Game 40: England vs Slovakia LIVE from the Arena AufSchalke. Sunday ITV1 5pm

[Haguey]

Football, bloody hell

Slovakia you'd imagine are on their knees now, but lets just see the game out please

[Gornado]

Switzerland will destroy England

[InigoPatinkin]

2 minutes ago, SouthCoastRed said:

Bet you had high hopes halfway through her sentence 

Hard to have high hopes after that 90 minutes tbf

[JJ72]

Trust in the process boys

[enigmatic]

Just now, Smallen said:

Ivan Toney changed the game  

This is just Gareth showing off 

 

[Darren Moores Mum]

Never doubted 'em

[rodau]

Southgate f* genius

[Pompeyboyz]

2 goals in 2 minutes

either side of extra time 

 

I knew putting the shirt on after 80 minutes was worth it.  Only other match I wore it was when we beat Serbia 

[SouthCoastRed]

Just now, Haguey said:

GARETH I'M SO SORRY I EVER DOUBTED YOU MY WAISTCOAT KING

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS KAAAAAAAAAAAANEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

#waveringbinned

[Redshift]

Handbrake on. Concede a goal. Lose on Penalties. Southgate's got a plan.

[RTHerringbone]

PLEASE don't try to defend now.

[Ackter]

That is a hilarious goal.

[davehanson]

Quick. Defend

[Smallen]

I think we’ve gone Saka RWB and Eze LWB? 

[ThanatosAFC]

Can't play this rubbish against Switzerland or you be out tho.

Edited Sunday at 18:05 by ThanatosAFC

[m_fenton]

4 GOALS IN 4 GAMES ALERT

[Mr Adam]

Southgate is a genius

[rodau]

Silence!! Southgate is working 

[Smallen]

Just now, Ackter said:

That is a hilarious goal.

it’s a proper Sunday pub league goal isn’t it  

[Zeonflux]

England 2-1 up with 2 shots on target all game…….those sound like Man Utd numbers 😉😭

[Bootador]

Which non-left back are we gonna bring on?

[Bliss Seeker]

Just now, ThanatosAFC said:

Can't play this rubbish againt Switzerland or you be out tho.

 

[RTHerringbone]

Just now, ThanatosAFC said:

Can't play this rubbish againt Switzerland or you be out tho.

We convert 100% of our shots. We're THE GREATEST TEAM IN HISTORY!

[Weezer]

And the tactical brains of Football Forum think bringing on Antony ****ing Gordon was some kind of answer.

In Gareth we trust  

[InigoPatinkin]

England playing with 2 strikers and wingbacks, it really is the 90s.

[enigmatic]

Just now, Smallen said:

I think we’ve gone Saka RWB and Eze LWB? 

Wonder if we'll see something similar for Switzerland, just for the Waistcoated One to troll the haters some more

[Pompeyboyz]

10 minutes ago, SouthCoastRed said:

Why do you want to lose?

So we can bin off Rob Southgate and get Klopp in to entertain us

[TalkSport]

Back to the same XI for the Swiss game? 

[Zeonflux]

Just now, InigoPatinkin said:

England playing with 2 strikers and wingbacks, it really is the 90s.

For the next game we’re going 4-4-f**king-2!!

[Heartwork]

Do you think this might persuade Gareth to make earlier subs in future?

 

Nah, me neither.

[enigmatic]

1 minute ago, Zeonflux said:

England 2-1 up with 2 shots on target all game…….those sound like Man Utd numbers 😉😭

Nah, we'd be 3-2 down with the opposition having had 20

[Robson 07]

Southgate simply knowing how to pace an entire tournament.  The group stage mere warm-up games, pre-season if you like. 

[enigmatic]

Just now, Pompeyboyz said:

So we can bin off Rob Southgate and get Klopp in to entertain us

I think you mean Aidy Boothroyd

[Darren Moores Mum]

Why is Matterface quoting Dancing in the Dark lyrics again? Did that the other day.

[Pukey]

That's brilliant from Toney

[aiston]

Pinned in our own box since our 2nd

 

[darren1983]

Toney is great at winning those free kicks to get his team up the pitch. Also helps kill time. 

[SouthCoastRed]

Just now, Darren Moores Mum said:

Why is Matterface quoting Dancing in the Dark lyrics again? Did that the other day.

Cos he's a talentless tw@t?

[aiston]

Excellent from Toney, something we've missed.

[m_fenton]

3 minutes ago, ThanatosAFC said:

Can't play this rubbish against Switzerland or you be out tho.

Is that a challenge?

 

[Haguey]

Toney genuinely has changed the game

[CFuller]

Just now, Darren Moores Mum said:

Why is Matterface quoting Dancing in the Dark lyrics again? Did that the other day.

Something to do with Phil Foden? No idea.

[Zeonflux]

Just now, Darren Moores Mum said:

Why is Matterface quoting Dancing in the Dark lyrics again? Did that the other day.

Maybe the commentators are playing the lyric game that the England players did in 98

[JJ72]

2 minutes ago, Robson 07 said:

Southgate simply knowing how to pace an entire tournament.  The group stage mere warm-up games, pre-season if you like. 

Shaw to get 5 mins at the end to get his match fitness started.

He will be fresh for the final. Genius

Edited Sunday at 18:10 by JJ72

[RTHerringbone]

Slovakians still feigning injury even though they need to chase the game now.

[rodau]

England grabbed Euro trophy today. Congrats!

[The Golden boy]

10 minutes ago, Smallen said:

classic ITV. England have just scored a last minute equaliser to take a knockout game to extra time and they’ve gone straight to ****ing adverts . What a terrible TV network.

How do you think F1 fans between 1997-2008 felt?  They'd do mid-race adverts.

[Zeonflux]

Just now, RTHerringbone said:

Slovakians still feigning injury even though they need to chase the game now.

It’s difficult to break a lifetime of international football habits

[InigoPatinkin]

If you can't play out from the back lumping it up to the striker is a valid alternative tbf. 

[Synthahols_for_Girls]

Every pub landlord in the country singing sir Gareth's praises after whole pub needs to buy an extra p pint for et