being said a transfer in Jan transfer window or next summer would be possible but only on the terms the Hoeness is looking for. Therefore, no transfer will happen within the next 11 days tbh Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razor Eddie Posted August 19, 2006 Share Posted August 19, 2006 Damn this weekend's costing me. New Argie shirt - £25 New camera - £140 Whatever I may buy tomorrow - £ ??? Ticket - £23 Diesel - £30+ Still, I ain't complaining really. \o/ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonch19 Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 man the official site is dreadful, i cant find results from previous seasons for the life of me Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taz & The Devil Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 <pre class="ip-ubbcode-code-pre"> 23.08.06 After the Charlton Match Manchester United 2006/07 Season Leading Goalscorers Wayne Rooney – 2 Louis Saha - 2 Darren Fletcher - 1 Cristiano Ronaldo – 1 Ole Solskjaer - 1 Own Goals – 1 Manchester United 2006/07 Season Leading Assisters Wes Brown – 2 Louis Saha - 2 Ryan Giggs – 1 Ji Sung Park - 1 Wayne Rooney – 1 </pre> Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mika Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 Taz had a go at Carrick for having Fletchers "hugging tackles" IIRC. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
No Longer Bling Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 duscher, ycnmiu ffs Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ACou2000 Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 only if the messenger was a **** too with a history of being utterly incompetent himself Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JulesMUFC Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Terry Cheung: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by mark g: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">although he thinks united should drop for being a thug, i hung up on him in utter disbelief when he uttered that. tit </div></BLOCKQUOTE> Can we have that bit again in english please Jules? </div></BLOCKQUOTE> Rooney I think </div></BLOCKQUOTE> yeh terry knows the score. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBB Posted September 9, 2006 Share Posted September 9, 2006 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Frankie: Can't recall you chaps telling us of Bardsley's free kick skills...? Was even conducting us as we sung 'Who the f... are Man Utd' after he scored...! </div></BLOCKQUOTE> \o/ any linkage fella? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBB Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 I'm no Sam1968 that's for sure Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
14AlanSmithifb Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 forgot about MoM: MoM: Ronnie - just getting better and better from this lad and not just his performances are getting but the consistency of them is excellent. 2nd: Vidic - Only to say is I love this guy, by far one of Fergie's best buys in last 6/7 years, dealt with what Blackburn threw at united (which wasn't much granted) and he made somre crucial interceptions. Honourable mentions go to Scholesy, Louis & I thought Carrick had a good game tbh, thought he again broke up play pretty well and made some decent passes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mika Posted November 19, 2006 Share Posted November 19, 2006 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Nick OGS20: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by pjburrage: Would rather have team of Scousers playing for us than Ronaldo at the moment. </div></BLOCKQUOTE> jeez </div></BLOCKQUOTE> *resists obvious linkage* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mika Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 Silvestre Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taz & The Devil Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 Radio saying Evra has been good, O'Shea steady and Richardson and Fletcher both awful. They didnt mention Silvestre but it sounds to me like hes had a fair few lapses in concentration so far. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weststandred Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 Vidic and Fergie wishing all the United fans a merry Christmas on that Premier League Preview show. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllStar4 Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 Been watching, pretty uneventful first half with no chances of note except for Villa hitting the post early on. Park is off the pace as one might except after the long time out. Saha would have had a great scoring opportunity but couldn't control the ball. Hopefully Rooney is brought on before too long, we look toothless out there. And play Giggs out wide please. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mika Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by ACou2000: although I'm slightly angry at the obviously sub standard side we're gonna put out on Tuesday, after finally making it to a game... I have no desire to watch Kieran Richardson play for us </div></BLOCKQUOTE> Richardson ALWAYS scores when I go and he plays. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
alilaw Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by pjburrage: Jones has forced his way ahead of Scholes and Fletcher in my United team on FM, him and Carrick to dominate English and European football for years to come (otherwise Nick is in deep trouble) </div></BLOCKQUOTE> So he's as utterly overrated on FM as he is in here? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick OGS20 Posted January 7, 2007 Share Posted January 7, 2007 anyway, most of what's to be said has been said, so i'll do bullety-pointy stuff: tommy k: top save from osbourne, no chance with the goal, not really anything else to do. ably deputised. nev: vast improvement on newcastle, might be able to get by without the op after all. paddy: fantastic, don't think he put a foot wrong. great in the tackle, several excellent interceptions, good going forward and if you can outpace agbonlahor, you can pretty much outpace anyone rio: hard for me to tell how much at fault he was for the goal from where i was, but otherwise pretty comfortable wes: same as rio. his best performance in the middle for a while, although Villa really didn't offer much going forward park: general play much better than newcastle, but end product similarly atrocious sadly. should be prevented from ever shooting at goal again. ronaldo: in and out of the game, a constant threat but for once this season let down by his end product. carrick: really stepped up i thought, ran the midfield for the first half - perhaps faded a bit later on. excellent defensively. giggs: had an absolute shocker. nothing came off for him, didn't get forward enough, instead choosing to sit deep and try and thread balls through the defence like Scholesy, which a) he isn't good enough to do, and b) we had Carrick to do anyway. should have been moved wide with Park moved inside, only really got into the game when eventually shifted wide. rooney: again, not poor but it's not quite there for him. not helped by the ref, he was kicked without penance from start to finish. baffled as to why he wasn't rested though, clearly needs it and when are we gonna get the chance to do that now? desperately needs a goal to go in off his arse or something as well. larsson: one word - class. said it in the match thread, but he didn't look like a player making his debut, he looked like he'd played for us for ages. seemed almost inevitable he'd score, only surprise was it took so long. massively promising signs for the next 6 weeks, and hopefully longer. fletch: the classic solid/unspectacular sub performance really got ridiculous amounts of stick from the crowd - at one point rooney sold him short with an awful pass and yet all the abuse was aimed at Dazzle. i despair of our support sometimes. god: mark was right y'know, i don't think there's much point keeping this solskjaer fella, he's of no real use to us anymore. <3<3<3 ref: utter atrocity of a refereeing display. villa can probably feel hard done by as a result of his ineptitude too, just abysmal all-round. our support: diiiiiiiire. no other word for it really, flatter than a pancake, with a healthy sprinking of daytripping morons villa's support: pretty impressive, although you'd expect nothing less with such a sizeable allocation. could do with a few more songs though. cheesecake: sadly absent ftr, motm votes: motm - paddy evra 2nd - henrik larsson Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Jimlad Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 Mon the Rossi saving Parma Pity Bravo have dispensed with Football Italia and Gazzetta (afaik) and I now have no idea where I can get hold of Italian football without coercing my dad to spring for Setanta or some other random sports channel just so I can see regular highlights and the odd game. On the other hand he's going to have to get a hold of Setanta for the Premiership soonish anyway...next season their deal kicks in right? That may be my way in - "Well if you're going to pay for one you may as well pay for another..." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ACou2000 Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 yep :*) for me, he should be up there for appreciation along with Ronaldo and Scholes, for performances this season - his improvement has been immense Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mika Posted February 20, 2007 Share Posted February 20, 2007 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Kolin: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by BBB: She's a girl on my new team, we sit opposite each other and wind each other up something rotten, she's awesome and basically into the same things I am, same music/tv taste, just one slight problem (she's a liverpool fan), literally praying noone from the United thread sees this </div></BLOCKQUOTE> </div></BLOCKQUOTE> Well played Kolin Mart OUT. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBB Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Please stay Ronnie :*************) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mika Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Pickles: So I can't support my local side as well as the side I've been brought up with? </div></BLOCKQUOTE> Plus you like England iirc which is the ultimate sin. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
14AlanSmithifb Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by ACou2000: Mike rolling around on the kitchen floor when a "grenade" goes off </div></BLOCKQUOTE> yas \o/ almost as good as when Brian throws the "knife" at time . Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James M Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Coldberg: Arsenal are fighting for a Champions league place. They won't roll over for Chelsea. </div></BLOCKQUOTE> unfortunately they have no one that can score, so... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirZ Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 You've lost the title Dont let Chelsea win the Quad ffs Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjburrage Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 maybe even 35,000 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razor Eddie Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by nistelrooy_uk_10: doubt it tbh. usually go to the railway. that anywhere near the wall? </div></BLOCKQUOTE> What ? The club ? Come and say hello, one day ? Though, tbf, I don't stay there long normally. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
No Longer Bling Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 what was the kit with all the names of ex players on? pimp to the max that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick OGS20 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 you think this is a possibility then yovan? i assumed it was just paper talk. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick OGS20 Posted April 29, 2007 Share Posted April 29, 2007 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Bagpuss: so how are you getting to doncastor and where are you staying overnight </div></BLOCKQUOTE> there are trains back after Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razor Eddie Posted May 4, 2007 Share Posted May 4, 2007 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by James07?: how was venice dude? </div></BLOCKQUOTE> Smelly, iirc. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
No Longer Bling Posted May 6, 2007 Share Posted May 6, 2007 8pm ss1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coldberg Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 Nick, if you want a free trial you just have to ask Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LibLibertine Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 If he's allowed in I'm going to have a guess at 65. Only fair. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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