BS_8 Posted March 7, 2012 Share Posted March 7, 2012 i need a work permit to sign a player from my own division:applause: More to the point, why are you trying to sign a 5 foot 5 inch centre back? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott MUFC Posted March 7, 2012 Share Posted March 7, 2012 i'm not, i was seeing if he was any good. i already have a 5 foot 5 CB who scored 8 minutes into he debut Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falahk Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 this will probably be pretty common on the current patch, but still deserves to be posted here: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
poola21 Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 the death one is awesome Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott MUFC Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 SAY WHAT? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pl-fikander Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 It all started with a message in my inbox saying that Navbaxor stadium has part of its stand closed and its capacity is now reduced to 0. Decided to check whether its true, or just some bug, just to find that actual capacity is negative... ...what is even more funny is that their attendances are still positive... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matorko Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 What skin is this please Matorko?? Looks awesome.... Thanks. It's called Dark Silence, but this version is not published. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
coopie54 Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 Love the screenshots guys! always good for a laugh! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamez91 Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 I know keep em comin' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcftm Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 Fastest red card I've seen. I can beat it - Scott Brown managed to get sent off in 22 seconds in one game against Fulham. We somehow managed to win that game 2-0. 22 seconds?! I can somehow beat that with absolute ease Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PPPPPPPPPPPP10 Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 Big Sam's reaction when he's asked about me before a match http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/522655701952922657/F91527A05AF384A8148B4B1D98B719AA6534B31A/ and later that afternoon http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/522655701952922111/1D7F48B704DE80805896063A80639A1E46B184B6/ ... something happened between those two times but I didn't know what!! I didn't call him and threat him to say that for sure... :O Ehm btw how do I post the link as picture instead of just link? xD Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheInvisibleMan Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 Millwall break their own disciplinary record. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
arsenalthebest Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 I'm not sure he should be allowed to continue working for SI, if this is going to be his attitude. lets start a petition for his sacking Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheInvisibleMan Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 Nice big cash injection from my chairman Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apos Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Millwall break their own disciplinary record. You know what they say,stick to what you are good at! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott MUFC Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 it is milwall. i expect nothing less Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PPPPPPPPPPPP10 Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Barnsley: 13 shots, 8 on target, 3 clear-cut shots, dominate in almost every statistics Sunderland: 1 shot that is OFF TARGET and it's still 1-1... what O.o http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/522655793100722412/2C774A1E4651E88B0D2435944A6DA12B93CBDAA9/ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilCuoreDiRoma Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 :confused: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
andriejj Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 After a few seasons I had decided to enable generated faces for players, then skimmed through my players. There were some surprises, but this... guy (?) from Hong Kong beats them all. I present you, Ariel the Merm... I mean Arvel Maclaren! I still can't decide - is it hair dye, a wig, or maybe his head is on fire? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheInvisibleMan Posted March 18, 2012 Share Posted March 18, 2012 :confused: I don't get it. What's the problem? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rafa2007 Posted March 18, 2012 Share Posted March 18, 2012 I don't get it. What's the problem? Well it could be the whole player getting angry at manager after manager agrees with him Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soupel Posted March 18, 2012 Share Posted March 18, 2012 :confused: Right!It's one of those silly bugs.I had a GK that played the whole season every single game and before the last game for the season i receive news that he wants more first team play! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dlwk Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 Best name I've found. Signed him cos i loved it so much Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott MUFC Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 erm yea... see if you can spot the problem with this screenshot Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CurnRaisin Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 erm yea... see if you can spot the problem with this screenshot It says man city set the new record but there current position is 2nd, so im assuming thats what you are talking about? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PPPPPPPPPPPP10 Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 I've seen thread about this but never actually see it, and fortunately this happened to the opponent so I LOL'ed... this is a video clip since screenshot won't do it justice Sebastian Frey got sent off for catching the ball outside the box This is probably what was said between Frey and the ref: -(Frey) *Catch the ball* Got it! Woot!... wait... stop, stop, feet, stooooopppppp! OMG ref you saw what happened I tried to stop but some weird force kept me going!!! (Ref) Yeah I saw that son, but rules is rules I'm sorry... next time don't wear skates on football field mmm'kay (red card!) (Frey) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott MUFC Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 that happens often. wolves qualifying for the champions league group stages anyone? and yea, city set a record, when second, 2 points from top Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liniert Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anti Spiral Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown Hacker Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 Most of the Man Utd players were given second yellows for protesting... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott MUFC Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 so there is a bug with red cards. i have heard of global warming but... 34.c in cardiff? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rafa2007 Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 so there is a bug with red cards. Because of one game? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShyBaldBuddhist Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 Poor lad, O.G, missed pen then a red card. In a cup final too. At least he was involved in the game though Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Able.Ryder Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 Poor lad, O.G, missed pen then a red card. In a cup final too. At least he was involved in the game though This is a good one Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Able.Ryder Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 BTW, is Dinamo Minsk listed as his favorite club? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rikulec Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 @Unknown Hacker: Shouldn't MU automatically lose 0:3 due to not having enough players on the field after the 5th sending off? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan BHTFC Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 So our keeper saves a pen, great I think, we can nick a first leg draw, until we hoof the ball forward and score! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown Hacker Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 @Unknown Hacker: Shouldn't MU automatically lose 0:3 due to not having enough players on the field after the 5th sending off? You'd think so but the game doesn't code for this eventuality because it required a perfect storm of events. The ref had a shocker and booked anyone who came near him which led to the hilarious predicament that they found theirselves in. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Football Manager. Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 Nice big cash injection from my chairman this just made me burst out laughing after seing wang ke on page 1. not related but the first one gave me a tickle Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShyBaldBuddhist Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 BTW, is Dinamo Minsk listed as his favorite club? His favourite club is actually Partizan, has a funny way of showing his love for the club Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
C-Mon Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 You know, some supporters are just unpleasable... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chas (Psyatika) Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 I've seen thread about this but never actually see it, and fortunately this happened to the opponent so I LOL'ed... this is a video clip since screenshot won't do it justice Sebastian Frey got sent off for catching the ball outside the box This is probably what was said between Frey and the ref: -(Frey) *Catch the ball* Got it! Woot!... wait... stop, stop, feet, stooooopppppp! OMG ref you saw what happened I tried to stop but some weird force kept me going!!! (Ref) Yeah I saw that son, but rules is rules I'm sorry... next time don't wear skates on football field mmm'kay (red card!) (Frey) Second yellow i presume? That play doesn't meet the "4D" requirements to send a player off for DOGSO. Direction: He caught the ball in the area (legally), and moved it away from the goal by carrying it outside. The ball was moving away from the goal before anything illegal occurred. The ball must be moving towards goal (or at least in the general direction of the goal) for a goal scoring opportunity to be "obvious." Defenders: he was the last one, so this criterion is met Distance to goal: the byline to the near post is 18 yards, so this was about 20. The angle would be a tough one if an attacker were there to shoot, though. For the sake of argument we'll say this criterion was met, but again, it's doubtful. Distance to ball: well, he handled it, so that's as close as you can get! 3 out of 4 criteria (or arguably 2 out of 4) are met, so this can't be a red card. Goalkeepers handling the ball outside the area do not automatically receive red cards. < /referee rant> Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
g00n Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 The ball must be moving towards goal (or at least in the general direction of the goal) for a goal scoring opportunity to be "obvious." This is nowhere to be found in the rules, and rightly so. Imagine a winger going to the goal line, passing the ball backwards (away from the goal) to an attacker, who - with an open goal - is tripped from behind by a defender. Surely an obvious goalscoring opportunity, and a red card. The only thing about direction in the rules concerning sending offs for denying an obvious goalscoring opportunity refers to the opponent: (from fifa.com) denying an obvious goalscoring opportunity to an opponent moving towards the player’s goal by an offence punishable by a free kick or a penalty kick. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobby_McDonald Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 You'd think so but the game doesn't code for this eventuality because it required a perfect storm of events. The ref had a shocker and booked anyone who came near him which led to the hilarious predicament that they found theirselves in. CM 01/02 did. I once won a game 3-0 because the opposition were reduced to six men. I also had a game abandoned in the same save. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott MUFC Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 ref just had a shocker on mine, sent 2 of thier players off softly, then didn't book the guy protesting, then dissalowed the perfectly legitamate onside goal from the resulting freekick lol Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
parkour94 Posted April 5, 2012 Share Posted April 5, 2012 By parkour94 at 2012-04-04 First time I see a team with negative points (-10 points) for financial reasons... By parkour94 at 2012-04-04 what the hell... is it a bug, a fail or is just like that? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott MUFC Posted April 5, 2012 Share Posted April 5, 2012 portsmouth are a mess on my game. got relegated and are still in debt. and only have 14 players £1? no wonder they are in debt lol Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
arsenalthebest Posted April 5, 2012 Share Posted April 5, 2012 ref just had a shocker on mine, sent 2 of thier players off softly, then didn't book the guy protesting, then dissalowed the perfectly legitamate onside goal from the resulting freekick lol sound like a howRd webb sort of a match Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stretch Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 The man who calls Peter Crouch short-arse. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
michaelthestrange Posted April 7, 2012 Share Posted April 7, 2012 Just saw this the first time. Didn't knew it was even possible: Quite odd to hear that from a 22-year-old. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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