rancer890 Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 Take that US of A, look what Chad has! :D Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
canvey!! Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 That's hilarious ! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
x42bn6 Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 Take that US of A, look what Chad has! :D But looking at his attributes, his slogan is clearly "No I can't :(". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cravien Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 but looking at his attributes, his slogan is clearly "no i can't :(". Hahahaha Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndreTheShadow Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 I think it's more funny that he's a near-£4m striker, but look at his attacking stats Mostly because I didn't scout him. But He's not amazing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
aadam Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 I heard this guy was good with the ladies. Well, not really... His surname actually means "little". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
x42bn6 Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 Well, not really... His surname actually means "little". That opened up so many double entendres - I'm going to leave this alone now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dreaded Walrus Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 Is this the most depressing journeyman biography ever? 18 clubs. 30 years. 32 club appearances. He's actually made more international appearances than he has club appearances. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ty Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 Is this the most depressing journeyman biography ever?18 clubs. 30 years. 32 club appearances. He's actually made more international appearances than he has club appearances. OMG, how old is he? Lol Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dreaded Walrus Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 OMG, how old is he? Lol He's 46! He's not the oldest person in my save though (I'm right on the very first day of the game; I just have a lot of people added). There's a 55 year-old Player/Assman at Hanover in N. Ireland. There's a 55 year-old Player/Manager at Club Albion in Hong Kong. And there's a 50 year-old straight player at HKFC in Hong Kong. Profile History (bottom of scrollbar) History (top of scrollbar) In fact, historically on FM I've noticed there's a lot of old people playing in Hong Kong. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ty Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 I would sign him, and not play him! AND MAKE HIM RETIRE Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dreaded Walrus Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 I would sign him, and not play him! AND MAKE HIM RETIRE Considering he went 18 years in the sport before his first match, I doubt even that would discourage him! Unfortunately, it appears that this is a case of a person HAVING real-life appearances, but them just not being added to the FM database. See Wikipedia, for example. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wee Lad Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 Take that US of A, look what Chad has! :D I love this game. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
x42bn6 Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 Córdoba CF have recently been relegated from La Liga. The whole squad is unhappy at this result, understandably. Except one guy - the happiest person at Córdoba CF has an "Unh" next to him. So he's happy yet unhappy. Or something like that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sanityfm Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 Coincidence? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
aw083 Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 that's class just made me lol in the office That made me laugh too. Awesome. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
myweb Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 A goalie that thinks he's a midfielder. Problem is he is on my team. :o Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
aw083 Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 He isn't set as a freekick/throw-in taker is he? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some Guy! Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 that's class just made me lol in the office That is brilliant! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some Guy! Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 Claiming offside when your teammate scores an own goal. what a chop A bit fickle tbh What a champ! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some Guy! Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 There are so many things confusing about that! Are you? Classic name! I had a player once called Okay Kok... That was pretty funny, I should find a screen shot of him. He played on the right and Jean-Pierre Panis played down the left. last time i let lenny handle press conferences lol the shot was a peach lol This is honestly one of the funniest I've seen. I'm actually crying with laughter! It's just perfect in so many ways. Especially the picture of him! I've got just this image of him in my head now, sitting at the press conference, the side just won 4-0, there was an absolute wonder strike. He's about about his thoughts and with this grin on his face turns to the media and says: "I thought it was terrible to be honest!" Putting the room into a stunned silence! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JEinchy Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 Only Football Manager could conjure up moments like this: Fortunately, I'm managing Arsenal. If it were the other way round I would've marched straight down the shop and got my money back. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIR17 Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 Only Football Manager could conjure up moments like this: Really? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some Guy! Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 What did you think of Ronaldo's 2006-07 season Lenny? "I thought it was terrible!" I still can't stop laughing! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
__BOB__ Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 Well looks like my ass manager/player dosent rate himself highly enough! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tafse Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 Never seen this before, made me smile Haha, that's actually really funny. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batowski Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 An oldie: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nine_iron Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 Not with that agression you are not! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewalsh Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 Just made me glad I didn't lose, not the capacity crowd Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nine_iron Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 I think the report is reffering to all the listeners on the local radio, who were delighted... As you forgot to unlock the gates they all went home. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aim_Less Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 ****ing bad luck need to bring some youngsters for this half final Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some Guy! Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 Go for it! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DodgeeD Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 I think this guy struggles to give big performances Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ty Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 Lmao, He was blessed with a great name. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seftinho Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 Just had my keeper (Alex Smithies) sent off in the 4th minute of a League 1 game between Leeds and Swindon. Not posting up the images as they are too big, so I'll just post the links instead. 1) Swindon keeper claims ball from Leeds corner. 2) Swindon keeper hoofs ball down field. 3) Leeds keeper runs towards ball and makes pointless dramatic dive. http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/2080/fm10scrnsht1gkmakespoin.png 4) Leeds keeper falls just outside area. http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/426/fm10scrnsht1gkfallsouts.png 5) Leeds keeper is shown straight red card. http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/5948/fm10scrnsht3gksentoff.png 6) Leeds forced to play out remaining 86 minutes (plus stoppages) with a striker in goal. Not best pleased. Going to play the remaining 84 minutes of the match now and see how I fare with Jermaine Beckford in goal. /o\ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris81 Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 AHAAAAAAAAAAAAA Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ty Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 AHAAAAAAAAAAAAA Dan, Dan, Dan, DAN.. DAAAAN, DAAAN! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hitemfrank Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 AHAAAAAAAAAAAAA "SMELL MY CHEESE!" is my personal favourite quote from Alan Partridge Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eken10 Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 OMG! (10letterrule) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
charlo116 Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 Clearly not as determined to be a coach as he is to be a player. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewalsh Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 I think this guy struggles to give big performances Imagine if he had asked to be called by his first name Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
101east Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 ah of course, that list of results certainly doesn't look like 19th-place form.http://www.joepubliconline.com/cms/ ! They've won the Caribbean Football Union Club Championship on "more than one previous occasion" (two, then?), I can't believe you guys haven't heard of them! trojan website.. ..can the link be removed? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
av3ry Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 Champions League FirstLeg: Liverpool let 4 goal lead slip against Tottenham. Usually its the other way round. Juande Ramos (who took over from Rafa Benitez) has endured the most embarrasing night in Champions League history. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burscoughnian Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 AHAAAAAAAAAAAAA He must have a foot like a traction engine! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
x42bn6 Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 Champions League FirstLeg: Liverpool let 4 goal lead slip against Tottenham. Usually its the other way round. Juande Ramos (who took over from Rafa Benitez) has endured the most embarrasing night in Champions League history. Don't know what's funnier - Ramos winning, Spurs not bottling it or Liverpool bottling it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
brod104 Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 Not so much funny as in amusing, but more funny as in "What the hell?" Note the position of Valencia's keeper - he, along with his entire defence bar Alexis had gone up for a last minute corner. Alexis only got a yellow card for the foul on the edge of his own team's penalty area! Justice was done thought, because Gerrard smashed home the resulting free-kick. http://i568.photobucket.com/albums/ss121/brod104/wheresthered.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skoolblowsme Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 Not funny, but creepy sort of. Exact same as real life!! The way the goal was scored and everything Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
damo666 Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 A real person's name Wonder what he did?? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mastytojas Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some Guy! Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 Now that takes some effort! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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