Constantine

Rob's heel turn arc will be fun...

Oi, don't put us Serbs with that lot... We ain't winning anything

Tuchel wouldn't be the worst choice ever, actually... Master tactician, his setup would work well for England and he won't spend enough time with the players to annoy them.

Gallagher being on Rodri... Yeah, he's getting sent off before HT.

Just read that Starmer's coming to the game. With him and Gareth, that much luck at one place, you guys might even cure cancer and bring on world peace, aside from winning it all

Weird game, that... England started off really well, utilizing the acres of space the Dutch gave them. They actually played well, till Sir Gareth reined them in at HT. Can't be having that... Koeman adapted better, tactically sound but he chose the wrong personnel. Lord Southgate made sound subs for once and England individual quality shone through once more. They're so, so good. Watkins' goal was class! Ref shat the bed, no doubt about that. Laughable penalty and as the game went on, he just kept losing control of the match. Still, England deserved to win, either way. If they can contain Yamal and Nico (Shaw has to start, Rice and Mainoo have to play flawless games), I guess it's coming home, finally.

Handbrake s coming off earlier than anticipated.

How the heck Rob and Gunman doesn't get tired of this? I've seen this convo of theirs at least three times before today...

Nonbelievers!!! Get them, Rob!!

Sir Gareth special incoming

You jest but look at ol' Southgate turning this around...

Dude pulled a wrestling move. Cmon now...

That's why Switzerland will lose. Too attacking FFS!

You want a card every time they breathe in the vicinity of English player?

Konsa got some acting chops

Press meltdown is coming either way

That was fun... England seems better. Still not good but better than they were in games so far. Switzerland looks stand off-ish, feels like they can take control of the game but are afraid of Saka so they don't want to risk it. Portugal drove me to sleep last night and, luckily, this game is scheduled bit earlier so I hope I get to the end of this one awake...

How is that a yellow?!

OG by the Swiss incoming

Fully expecting England to, to Rob's utmost delight, to France their way into another semi final.

Seems off.

Yeah, Romania simply imploded after conceding... Any other team punishes the Dutch for missing all these chances.

Cmon Man, strike that...

I'm cheering on Austria and Switzerland. Romania too, if they get past The Netherlands. I want some new winners. Of the big nations, Spain or Germany, I guess, since they're at least trying to play football. As for England... I'm of split mind about that one. Lot of you would become unbearable but, dammit, I also want to see Rob's smugness on display