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Eurovision Striking Contest 2013/14 Top 10 Table

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Eurovision Soccer League 2014/15 Tables

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Eurovision Premier Division

Player Team Total

Pos Player Name Country App Goals MoM Yel Red Points Bonus Points

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1 James Knowles Germany

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2 Jason Healy Scotland

3 Pendros Greece

4 Magnus Donaldson N Ireland

5 Kyle Van Smith Albania

6 dafuge Macedonia

7 Robert Boyle Estonia

8 In Der Van Dude Slovenia

9 Parker Reynolds Poland

10 Derren Brown Serbia

11 Brendan Petersen Liechtenstein

12 Chu Haowan Hungary

13 Ryan Andrews Faroe Islands

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14 Julius Kapono Denmark

15 Tom Collantine Spain

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16 Benjas Kyriagkos Belgium

17 Suk-Yo Bum Bulgaria

18 King Queen Ukraine

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Eurovision Second Division

Player Team Total

Pos Player Name Country App Goals MoM Yel Red Points Bonus Points

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1 Diego Polo San Marino

2 Jason Demir Kazakhstan

3 Sneaky Ninja Moldova

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4 Robert Dillon Luxembourg

5 Arthur White Azerbaijan

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6 Mike Bird Croatia

7 Juan King Turkey

8 Ulf Chaoc Georgia

9 Felix Lithuania

10 Paddy O'Furniture Finland

11 Arthur Li Montenegro

12 Damon Lowe Iceland

13 Tyler Burrows Bosnia

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14 Joo Russia

15 Yhon Wi England

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16 Alex Drew Rep. Ireland

17 Bob McBob France

18 Larry De Poopinho Italy

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Eurovision Third Division

Player Team Total

Pos Player Name Country App Goals MoM Yel Red Points Bonus Points

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1 Jim Alex Romania

2 Steven Kemp Malta

3 Tom Healy Wales

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4 Triple H Armenia

5 Mini Saville Austria

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6 Bobinho Cyprus

7 Robaldinho Czech Rep

8 David Pitt Slovakia

9 Alexei Lloyd-Hooker Andorra

10 Adam Wilkinson Latvia

11 Jaradafred Zadabheer Israel

12 Pablo Gonzalez Switzerland

13 Brucie Bonus Belarus

14 Adam Moxon Sweden

15 The Man Norway

15 Adam C Portugal

15 Marek Almonde Holland

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The Points System

Int Appearance = 5

Int Goal = 10

Int Own Goal = -10

Int MoM Award = 5

Int Yellow Card = -3

Int Red Card = -8 (2 yellows --> 1 red = -8)

Team Win = 3

Team Draw = 1

Bonus Points:

Top scorer in the EURO / World Cup Qual Tournaments = 25

Top scorer in the EURO / World Cup Finals = 50

First to 100 Caps = 25

100 Caps = 15

First to 50 Goals = 50

50 Goals = 35

Break National Caps Record = 25

Break National Goalscoring Record = 25

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Eurovision Striking Contest Roll of Honour

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2007/08 - Robert Boyle / Estonia ( 73 points)

2008/09 - Paddy O'Furniture / Finland ( 94 points)

2009/10 - Mike Bird / Croatia (128 points)

2010/11 - Diego Polo / San Marino (163 points)

2011/12 - James Knowles & Bob Van Bob / Germany & Portugal (158 points)

2012/13 - In Der Van Dude / Slovenia (197 points)

2013/14 - James Knowles / Germany (209 points)

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September 2014 Player Wages & Values

High Earners

Middle Earners

Low Earners

Where is everyone?

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England - 21

Italy - 15

Spain - 10

Germany - 3

France - 1

Greece - 1

Portugal - 1

Sweden - 1

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England and Italy both increase their share of superstars by 2, with Spain losing a net of one superstar.

Who is hogging the superstars?

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Clubs with more than 2 players:

4 Players - Real Madrid.

3 Players - Barcelona, Juventus, Liverpool, Newcastle, West Ham.

2 Players - AC Milan, Arsenal, Bolton, Chelsea, Inter Milan, Lazio, Middlesbrough, Valencia.

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Real Madrid have become the first club to own 4 players - there is going to be one hell of a fight for places upfront this season! icon_biggrin.gif

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Bird suffers from depression

Croatia superstar Mike Bird has stunned the papers today by announcing that he suffers from depression.

Bird talked about how he felt he was being tied down at Vicenza, and with Vicenza refusing a move for him, the striker has slowly been slipping into a worse state.

"It started about 2 years ago" Bird explained. "I was delighted with a move to Vicenza at the start, but it became clear to me soon that the team [Vicenza] were not going to go anywhere in the league."

Bird then shockingly revealed that he has been seeing Psychological help to attempt to overcome his depression. With this seemingly not having any effect, Bird seeked help from a proffesional anti-depression doctor. The doctor, who will remain anonymous for the course of this article, concluded that the only way to cure Bird of his depression would be to transfer list him immediately and let him leave the club.

Bird's condition is so serious, Vicenza will have to let him leave the club as soon as possible, as the Croatian legend could do anything in his current state. If Vicenza refuse to cooperate with the doctor's demands, legal action will have to be taken to pull Bird out of the club and transfer him to a better club, perhaps in his favourite country of England.

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Originally posted by birdy123:

Bird suffers from depression

Croatia superstar Mike Bird has stunned the papers today by announcing that he suffers from depression.

Bird talked about how he felt he was being tied down at Vicenza, and with Vicenza refusing a move for him, the striker has slowly been slipping into a worse state.

"It started about 2 years ago" Bird explained. "I was delighted with a move to Vicenza at the start, but it became clear to me soon that the team [Vicenza] were not going to go anywhere in the league."

Bird then shockingly revealed that he has been seeing Psychological help to attempt to overcome his depression. With this seemingly not having any effect, Bird seeked help from a proffesional anti-depression doctor. The doctor, who will remain anonymous for the course of this article, concluded that the only way to cure Bird of his depression would be to transfer list him immediately and let him leave the club.

Bird's condition is so serious, Vicenza will have to let him leave the club as soon as possible, as the Croatian legend could do anything in his current state. If Vicenza refuse to cooperate with the doctor's demands, legal action will have to be taken to pull Bird out of the club and transfer him to a better club, perhaps in his favourite country of England.

Think the real Mike Bird might need some of that as well tbh icon_wink.gif

Can't wait for the next update WW icon14.gif

KUTGW icon_wink.gif

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Originally posted by birdy123:

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Think the real Mike Bird might need some of that as well tbh

Oh ha ha icon_biggrin.gificon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

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September 2014 Fixtures

Results

Groups A-G

Groups H-J

Tables

Groups A-C

Groups D-F

Groups G-I

Group J

Eurovision Striking Contest 2014/15

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Eurovision Striking Contest 2013/14 Top 10 Table

Total

Pos Player Name Country App Goals Points

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1 King Queen Ukraine 1 3 43

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1 Diego Polo San Marino 1 3 43

1 Bob McBob France 1 3 43

4 In Der Van Dude Slovenia 1 2 33

5 Tyler Burrows Bosnia 1 2 28

6 dafuge Macedonia 1 2 25

6 Steven Kemp Malta 1 2 25

8 Kyle Van Smith Albania 1 2 23

9 Parker Reynolds Poland 1 1 21

9 Alexei Lloyd-Hooker Andorra 1 1 21

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Eurovision Soccer League 2014/15 Tables

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Eurovision Premier Division

Player Team Total

Pos Player Name Country App Goals MoM Yel Red Points Bonus Points

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1 King Queen Ukraine 1 3 1 0 0 40 3 43

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2 In Der Van Dude Slovenia 1 2 1 0 0 30 3 33

3 dafuge Macedonia 1 2 0 0 0 25 0 25

4 Kyle Van Smith Albania 1 1 1 0 0 20 3 23

5 Parker Reynolds Poland 1 1 1 0 0 20 1 21

6 Benjas Kyriagkos Belgium 1 1 0 0 0 15 3 18

7 Magnus Donaldson N Ireland 1 1 0 0 0 15 0 15

8 Suk-Yo Bum Bulgaria 1 0 1 0 0 10 3 13

9 Brendan Petersen Liechtenstein 1 1 0 -1 0 12 0 12

10 James Knowles Germany 1 0 0 0 0 5 3 8

10 Tom Collantine Spain 1 0 0 0 0 5 3 8

10 Derren Brown Serbia 1 0 0 0 0 5 3 8

13 Robert Boyle Estonia 1 0 0 0 0 5 1 6

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14 Jason Healy Scotland 1 0 0 0 0 5 0 5

14 Ryan Andrews Faroe Islands 1 0 0 0 0 5 0 5

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16 Pendros Greece

17 Chu Haowan Hungary

18 Julius Kapono Denmark

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Eurovision Second Division

Player Team Total

Pos Player Name Country App Goals MoM Yel Red Points Bonus Points

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1 Diego Polo San Marino 1 3 1 0 0 40 3 43

1 Bob McBob France 1 3 1 0 0 40 3 43

3 Tyler Burrows Bosnia 1 2 0 0 0 25 3 28

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4 Mike Bird Croatia 1 1 0 0 0 15 3 18

4 Larry De Poopinho Italy 1 1 0 0 0 15 3 18

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6 Sneaky Ninja Moldova 1 1 0 0 0 15 0 15

6 Ulf Chaoc Georgia 1 1 0 0 0 15 0 15

8 Juan King Turkey 1 0 0 0 0 5 3 8

9 Jason Demir Kazakhstan 1 0 0 0 0 5 0 5

9 Robert Dillon Luxembourg 1 0 0 0 0 5 0 5

9 Paddy O'Furniture Finland 1 0 0 0 0 5 0 5

9 Arthur Li Montenegro 1 0 0 0 0 5 0 5

9 Damon Lowe Iceland 1 0 0 0 0 5 0 5

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9 Joo Russia 1 0 0 0 0 5 0 5

15 Arthur White Azerbaijan

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15 Felix Lithuania

15 Yhon Wi England

15 Alex Drew Rep. Ireland

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Eurovision Third Division

Player Team Total

Pos Player Name Country App Goals MoM Yel Red Points Bonus Points

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1 Steven Kemp Malta 1 2 0 0 0 25 0 25

2 Alexei Lloyd-Hooker Andorra 1 1 1 0 0 20 1 21

3 Jim Alex Romania 1 1 0 0 0 15 3 18

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4 Triple H Armenia 1 1 0 -1 0 12 0 12

5 Robaldinho Czech Rep 1 0 0 0 0 5 3 8

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6 Pablo Gonzalez Switzerland 1 0 0 0 0 5 1 6

7 Tom Healy Wales 1 0 0 0 0 5 0 5

7 David Pitt Slovakia 1 0 0 0 0 5 0 5

7 Brucie Bonus Belarus 1 0 0 0 0 5 0 5

7 Adam Moxon Sweden 1 0 0 0 0 5 0 5

11 Mini Saville Austria

11 Bobinho Cyprus

11 Adam Wilkinson Latvia

11 Jaradafred Zadabheer Israel

11 The Man Norway

11 Adam C Portugal

11 Marek Almonde Holland

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The Points System

Int Appearance = 5

Int Goal = 10

Int Own Goal = -10

Int MoM Award = 5

Int Yellow Card = -3

Int Red Card = -8 (2 yellows --> 1 red = -8)

Team Win = 3

Team Draw = 1

Bonus Points:

Top scorer in the EURO / World Cup Qual Tournaments = 25

Top scorer in the EURO / World Cup Finals = 50

First to 100 Caps = 25

100 Caps = 15

First to 50 Goals = 50

50 Goals = 35

Break National Caps Record = 25

Break National Goalscoring Record = 25

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A great start to the season for Bob McBob, King Queen & Diego Polo, who all scored a hattrick in their nations opening EURO Qualifier!

Defending champion James Knowles will have some work to do to get back into this one, already 35 points behind the leaders.

The only person missing through injury was Jaradafred Zadabheer who is out for a week longer in Sept with a gashed leg.

With many groups having 5 nations and only 1 round of qualifiers being played this round, many nations did not have a fixture during September.

Eurovision Striking Contest Roll of Honour

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2007/08 - Robert Boyle / Estonia ( 73 points)

2008/09 - Paddy O'Furniture / Finland ( 94 points)

2009/10 - Mike Bird / Croatia (128 points)

2010/11 - Diego Polo / San Marino (163 points)

2011/12 - James Knowles & Bob Van Bob / Germany & Portugal (158 points)

2012/13 - In Der Van Dude / Slovenia (197 points)

2013/14 - James Knowles / Germany (209 points)

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Lost 3-0 at home to San Marino icon_eek.gif

I thought I could have at least got on the scoresheet there....

WW - How does the rest of the Kazahki team look? Are there any regns or arre they mainly the dreaded 'greys'?

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October 2014 Fixtures

Saturday Results

Groups A-G

Groups H-J

Wednesday Results

Groups A-G

Groups H-J

Tables

Groups A-C

Groups D-F

Groups G-J

Liechtenstein 4 v 5 Lithuania - Felix strikes 1st half gold

Eurovision Striking Contest 2014/15

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Eurovision Striking Contest 2013/14 Top 10 Table

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Pos Player Name Country App Goals Points

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1 Felix Lithuania 2 7 91

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2 Bob McBob France 3 5 84

3 Diego Polo San Marino 3 5 81

4 Kyle Van Smith Albania 3 5 75

5 Jason Healy Scotland 3 4 66

6 Parker Reynolds Poland 2 4 62

7 dafuge Macedonia 3 4 61

8 Juan King Turkey 3 3 59

9 Arthur Li Montenegro 3 3 56

10 David Pitt Slovakia 3 3 53

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Eurovision Soccer League 2014/15 Tables

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Eurovision Premier Division

Player Team Total

Pos Player Name Country App Goals MoM Yel Red Points Bonus Points

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1 Kyle Van Smith Albania 3 5 2 -1 0 72 3 75

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2 Jason Healy Scotland 3 4 1 0 0 60 6 66

3 Parker Reynolds Poland 2 4 2 0 0 60 2 62

4 dafuge Macedonia 3 4 0 0 0 55 6 61

5 King Queen Ukraine 2 3 1 -1 0 42 6 48

6 Brendan Petersen Liechtenstein 2 4 0 -1 0 47 0 47

7 Magnus Donaldson N Ireland 3 3 0 0 0 45 1 46

8 In Der Van Dude Slovenia 3 2 1 0 0 40 6 46

9 James Knowles Germany 3 2 0 0 0 35 9 44

10 Pendros Greece 2 2 1 0 0 35 6 41

11 Ryan Andrews Faroe Islands 2 2 1 0 0 35 1 36

12 Derren Brown Serbia 2 2 0 0 0 30 6 36

13 Benjas Kyriagkos Belgium 2 1 0 -1 0 17 6 23

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14 Suk-Yo Bum Bulgaria 2 0 1 0 0 15 3 18

15 Robert Boyle Estonia 3 0 0 0 0 15 1 16

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16 Tom Collantine Spain 2 0 0 0 0 10 4 14

17 Chu Haowan Hungary 2 0 0 0 0 10 1 11

18 Julius Kapono Denmark

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Eurovision Second Division

Player Team Total

Pos Player Name Country App Goals MoM Yel Red Points Bonus Points

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1 Felix Lithuania 2 7 1 0 0 85 6 91

2 Bob McBob France 3 5 2 0 0 75 9 84

3 Diego Polo San Marino 3 5 2 0 0 75 6 81

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4 Juan King Turkey 3 3 1 0 0 50 9 59

5 Arthur Li Montenegro 3 3 1 0 0 50 6 56

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6 Yhon Wi England 2 3 1 0 0 45 6 51

7 Larry De Poopinho Italy 3 3 0 -1 0 42 7 49

8 Tyler Burrows Bosnia 3 3 0 0 0 45 3 48

9 Robert Dillon Luxembourg 3 3 0 0 0 45 0 45

10 Damon Lowe Iceland 3 2 1 0 0 40 4 44

11 Jason Demir Kazakhstan 3 2 0 0 0 35 0 35

12 Mike Bird Croatia 2 2 0 0 0 30 4 34

13 Sneaky Ninja Moldova 3 1 0 0 0 25 0 25

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14 Joo Russia 2 1 0 0 0 20 3 23

15 Ulf Chaoc Georgia 2 1 0 0 0 20 0 20

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16 Paddy O'Furniture Finland 3 0 0 0 0 15 3 18

17 Arthur White Azerbaijan 2 0 0 0 0 10 0 10

18 Alex Drew Rep. Ireland

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Eurovision Third Division

Player Team Total

Pos Player Name Country App Goals MoM Yel Red Points Bonus Points

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1 David Pitt Slovakia 3 3 1 0 0 50 3 53

2 Steven Kemp Malta 2 3 0 0 0 40 0 40

3 Pablo Gonzalez Switzerland 2 2 1 0 0 35 4 39

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4 Jaradafred Zadabheer Israel 2 2 1 0 0 35 3 38

5 Jim Alex Romania 3 2 0 0 0 35 3 38

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6 Alexei Lloyd-Hooker Andorra 2 2 1 -1 0 32 1 33

7 Mini Saville Austria 2 2 0 0 0 30 3 33

8 Robaldinho Czech Rep 3 1 0 0 0 25 6 31

9 Adam Moxon Sweden 3 1 0 0 0 25 1 26

10 Triple H Armenia 2 1 0 -1 0 17 0 17

11 Tom Healy Wales 2 0 0 0 0 10 0 10

12 Adam Wilkinson Latvia 2 0 0 -1 0 7 1 8

13 Brucie Bonus Belarus 1 0 0 0 0 5 0 5

14 Bobinho Cyprus

14 The Man Norway

14 Adam C Portugal

14 Marek Almonde Holland

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The Points System

Int Appearance = 5

Int Goal = 10

Int Own Goal = -10

Int MoM Award = 5

Int Yellow Card = -3

Int Red Card = -8 (2 yellows --> 1 red = -8)

Team Win = 3

Team Draw = 1

Bonus Points:

Top scorer in the EURO / World Cup Qual Tournaments = 25

Top scorer in the EURO / World Cup Finals = 50

First to 100 Caps = 25

100 Caps = 15

First to 50 Goals = 50

50 Goals = 35

Break National Goalscoring Record = 25

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Felix had a cracking month for Lithuania, scoring all 5 goals against Liechtenstein and then following it up with a brace in their 4-2 win over Sweden. He now leads the 2nd Division after not even playing in Sept and the overall title race.

It was a bumper month of goals for quite a few players and nations, with many high scoring games. There were hattricks over the 2 rounds for Kyle Van Smith, Jason Healy, Brendan Petersen, Felix, Juan King, Parker Reynolds and Yhon Wi

Pablo Gonzalez made his first start for Switzerland in ages and the Swiss were well rewarded, Gonzalez netting two and getting the MoM award as they beat the Dutch 4-2.

Only one appearance this month for King Queen has meant that he has fallen out of the overall top ten after being top last month!

After losing to France 0-4, San Marino picked themselves up and recorded another fine victory, this time beating Finland away 2-1. Could the impossible still happen?!?!

Eurovision Striking Contest Roll of Honour

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2007/08 - Robert Boyle / Estonia ( 73 points)

2008/09 - Paddy O'Furniture / Finland ( 94 points)

2009/10 - Mike Bird / Croatia (128 points)

2010/11 - Diego Polo / San Marino (163 points)

2011/12 - James Knowles & Bob Van Bob / Germany & Portugal (158 points)

2012/13 - In Der Van Dude / Slovenia (197 points)

2013/14 - James Knowles / Germany (209 points)

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Injury Update

The following players have picked up / still have injuries as of the end of the October Int matches:

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Ulf Chaoc - Out for a week with a bruised rib.

Brucie Bonus - Out for a week with a twisted ankle.

Damon Lowe - Out for a month with broken ribs.

Bobinho - Having specialist treatment on a hip injury, out for 2 months.

In Der Van Dude - Out for a few days with a facial injury.

Jason Demir - Out for 3 weeks with a fractured arm.

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Originally posted by Walcott's Wonderkids:

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by dafuge:

Macedonia might actually stand a chance of qualifying, just need to see if they can compete with Romania.

Haha, that was a belter of the game! icon_biggrin.gificon_cool.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Pretty good timing with that comment there, it really does look like Macedonia could qualify now.

Macedonia scored ten goals in two games but I only got three of them icon_frown.gif

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Originally posted by Walcott's Wonderkids:

Yep, Denmark are hosting the next European Championships.

However, that does mean that you are going to have to rely on your 4 friendlies this season to prevent you from being relegated.

Only 4 icon_eek.gif Boy I have to perform miracles not to get relegated I guess. On the other hand, I'm in the EUROs for sure icon_smile.gif

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