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Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II passes away. 21st April 1926 - 8th September 2022.


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10 minutes ago, Bliss Seeker said:

We get 10 days of "mourning" if the queen dies right?Ā 

I reckon she'll outlive us all anyway.Ā 

Number of mourning days is to be decided as far as I know, we'll probably get a Sunday off, but we sure as hell aint getting a celebration and a mourning if she's already gone.

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The Queen is hanging on for the jubilee because she knows we get a day off for that and then when she finally does go, we will get more days off

She's doing it for us, I take it back, my indifference has moved to I guess she is alright after all

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I'd think transfer of power (an the inherent instability that comes with it) is too important for the status of a BH to factor into a conversation of when to announce her passing.

To not announce it within hours would have significant ramifications both domestically and internationally, so there would have to be a very serious reason to hold back from telling us loyal subjects.

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1 hour ago, EdBed said:

I'd think transfer of power (an the inherent instability that comes with it) is too important for the status of a BH to factor into a conversation of when to announce her passing.

To not announce it within hours would have significant ramifications both domestically and internationally, so there would have to be a very serious reason to hold back from telling us loyal subjects.

This assumes that the relevant people don't already know, although I appreciate that at this point I am treading the fine line between believing that the odd secret is kept from us all Vs full on tin foil hat.

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1 minute ago, Mahzun_Savas said:

I don't think the Queen is anywhere near death

To be fair she is 96 mate. No matter how good your genes are or what kind of life youā€™ve had, thatā€™s a good innings in anyones books. So any kind of physical downturn at that age will raise concernsĀ 

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1 minute ago, mark1985 said:

To be fair she is 96 mate. No matter how good your genes are or what kind of life youā€™ve had, thatā€™s a good innings in anyones books. So any kind of physical downturn at that age will raise concernsĀ 

Yes, she is 96 and it is really showing. She did very well through her 80s and early 90s for her age, but now it has caught up with her.

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The Queen on 13 May

The Queen looks on a horse at the Royal Windsor Horse Show

The Queen at the Royal Windsor Horse Show

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althooooooughh looks she stayed in her car.Ā  Hmmmm, you know.. nah forget it.Ā 

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Buuuuuuuuttt.....Ā Ā 

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The fact she stayed in the car... hmmmm...... It's crazy, but there is plenty of room underneath that door for a master puppeteer to work in.Ā 

Just saying.Ā 

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On 12/05/2022 at 09:11, Bliss Seeker said:

We get 10 days of "mourning" if the queen dies right?Ā 

I reckon she'll outlive us all anyway.Ā 

And i have to leave work within an hour of the announcement.

Hoping its announced on a Friday so i can mourn over a pint

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4 minutes ago, Paul Bacon said:

And i have to leave work within an hour of the announcement.

Hoping its announced on a Friday so i can mourn over a pint

Pubs will be forced to close.Ā Ā 

You will either have to mourn silently at home in front a huge portrait of our fallen god, or in mass hysteria outside Buckenham palace.Ā Ā 

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For goodness sake your maj, nobody would care if you turn up at these events in a wheelchair. If anything it'll enhance your reputation.

Well there are those that would care, and there's a slightly increased risk of Charles wheeling you in front of an oncoming truck, but you've lived with that possibility for 50 years so far.

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24 minutes ago, Bliss Seeker said:

The fact she stayed in the car... hmmmm...... It's crazy, but there is plenty of room underneath that door for a master puppeteer to work in

Jim Henson and Frank Oz, joint knighthoods for services to the realm

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17 minutes ago, leftback in the changing room said:

For goodness sake your maj, nobody would care if you turn up at these events in a wheelchair. If anything it'll enhance your reputation.

Well there are those that would care, and there's a slightly increased risk of Charles wheeling you in front of an oncoming truck, but you've lived with that possibility for 50 years so far.

I agree, there is no shame in having to use a wheelchair.

Anyone who woould criticizes the Queen for using a wheelchair is a piece of ****

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44 minutes ago, Bliss Seeker said:

The Queen on 13 May

The Queen looks on a horse at the Royal Windsor Horse Show

The Queen at the Royal Windsor Horse Show

Ā 

althooooooughh looks she stayed in her car.Ā  Hmmmm, you know.. nah forget it.Ā 

Ā 

Buuuuuuuuttt.....Ā Ā 

Ā 

The fact she stayed in the car... hmmmm...... It's crazy, but there is plenty of room underneath that door for a master puppeteer to work in.Ā 

Just saying.Ā 

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10 minutes ago, scott MUFC said:

maybe she just couldn't be bothered opening the kindergarten that is parliament, and was saving her energy for hobbies

ā€˜No way is one reading out this bobbins again. Get ones son to do it. No not the paedo, the one who talks to flowersā€™

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5 hours ago, Coulthard's Jaw said:

Refusing to be seen in public in a wheelchair is just ****ing weird tbh :DĀ 


Yeah to be fair I feel like the image of the Queen in a wheelchair would be a powerful message/image for elderly, young and newly disabled people who struggle with people looking or judging them etc.Ā 

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On 13/05/2022 at 18:51, PaulHartman71 said:


Yeah to be fair I feel like the image of the Queen in a wheelchair would be a powerful message/image for elderly, young and newly disabled people who struggle with people looking or judging them etc.Ā 

Yes, but it would be a message of vulnerability about her which is far more important.

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3 minutes ago, Bootador said:

Those are FAKE LEGS.

Remote control legs with human skin grafted on

Surely they're reptile legs rather than remote control? Or are they remote control reptile legs?

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