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Not just interpol apparently. Australian police, military and a few others i cant remember. Not just pornography either. according to them i had breached copyright, hacked things and a whole slew of other things.

While searching for a solution on the net i found out that these things are pretty common. Surely people don't actually fall for this sort of thing and end up paying to these gits? I suppose they must if they are so common.

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I'd been feeling a bit ****** for a while now but nothing physically seemed to be wrong, so I went back to doctors Monday and demanded some blood test as I thought I might have something like M.E as I was tired and down but didn't know why. So I had them done then at 9.30pm the hospital rung me up and said ambulance was on way for me as I had a high blood sugar level of 33 (its supposed to be between 4-7 as a rule). It turns out I had diabetes and was in the very early stages of a hyperglycimic coma. I'm kinda alright now, back at home recovering but will take a few days to start feeling like normal again :(

My parents thought it was an April Fools (as did Tom) when I told them, not the best time to think I'm kidding around.

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You sticking around as a Mod but just not in GPTG?

A lot of mods stepping/stepped down recently.

I am still a mod but will only be modding in FMCU.

I'm getting rid of them one by one. They simply can't cope with me. :cool:

You are the only problem on these forums :p.

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I can't sleep so decided to get up and watch the Champions league. The only question now is wether to watch Real vs Dortmund or the PSG vs Chelsea game.

EDIT: decided on the PSG vs Chelsea game. John Terry is not having the best time of it this week is he. 2 games, 2mistakes, 2 goals.

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What is classed as 'assault' these days? Something happened tonight while at work. I'm not hurt, not even harmed and it was pretty pathetic, but I don't see why the **** should get away with it :D.

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What is classed as 'assault' these days? Something happened tonight while at work. I'm not hurt, not even harmed and it was pretty pathetic, but I don't see why the **** should get away with it :D.

It's pointless unless you was seriously harmed, they'd just get a caution otherwise :(

I've lost almost 2 stone this month from being ill :D. I start training hard from today though now I'm feeling better.

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It's pointless unless you was seriously harmed, they'd just get a caution otherwise :(

I can handle a caution. The girl who did it is the type of girl (I know her) who has had everything she has ever wanted. She is a right tart and I just fancy getting the police involved to **** her off :p.

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I may seem quite simple but I am not. I'm fairly intelligent but unfortunately lack common sense on many occasion. Unfortunately I couldn't tell the difference. Maybe you need to be better at telling jokes, or I need to stop taking things as serious as this. I've not quite worked that one out yet.

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Sounds a bit sad and vindictive in all honesty.

Unless she has gouged your eye out with a stiletto, then I think you may aswell leave it be.

Sad, no. Vindictive, yeah. I will give you that one :p.

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Could be argued that it is a little sad to be so vindictive. :brock:

(By the way, why has no one taken the **** yet for SRL been hit by a tiny little woman?).

She didn't even hit me. She threw something at me, which makes it even funnier :D.

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Does she lob things at you often, or was this a one-off?

What prompted it?

I know who she is through people and have been told quite a bit about her, I don't necessarily know her as such. Was just something at work on Saturday when I delivered to her house. She was a bit of a cow about how long her food took to arrive (she was told an hour and a quarter, it arrived in an hour and 20 minutes). She phoned up twisting about where her food was after 20 minutes as well which prompted us to basically laugh down the phone at her. Her attitude stunk at the door and I basically gave attitude back and she launched a full cabbage at me :D.

SRL been playing away with the neighbour again, hence why he keeps moving home. That's my theory :brock:

The neighbour where I am now is pretty nice actually :p.

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Too busy shoving fistfulls of pubes in and and then gobbing into it?

Fistfulls of pubes?! Nobody should have that amount of pubes, trim... always trim.

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Filthy bugger.

What? For everyone ten people who prepare take out and stick to the hygiene rules perfectly, there's always one fat ginger "chef" who'll pop his **** and balls somewhere inappropriate.

That's why I try to steer clear of takeaway food as much as I can! #SayNoToGingerTodgersInYourFood

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"off" or "at"?

I tend not to have turnips resting on me, so you might struggle to throw one "off" me :brock:

I will throw it at you and it will hit off you :p.

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I'm currently watching the Man U vs Bayern game. Bayern dont really look like they are going to concede thst away goal Man u need.

Just seen the 1st half highlights of the Atletico vs Barcelona game. How Atletico aren't 3 to 4 goals up is astonishing. they have hit the woodwork 3 time.

EDIT: What a goal from Evra. An Bayern hit back instantly. Probably one of the quickest replies in footbal history.

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My only recomendations playing in LLs is that you KNOW what players you are going to buy. Scouts/Assman are so full of nonsense in my Brentford save. Tom Lawrence is 2 stars current rated by my Assman but I signed him anyways AND so far he has a 7.3 rating!! :o

Ok, thanks for that.

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