Coulthard's Jaw

OLLY ****ING WATKINS

Best we've played in the three Gareth semis. Need another 45 like that.

JUSTICE FOR 1993

Lets talk Field Tilt.

Isn't the point here that the disallowed goals were actually legal goals. I don't know how you factor that into xG but as always, context is not a myth.

Also had at least one stone wall penalty not given.

My memory is we battered Netherlands and then got battered by Spain

Yeah I saw that, think the concept of scoring multiple goals in a game is so alien to him he doesn't recognise it as Proper Football.

****ing hell

Unfortunately for Spain, France have decided to turn up tonight

vs Possible line-ups Netherlands: Verbruggen; Dumfries, De Vrij, Van Dijk, Aké; Schouten, Simons, Reijnders; Malen, Depay, Gakpo England: Pickford; Walker, Stones, Guéhi; Saka, Mainoo, Rice, Shaw; Bellingham, Foden; Kane The Opta supercomputer ranks the chances extra-time very high in this game at 30.8%. Route to the semi-finals Netherlands Group D 2-1 vs Poland (Gakpo 29, Weghorst 83; Buksa 16) 0-0 vs France 2-3 vs Austria (Gakpo 47, Depay 75; Malen og 6, Schmid 59, Sabitzer 80) Round of 16 3-0 vs Romania (Gakpo 20, Malen 83 90+3) Quarter-finals 2-1 vs Türkiye (De Vrij 70, Mert Müldür og 76; Samet Akaydin 35) England Group C 1-0 vs Serbia (Bellingham 13) 1-1 vs Denmark (Kane 18; Hjulmand 34) 0-0 vs Slovenia Round of 16 2-1 aet vs Slovakia (Bellingham 90+5, Kane 91; Schranz 25) Quarter-finals 1-1 aet 5-3p vs Switzerland (Saka 80; Embolo 75) ----------- So here we are, for the third time we get an England semi final thanks to Gareth. I'm sure you don't need to be reminded how the last two went, but here, have the videos anyway And what opponents for England to have! If you are of a certain generation, England vs Netherlands is one of the rivalries that defined a generation of England players. Sheareerrrrrr and it's 3-0! Feels apt for this classic montage to be the one the BBC did the last time we won a penalty shootout COME ON ENGLAND

Possible line-ups Spain: Unai Simón: Navas, Nacho, Laporte, Cucurella; Olmo, Rodri, Fabián Ruiz; Lamine Yamal, Morata, Williams Suspended: Carvajal, Le Normand France: Maignan; Koundé, Saliba, Upamecano, Hernández; Kanté, Tchouaméni, Camavinga, Griezmann; Kolo Muani, Mbappé Spain are the narrow favourites against France, winning 38.2% of pre-match simulations by the Opta supercomputer. Route to the semi-finals Spain Group B 3-0 vs Croatia (Morata 29, Fabián Ruiz 32, Carvajal 45+2) 1-0 vs Italy (Calafiori og 55) 1-0 vs Albania (Ferran Torres 13) Round of 16 4-1 vs Georgia (Rodri 39, Fabián Ruiz 51, Williams 75, Olmo 83; Le Normand og 18) Quarter-final 2-1 vs Germany aet (Dani Olmo 51, Merino 119; Wirtz 89) France Group D 1-0 vs Austria (Wöber og 38) 0-0 vs Netherlands 1-1 vs Poland (Mbappé 56 pen; Lewandowski 79 pen) Round of 16 1-0 vs Belgium (Vertonghen og 85) Quarter-finals 0-0 aet, 5-3 pens vs Portugal Plenty of big big big games between these two over the years https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVdK_uqMs0s

The big thing is we have a few lads now who takes lots of penalties

Really enjoyed the last three tournaments, have not enjoyed this tournament. Can't argue with Gareth's results but does feel like it's time for change, but this isn't to say he's been **** or anything, absolute legend.

Don't care, we're in the semi finals